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WafflesJeff
03-02-2010, 05:07 PM
Valve wants us to think that these clues are hinting at Episode 3 or Portal 2. If they went and announced one of those, what fun would it be? We would all say "Well I guessed that much."

No, Valve is trying to divert our attention, make us focus on the predictable games, so we'll be caught totally off guard when they announce... DEATHMATCH CLASSIC 2.

Wooville
03-02-2010, 05:08 PM
This is not funny.

kenman
03-02-2010, 05:08 PM
Aww, I was hoping for Ricochet 2. :(

WafflesJeff
03-02-2010, 05:09 PM
This is not funny.


This is not a joke.

VerdeFlash
03-02-2010, 05:09 PM
It makes so much sense when you think about it!

No it doesn't
It's a nice theory though.

MacD12
03-02-2010, 05:10 PM
Valve wants us to think that these clues are hinting at Episode 3 or Portal 2. If they went and announced one of those, what fun would it be? We would all say "Well I guessed that much."

No, Valve is trying to divert our attention, make us focus on the predictable games, so we'll be caught totally off guard when they announce... DEATHMATCH CLASSIC 2.

yes.very yes.

Serio
03-02-2010, 05:10 PM
Any game with the Valve logo slapped on it would be fine with me. For all I care they could hide "Valve Mega Puzzle Pack" in the message, and I'd still be happy with it.

Sasquatchsliper
03-02-2010, 05:14 PM
you're all wrong the real game behind all the puzzle is...


... FrontLine Force 2 !!! :D

damn it, I would cry in joy if this was true... please Gabe, a miracle !

spacemuffin
03-02-2010, 05:16 PM
There actually is no puzzle. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus, creating the illusion of an update. Move along.

Exit_
03-02-2010, 05:31 PM
Deathmatch Classic 2 sounds good to me! :D

Blayze
03-02-2010, 05:32 PM
A trick of the light! An Alliance plot! Infinite Dragonflight!

HyperTech
03-02-2010, 05:37 PM
Aww, I was hoping for Ricochet 2. :(
LOL!

+ rep

nrnoble
03-02-2010, 05:43 PM
No way. Everyone is screaming for L4D 3, at least they are over in L4D forum. One dude went as far to say "Portal is a game for girls and whimpy guys who can't hang with the real gamers who play L4D" ;)

Ordnas
03-02-2010, 05:47 PM
Valve wants us to think that these clues are hinting at Episode 3 or Portal 2. If they went and announced one of those, what fun would it be? We would all say "Well I guessed that much."

No, Valve is trying to divert our attention, make us focus on the predictable games, so we'll be caught totally off guard when they announce... DEATHMATCH CLASSIC 2.


lol this is so useful and new i will give you -9999 rep if i could.

peteypiranha128
03-02-2010, 06:02 PM
Left 4 Dead 3

Famas-X
03-02-2010, 06:21 PM
Half Life 3 Episode One Portal The Second Slice Left 4 Dead 3

A combination of all games in one.

I'm going into hiding now, Gabe is going to read this and...do things to me.

CyberSoniX
03-02-2010, 06:30 PM
Maybe it really is a combination of HL2 Episode 3 and Portal 2 -> Gorden Freeman gets the portal gun

Blayze
03-14-2010, 07:53 AM
Team Portal Episode 3: Left 4 the Opposing Ricochet Shift?

SirJabbok
03-15-2010, 02:03 AM
I don't care what it is, could be a 2d minigame as far as im concerned, as long as I get to bash headcrabs with a crowbar...

Moose Muscles
03-15-2010, 05:54 AM
I don't care what it is, could be a 2d minigame as far as im concerned, as long as I get to bash headcrabs with a crowbar...

amen...so it was said, and so it shall be done

nrnoble
03-15-2010, 07:30 AM
Yeah, one popular rumor that is been making the rounds is that Portal 2 is just a L4D mod that's been renamed Portal 2. They added Chell to the cast of L4D characters to make Portal fans happy. The rumor states Valve hired some super modder (Smackdown99) to do it; he and a few of his L4D buddies cranked it out in 6 weeks. Not bad for a bunch of high school dudes.... ;)