Post your humerous STALKER screenies

[Firefox_gb]

Hello
I thought this might be fun. Post some funny screenshots from STALKER SOC, maybe add a caption aswell. Here is 1 to start I hope you like it.
regards
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/229/ssandrea031510143818l10.jpg

[Firefox_gb]

Here is another, come people get posting:)http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5535/ssandrea032010143655l01.jpg
Caption- Whatever you do please DO NOT break wind!

[Suomis]

I call it:

Stalker Love
http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo25/Suomis/stalkerlove2.jpg

[lordfrikk]

Here's my catch at the Bloodsucker Village IIRC.

http://i41.tinypic.com/jjo710.png

EDIT: LOL, Suomis, great one! :D

[Firefox_gb]

rofl, very good@ Suomis
@lordfrikk, cant see anything but a partly invisible bloodsucker, but what exactly is he doing?
regards.

[Firefox_gb]

and another.
Caption-That has got to hurt!
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/5912/ssandrea032410165201tes.jpg

[Suomis]

and another.
Caption-That has got to hurt!
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/5912/ssandrea032410165201tes.jpg

Parkour :P

[Firefox_gb]

Another:)
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/91/whisperstext.jpg

[lordfrikk]

lol! :D

[ABP]

Here's my contribution.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/1212/ssg1text.jpg
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/6694/ssg2text.jpg

[Platinumoxicity]

This is a real alive bandit sitting in an awkward stance.

http://www.cubeupload.com/files/4f9e00sniffballs.jpg
Caption: "So that's where the bad smell was coming from."

[muckymuck]

This is a real alive bandit sitting in an awkward stance.

http://www.cubeupload.com/files/4f9e00sniffballs.jpg
Caption: "So that's where the bad smell was coming from."

I wonder if he drives a hybrid.

[Firefox_gb]

very funny Platinum

[Platinumoxicity]

I wonder if he drives a hybrid.

Yeah, lol

[kommandojoe]

I got a whole album http://s309.photobucket.com/albums/kk364/komandojoe/David%20VS%20Psuedogiant/

[Scourge]

I used to have bunches, but I forgot to back them up when I went from beta to full Windows 7. Gone are my flying vehicles, stalkers in love, gravity defying stalkers, etc. :(

[muckymuck]

I had screens of Stalkers using flashlights to play finger puppets on the side of a wall at night when we were on our way to fight the military. There was another screen with 2 people stuck in a well with one of them appearing to be a couple feet shorter than the other. In the caption I gave the shorter guy the name Ilja Lowrider or something like that (to fit in with the other goofy names in the game). I also had the Stalkers in love screen. There were a couple others also.

I posted them in a thread shortly after Clear Sky was released, but that thread has expired. :(

I never really saw anything funny when I played CoP.

[kamikazekrieg]

these are mine from CoP

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a2/kamikazekrieg/ss_bryan_02-13-10_21-25-54_pripyat.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a2/kamikazekrieg/ss_bryan_02-13-10_21-25-42_pripyat.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a2/kamikazekrieg/ss_bryan_02-13-10_15-53-29_jupiter.jpg

[Platinumoxicity]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a2/kamikazekrieg/ss_bryan_02-13-10_15-53-29_jupiter.jpg

Merc isn't happy about your toilet invasion. :D

[Toto pectore]

Maybe he was testing his new gas mask? :P

[Suomis]

He is, since his pants are still on, so the smell is going to follow him...

[ABP]

Merc isn't happy about your toilet invasion. :D

I can't believe that's even in the game.
The next thing you'll know is there'll be mutant Dog poop in the grass :D

[kommandojoe]

I can't believe that's even in the game.
The next thing you'll know is there'll be mutant Dog poop in the grass :D

So thats why i always have radiation poisoning unless i change boots, go figure :/

[FreemanForPrez]

Cool stuff here! :D

I don't ever think to do screenshots for some odd reason, and the moment passes. But I do have a pretty funny (IMO) You Tube video HERE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PWFN02XYXI)
Very friendly doggies in Pripyat. You know, the kind that love to unashamedly nuzzle you wherever they feel like...and these guys seem to really be enjoying it.
I tried to stop them, but I guess the guys weren't quite ready yet for the affection to end and they got mad at me. ;)

[Firefox_gb]

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2794/tooheavy.jpg
P.S Thanks to my Dear friend ABP for adding all my speach bubbles and coming up with some very funny lines.

[ABP]

You're welcome Foxey :D