Reasons Why Not To Buy F.E.A.R.

[Keystone Gray]

1. You crap yourself at the slightest hint of anything remotely intimidating.
2. Blood makes you faint.
3. You're a sissy little faithful who hides in 'family safe' servers in bloody shooter games, and can't stand when some video game character says 'mean naughty dirty potty four letter words'.
4. You're scared of guns.
5. You think cloned humans have rights.
6. You're afraid of the dark.
7. You're afraid of the dark.
8. You're afraid of strange voices talking to you. From darkness.
9. LEETLE GIRLS MAKE YOU PEESH YOUR PANTS.
10. You think Fettel is cute because he's like a vampire. Like in Twilight.*

* = If you fall into an unfortunate category with an asterisk, you're a pansy. Stop eating food. Start drinking bleach. Go !BONK! yourself.


If you don't fit into any of these categories, congratulations! You're awesome! Buy FEAR! It rocks.



(This is satire, and meant as a joke. Don't take it seriously unless you're durp-durp moronic - at which point we will laugh.)

[MenaceInc]

1. You crap yourself at the slightest hint of anything remotely intimidating.*
2. Blood makes you faint.
3. You're a sissy little faithful who hides in 'family safe' servers in bloody shooter games, and can't stand when some video game character says 'mean naughty dirty potty four letter words'.
4. You're scared of guns.
5. You think cloned humans have rights.
6. You're afraid of the dark.
7. You're afraid of the dark.
8. You're afraid of strange voices talking to you. From darkness.
9. LEETLE GIRLS MAKE YOU PEESH YOUR PANTS.
10. You think Fettel is cute because he's like a vampire. Like in Twilight.*

* = If you fall into an unfortunate category with an asterisk, you're a pansy. Stop eating food. Start drinking bleach. Go !BONK! yourself.


If you don't fit into any of these categories, congratulations! You're awesome! Buy FEAR! It rocks.



(This is satire, and meant as a joke. Don't take it seriously unless you're durp-durp moronic - at which point we will laugh.)



WHAT THE HELL MAN, I AIN'T NO PANSY. GODDAMIT. MAN, I DON'T LIKE HEARING YOUR OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC POST SO GTFO. WE DON'T NEED THE LIKES OF YOU FANBOYS IN HERE.

jk, awesome post. +1 rep

[Zefar]

F.E.A.R scary? :/ Thought it was rather harmless game.

Still it's worth to play through by just using shotgun + slow motion and dominating anything that comes within 100 yards. Then with those ninjas and big dudes you can just melee them to death. Ninjas take one hit and deck the floor and the big guys have this problem where they are a bit slow. So just melee them. ;)

[MenaceInc]

F.E.A.R scary? :/ Thought it was rather harmless game.

Still it's worth to play through by just using shotgun + slow motion and dominating anything that comes within 100 yards. Then with those ninjas and big dudes you can just melee them to death. Ninjas take one hit and deck the floor and the big guys have this problem where they are a bit slow. So just melee them. ;)

The big guys don't die from meleé D:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgtwxbodGEY
video of me trying ^^

[Vagrant]

Someday we'll remember this and laugh... and laugh... and laugh... oh boy!

[Keystone Gray]

F.E.A.R scary? :/ Thought it was rather harmless game.

I didn't get too spooked by it much, either - quite a few of my friends did, and I jest at them for it - the gunplay was incredible though. On my second playthrough I actually tried to beat it without using slow motion. That was challenging, but thoroughly enjoyable.

The big guys don't die from meleé D:

They do, they've just got a lot of HP. The melee isn't an instant kill, keep in mind - it does a set amount of damage per strike.

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11. If you own a Logitech mouse and use Vista/Windows 7 <-- I think this is the main one :p

[MADDOGGE]

11. If you own a Logitech mouse and use Vista/Windows 7 <-- I think this is the main one :pGo to the fix thread. The HID fix works for some but didn't do much for me but on the other hand turning off V-sync worked like a charm for me.

[MenaceInc]

They do, they've just got a lot of HP. The melee isn't an instant kill, keep in mind - it does a set amount of damage per strike.

I hit the guy like 10 times xD, he didn't wanna die.

[ZackFair]

I hit the guy like 10 times xD, he didn't wanna die.

Do you know the worse part about melee is they hit BACk:eek::eek:

[MenaceInc]

Do you know the worse part about melee is they hit BACk:eek::eek:

Yep, I know. I had a one and half minute boxing match with a Heavy Armour Replica xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HEkVAm9rk

[NitrousX]

1. You crap yourself at the slightest hint of anything remotely intimidating.
2. Blood makes you faint.
3. You're a sissy little faithful who hides in 'family safe' servers in bloody shooter games, and can't stand when some video game character says 'mean naughty dirty potty four letter words'.
4. You're scared of guns.
5. You think cloned humans have rights.
6. You're afraid of the dark.
7. You're afraid of the dark.
8. You're afraid of strange voices talking to you. From darkness.
9. LEETLE GIRLS MAKE YOU PEESH YOUR PANTS.
10. You think Fettel is cute because he's like a vampire. Like in Twilight.*


The little girl gives me nightmares...

Yep, I know. I had a one and half minute boxing match with a Heavy Armour Replica xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HEkVAm9rk

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! ;)

[Void(null)]

(This is satire, and meant as a joke. Don't take it seriously unless you're durp-durp moronic - at which point we will laugh.)

I think you need to learn the difference between satire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EH-AAh6sU&feature=related) and immature puerile twaddle. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5wmParkppw&feature=related)

Also... jokes are funny.

Example:
Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: Gagged.


Love FEAR but I think this thread is dumb.

...That is all.