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doomplayer
07-19-2010, 12:15 PM
ENOUGH WITH THE FAT JOKES! Gabe made us wait an additional 2 hours, every fat joke results in one extra minute's weight... I mean wait! DAMN, THATS ANOTHER MINUTE

DaD3VIL
07-19-2010, 12:16 PM
1chuckle

capitalsown
07-19-2010, 12:18 PM
Ah, but what about every insulting grammar joke that makes the jokes funny because of their poor construction instead of their actual comic value?

ElPresidente
07-19-2010, 12:29 PM
Gabe is NOT fat, he has only heavy bones...

A.M.M.D.
07-19-2010, 12:29 PM
gabe is fat

AlonTavor
07-19-2010, 12:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lXfjHm8bY

OH SHI-

DreamSphinx
07-19-2010, 12:30 PM
If we say Gabe is skinny, will Valve lower the delay time?

Gabe, you are very muscular and toned :P

doomplayer
07-19-2010, 12:33 PM
If we say Gabe is skinny, will Valve lower the delay time?

Gabe, you are very muscular and toned :P

This game will unlock in approximately 1 hour.

YESH, KEEP DOING IT.
Gabe, you are a CHICK MAGNET.
(i wish that actually happened, lul)

DreamSphinx
07-19-2010, 12:34 PM
Gabe, I know at least 6 chicks that would like to make out with you right now. At the same time...

yv4ev3r
07-19-2010, 12:34 PM
Seriously.. (http://ui03.gamespot.com/514/batmandarkknightjoker.jpg)

xD34THx
07-19-2010, 12:36 PM
Gabe, I know at least 6 chicks that would like to make out with you right now. At the same time...

Because he is rich. ;)

TrueSurvivor
07-19-2010, 12:36 PM
I really don't get how this is funny, same goes for all the fat jokes. o-o

cyborg34573
07-19-2010, 12:37 PM
Gabe = eric cartman

MJM247
07-19-2010, 12:37 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/KiroKatashi/1235521055370.jpg
Sorry Gabe

Doomer1
07-19-2010, 12:38 PM
If you really want to get your brain around a twisted thought try this one.....if they changed the site and said it was available for release right now would we get mad they didn't keep their promise to make us wait the two hours?

doomplayer
07-19-2010, 12:38 PM
Gabe = eric cartman

This game will unlock in approxamatley 2 hours.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

analogfantasies
07-19-2010, 12:40 PM
To be quite fair, when I saw Gabe for the E3 presentation, it looked to me like he's lost a substantial amount of weight. It's actually encouraged me to get off my own fat ♥♥♥ more to lose my own substantial load.

STEELCITY32
07-19-2010, 12:40 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/KiroKatashi/1235521055370.jpg
Sorry Gabe

Indeed.
http://wiki.alliedmods.net/images/thumb/Gaben_Portal_Cake.jpg/300px-Gaben_Portal_Cake.jpg

doomplayer
07-19-2010, 12:43 PM
Indeed.
http://wiki.alliedmods.net/images/thumb/Gaben_Portal_Cake.jpg/300px-Gaben_Portal_Cake.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/KiroKatashi/1235521055370.jpg
Sorry Gabe

these dont count since they've already been made :P

AwayToHit
07-19-2010, 12:59 PM
Why are you all complaining about a FREE game that will be released today anyway...

snakebyte1985
07-19-2010, 01:02 PM
You are hyping for a free game... remember VALVE TIME

GET A LIFE!!!!

dmonking
07-19-2010, 01:07 PM
Gabe has this amazing ability that allows him to turn insults into calories.

MMZ>Torak
07-19-2010, 01:17 PM
Gabe has this amazing ability that allows him to turn insults into calories.

That would explain an awful lot...