I'm impatient...

[nscheer]

I'm getting portal for my (celebrated) B-day tomorrow (it isn't my b-day but my mom needs to go somewhere for work that day so were celebrating early)
I can't wait!! :D:D:D
But the day is going by so slow.... :mad::o:(

[Vlad211]

Well I hope you enjoy it. It's a fresh breath of a puzzle game and it actually makes me more interested in the genre.

[Zekiran]

Heeee, enjoy and happy birthday!

[Bjorn88]

Happy birthday! :D

[nrnoble]

HB.... Actually I am just increasing my post count, which is the whole point of the thread and many others like them, right? ;)

[spencer314]

HB.... Actually I am just increasing my post count, which is the whole point of the thread and many others like them, right? ;)

Ha ha, same here. Happy birthday, you'll enjoy it!

[nrnoble]

Let me tell you why Portal is the worst game ever make by anyone in the history of mankind


There is only one gun. What kind of game only has one gun, and it is not even a real gun. It can't shoot bullets. They better give us several dozen weapons in Portal 2 or zillions of people will be demanding their money back.
No Multi-player. If modders can make a Multi-player version that is better than TF, why can't valve?
It so short that I can finished the game in 25 minutes, and some people can do in less than 18 minutes. One chamber can be done in less than 10 seconds.
The chick in the game looks like she is 12. Need one who has a boob job wearing a see through T-shirt.
It doesn't have any zombies. Got to have zombies in Portal 2!
The graphics are so old and out dated. Looks like those super old games made in 2007 and before.
You can't 'run' in the game. It is video game, not my middle school where you can't run in the halls.
No experience points, no loot, no levels, no magic spells.
You can't get a version for the Wii or the Mac.
The PC version can't logon to XBL. All the super cool people are on XBL like CrazyKat, SuperMadMax, IlikeIthardnfast, FU2010, and bunch more.I could go on and on and on and on and on, but then I would be here forever telling you why nobody plays Portal anymore except little girls maybe...... ;)

[Zekiran]

It doesn't have any zombies. Got to have zombies in Portal 2!

There ARE zombies!! I don't know how it happened - maybe I had the console on, though I tend not to in Portal - but in the final scenes if you're messing around too much and hit certain keys YOU CAN SPAWN ZOMBIES and HEADCRABS. I swear to god, not making it up, zombies. straight from hl2. I'm guessing I hit something like ctrl+z, but I was so shocked and laughing my head off at the time I wasn't really sure how to replicate it.