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RaspberryClock
09-09-2010, 10:20 AM
When you still play the game although bugs will never allow you to beat SoC and Clear Sky, over 600 hours and counting for all 3. What else makes you all true S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s??

High^Risk
09-09-2010, 10:54 AM
Whenever I see someone wearing a black hoodie I see them as a bandit.

Suomis
09-09-2010, 10:56 AM
When you can type S.T.A.L.K.E.R. In the title without adding a ",".

High^Risk
09-09-2010, 10:57 AM
When you can type S.T.A.L.K.E.R. In the title without adding a ",".

I see what you did there :D

Mr Fart Pants
09-09-2010, 12:20 PM
I go on holiday to chernobyl with just vodka to cure the radiation

jiminator
09-09-2010, 12:49 PM
when you hear or see "get out of here stalker" and you laugh

DrippingCheese
09-09-2010, 01:01 PM
I go on holiday to chernobyl with just vodka to cure the radiation

I acutally did that!

wooki
09-09-2010, 01:18 PM
I acutally did that!

But did the military shoot at you?

vittau
09-09-2010, 03:44 PM
When your lunch is bread with sausages and canned food, accompanied by some Vodka of course.

PvtHudson
09-09-2010, 06:31 PM
when your 3 steps away from the chernobyl command center but die by urinating out blood and crying from the radiation with no DRUGS and band aids to help you XD

Scourge
09-09-2010, 06:49 PM
Real stalkers use antirad artifacts. No fuss, no muss.

tomg5232
09-09-2010, 07:12 PM
when you're due to get married in a week, your fiancee is away on business and calls you from the hotel at night to say how much she loves and misses you and is excited about the wedding:

Fiancee: Honey I miss you so much
Me: Yeah I miss you too hun (ffs just leave me alone i've just started CoP for the first time!)
Fiancee: So have you done what I asked you to do whilst i'm away?
Me: Yes my dear, nearly finished. (What a lie, I haven't even started because I am spending all my time on stalker)
Fiancee: Ok, i'll let you carry on with the preparation and speak to you tomorrow.
Me: Sure thing babe. (Thank god for that, now I can get back to killing that bastard who just took one of my artifacts)
Fiancee: I love you so much and can't wait to see you.
Me: I love you too and can't wait to see you either. (I love stalker more)

echoshock
09-09-2010, 09:48 PM
I pick up lost cell phones and try to sell them to people for the information on them.

jlgregory
09-09-2010, 11:07 PM
when you're due to get married in a week, your fiancee is away on business and calls you from the hotel at night to say how much she loves and misses you and is excited about the wedding:

Fiancee: Honey I miss you so much
Me: Yeah I miss you too hun (ffs just leave me alone i've just started CoP for the first time!)
Fiancee: So have you done what I asked you to do whilst i'm away?
Me: Yes my dear, nearly finished. (What a lie, I haven't even started because I am spending all my time on stalker)
Fiancee: Ok, i'll let you carry on with the preparation and speak to you tomorrow.
Me: Sure thing babe. (Thank god for that, now I can get back to killing that bastard who just took one of my artifacts)
Fiancee: I love you so much and can't wait to see you.
Me: I love you too and can't wait to see you either. (I love stalker more)

This made me laugh! :)

JBBooks
09-10-2010, 05:38 AM
After a thunderstorm you search your yard for artifacts.

wooki
09-10-2010, 07:04 AM
when you're due to get married in a week, your fiancee is away on business and calls you from the hotel at night to say how much she loves and misses you and is excited about the wedding:

Fiancee: Honey I miss you so much
Me: Yeah I miss you too hun (ffs just leave me alone i've just started CoP for the first time!)
Fiancee: So have you done what I asked you to do whilst i'm away?
Me: Yes my dear, nearly finished. (What a lie, I haven't even started because I am spending all my time on stalker)
Fiancee: Ok, i'll let you carry on with the preparation and speak to you tomorrow.
Me: Sure thing babe. (Thank god for that, now I can get back to killing that bastard who just took one of my artifacts)
Fiancee: I love you so much and can't wait to see you.
Me: I love you too and can't wait to see you either. (I love stalker more)
This makes me sad.

Oliolli
09-10-2010, 07:34 AM
This thread reminds me of the "You know you've been playing too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R. when-" -thread.

wooki
09-10-2010, 10:48 AM
This thread reminds me of the "You know you've been playing too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R. when-" -thread.

Indeed.
You know you've been playing too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R. when you know most threads on the board. Granted that thread is only a couple of weeks old... or a month.. geez I don't know... time moves differently ingame vs real life!

DrippingCheese
09-10-2010, 02:33 PM
But did the military shoot at you?

Nope, the trick is to show them your passport at the cordon!

lolhunter
09-10-2010, 02:53 PM
When you cautiously throw bolts in whatever direction you're about to step to.

Mr Fart Pants
09-10-2010, 05:14 PM
When someone gives you a present you kill them before opening it to get their pda data to make the items appear in the box

PenGun
09-10-2010, 07:06 PM
Nope, the trick is to show them your passport at the cordon!

Yeah I'm enjoying Priboi's Story a lot.

MrSmit
09-10-2010, 08:02 PM
when every time your watch beeps you jump back three feet

lolhunter
09-10-2010, 08:12 PM
You can watch sound? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

Whenever you hear that, you take shelter in a rusty old barge.

MrSmit
09-11-2010, 02:23 PM
You can watch sound? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

Whenever you hear that, you take shelter in a rusty old barge.

I said 'your' not 'you'

echoshock
09-11-2010, 09:17 PM
Yes I do know I am a true S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Kibblesman
09-11-2010, 11:11 PM
Nope, the trick is to show them your passport at the cordon!

And share the vodka?

DrippingCheese
09-12-2010, 02:40 AM
And share the vodka?

Bring enough, but not enough that you can't walk because you're carrying too much weight! :p