Seriously people...

[doomplayer]

ENOUGH WITH THE FAT JOKES! Gabe made us wait an additional 2 hours, every fat joke results in one extra minute's weight... I mean wait! DAMN, THATS ANOTHER MINUTE

[DaD3VIL]

1chuckle

[capitalsown]

Ah, but what about every insulting grammar joke that makes the jokes funny because of their poor construction instead of their actual comic value?

[ElPresidente]

Gabe is NOT fat, he has only heavy bones...

[A.M.M.D.]

gabe is fat

[AlonTavor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lXfjHm8bY

OH SHI-

[DreamSphinx]

If we say Gabe is skinny, will Valve lower the delay time?

Gabe, you are very muscular and toned :P

[doomplayer]

If we say Gabe is skinny, will Valve lower the delay time?

Gabe, you are very muscular and toned :P

This game will unlock in approximately 1 hour.

YESH, KEEP DOING IT.
Gabe, you are a CHICK MAGNET.
(i wish that actually happened, lul)

[DreamSphinx]

Gabe, I know at least 6 chicks that would like to make out with you right now. At the same time...

[yv4ev3r]

Seriously.. (http://ui03.gamespot.com/514/batmandarkknightjoker.jpg)

[xD34THx]

Gabe, I know at least 6 chicks that would like to make out with you right now. At the same time...

Because he is rich. ;)

[TrueSurvivor]

I really don't get how this is funny, same goes for all the fat jokes. o-o

[cyborg34573]

Gabe = eric cartman

[MJM247]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/KiroKatashi/1235521055370.jpg
Sorry Gabe

[Doomer1]

If you really want to get your brain around a twisted thought try this one.....if they changed the site and said it was available for release right now would we get mad they didn't keep their promise to make us wait the two hours?

[doomplayer]

Gabe = eric cartman

This game will unlock in approxamatley 2 hours.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[analogfantasies]

To be quite fair, when I saw Gabe for the E3 presentation, it looked to me like he's lost a substantial amount of weight. It's actually encouraged me to get off my own fat ♥♥♥ more to lose my own substantial load.

[STEELCITY32]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/KiroKatashi/1235521055370.jpg
Sorry Gabe

Indeed.
http://wiki.alliedmods.net/images/thumb/Gaben_Portal_Cake.jpg/300px-Gaben_Portal_Cake.jpg

[doomplayer]

Indeed.
http://wiki.alliedmods.net/images/thumb/Gaben_Portal_Cake.jpg/300px-Gaben_Portal_Cake.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/KiroKatashi/1235521055370.jpg
Sorry Gabe

these dont count since they've already been made :P

[AwayToHit]

Why are you all complaining about a FREE game that will be released today anyway...

[snakebyte1985]

You are hyping for a free game... remember VALVE TIME

GET A LIFE!!!!

[dmonking]

Gabe has this amazing ability that allows him to turn insults into calories.

[MMZ>Torak]

Gabe has this amazing ability that allows him to turn insults into calories.

That would explain an awful lot...