View Full Version : What's with these stupid guards?!
03-24-2010, 08:59 AM
Every now and then, a guard will inform me that I have his ear.
WHAT THE CRAP?!!!
I checked in my inventory and there IS NO STUPID EAR!!!!!
Then to defend my honor, I kill the guard and then all his stupid guard friends get upset and take me to jail! How am I supposed to do anything in this game when all the guards accuse me of things I did not do, and then take me to jail when I defend my honor.
I give up.
03-24-2010, 10:45 AM
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
Funny how you can have the ear of a town guard with no penalty, yet you can't steal a pewter spoon without being threatened with jail time. I guess the economy was different back then in the olden made-up days.
03-24-2010, 03:27 PM
03-25-2010, 09:53 PM
03-26-2010, 01:06 AM
Go play DivinityII then because you can walk into a man's house and steal the bread from his table and pay no penalty for it. You never need to sleep either.
03-26-2010, 10:36 PM
Did somebody say ears?
Ah, how I sometimes long for my days of Diablo PK-hunting...
03-29-2010, 01:18 PM
You have my ear, citizen
04-10-2010, 09:32 PM
This was funny lol
04-14-2010, 08:28 PM
Are you being serious???
If yes, then it's an Olde-Worldy way of saying "I'm listening". ;)
If not, then carry on. Nothing to see here... ^.^;
04-15-2010, 05:37 AM
Lol. He is saying he is listenting to you. Rofl. I thought everyone said that. Or is it just a british thing.
04-22-2010, 04:11 PM
Go play Fallout, there you really CAN have their ears.
04-24-2010, 03:53 PM
Rotfl i'm still laughting this post is awesome
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