Why would you buy this game

[Lewismio]

Seriously i dont know why you would...

Why would you buy a poker simulator when you can just as easily play the REAL game and risk REAL money. you seriously dont know the feeling you get when you put up one thousand money on one play. even if you lose it, the rush its like fighting a bear (which i have done)

And these characters are so unrealistic. why would anyone play a game with the heavy? all he does is yell about his gun. i know i wouldnt want to play with such an inconsiderate, rude person with such bad poker manner.

and the graphics dont even match eachother. its like they grabbed characters from all different mediums and put them in one game? i mean if you are going to create a game with characters like that at least make the heavy have the same graphic type as strongbad.

I dont know why anyone would go to the trrouble of creating four bad characters for a poker game and then make them look different. its just stupid.

Just go out and gamble for real like i do. you risk real; money with real people and have such a better time.

[Squanto]

five dollars

[Milkman Dan]

TF2 items.

[Kakumei_keahi]

TL;DR

[Meyhnach]

I didn't buy the game, I bought a visor and I got the game for free.

[Doomxassassin]

*sniff sniff* smells like troll in here.

[Lewismio]

TF2 items.

What the hell if TF2? seriously you weirdos and your stupid leet internet language are just annoying

[Ronald Mcdonald]

TL;DR

Someone please help.

[DoHO_]

1) I like Poker
2) TF2 items
3) I have no friends
4) Even when I had friends they were either horrible at Poker or had no idea how to play, or;
5) No money/didn't want to risk money
6) I'm, not a picky bastard. I don't mind playing on a computer.
7) Troll some moar.

[bobbalas]

I totally agree with this 100%, I mean how could nobody else come to the same conclusion? Oh wait i remember everybody on the steam forums are stupid, that's why.

[DirectorMAN]

he's trolling you, I thought that would be obvious by his use of language. "I mean, it's like they are all from different games"

[Crab Dubious]

5 bucks to play Poker with 2 of my most beloved characters in the world, any time I desire, without actually gambling.
6 items in TF2 to go along with it.

[Kayohgee]

What the hell if TF2? seriously you weirdos and your stupid leet internet language are just annoying

this troll doesn't funny very much.

[sakoa]

I AM FIRING MA LAZER GUN
and i agreed whit bobbalas, evrione is stupid and troll in all forums.
where is the pool?

[Lewismio]

without actually gambling.


I swear just go to any poker house, you dont need friends to get in if you are worried about that

[shinkukage09]

Fail troll is such a failure.

[MexicanJuice]

Hahaha, I almost took this seriously before I read the entire thing. Oh, you were close, you! Nice.

[stellerman7]

You are wasting your time preaching to people that want the game, ♥♥♥♥♥ to people who already don't like the game and quit wasting your time.

[Pittyswains]

Oh wait i remember everybody on the steam forums are stupid, that's why.

Sooo, you're calling yourself stupid? Nice, well played sir. You even have the poor grammar to back it up!

[jayg20769]

What the hell if TF2? seriously you weirdos and your stupid leet internet language are just annoying

Get out.

[Lewismio]

Get out.

I have as just as much right to be on this forum as you do. if you dont have anything to contribute to the thread. dont read it.

You are just mad that you cant find a hole in my argument.

[tebj]

Its five dollars dude, or if you want, you can go down to Burger king and waste it

[BoBo2]

Why post this? Oh, attention.

[SandvichSpy]

Sir, I take your "fighting a bear" and raise you a "Fighting a bear with my BEAR hands"

Your move

[Dominguez]

0/10

See me after class.

[epicphail]

another why buy this is looks like it sucks threads..... people can choose to buy what they want that is why.

[Budthewise]

For me.

1. I really liked the Sam and Max games and I enjoy the characters in this game.
2. Its cheap and I wasn't born with "mommy and daddy" changing my diapers during my teenage years like you apparently were. It looks like cheap fun for my fiance and I.
3. I'm not a "graphics ♥♥♥♥♥" and I would still play on my SNES if they produced games for it. So if one character is different, so the hell what?
4. Unrealistic, that is kinda the point for me. I am sick of those poker shows with the annoying people and this game so far seems incredibly funny from the reviews that I read.
5. Just jarate off you a-hole. Thanks for raining on my parade by peeing out of your apartment window from above....Jerk.

Lastly, not all of us enjoy the crap like Halo and the such being produced nowdays, I kind of have been wanting a game like this for a while and I am completely stoked about the characters in this game. Well, except that "Strong Bad" person, who the hell is he?

[Lewismio]

For me.

1. I really liked the Sam and Max games and I enjoy the characters in this game.
2. Its cheap and I wasn't born with "mommy and daddy" changing my diapers during my teenage years like you apparently were. It looks like cheap fun for my fiance and I.
3. I'm not a "graphics ♥♥♥♥♥" and I would still play on my SNES if they produced games for it. So if one character is different, so the hell what?
4. Unrealistic, that is kinda the point for me. I am sick of those poker shows with the annoying people and this game so far seems incredibly funny from the reviews that I read.
5. Just jarate off you a-hole. Thanks for raining on my parade by peeing out of your apartment window from above....Jerk.

You seem to be quite obsessed with the bodily functions of a human seeing as you mentioned it so much. are you or your ugly fiance german by chance?

[Budthewise]

another why buy this is looks like it sucks threads..... people can choose to buy what they want that is why.

Second it.

[MrContradiction]

where is the pool?

POOL'S CLOSED!

Some people don't like gambling real money OP, thus simulations.

Just like some people can't fly real planes, thus simulations.

Just like war can get you killed, thus simulations.

[Lt.ProSnipe]

why buy Shooter games guys?
Why buy shooter games when u can almost easily do the REAL thing and risk REAL people life..
u seriously dont get the feeling when u shoot someone in the head. even if u will lose your life, the rush is like fighting a giant mutant frog (which i have done many times)

[Budthewise]

You seem to be quite obsessed with the bodily functions of a human seeing as you mentioned it so much. are you or your ugly fiance german by chance?

Thanks. Once again I must be responding back to a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥bag. I am so sorry my mommy and daddy can't send me to college so I can be a complete prick like you apparently seem to be. I have to work and raise my newborn.

Yes, my fiance is German but that means nothing. I say piss because it is much more calming to say or even to hear than having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥bag such as yourself saying the "F" word and rambling on and on to overcompensate for having a small ♥♥♥♥♥.

[Aetheryn]

I think I'll go play Battletoads to pass the time

[Lewismio]

why buy Shooter games guys?
Why buy shooter games when u can almost easily do the REAL thing and risk REAL people life..
u seriously dont get the feeling when u shoot someone in the head. even if u will lose your life, the rush is like fighting a giant mutant frog (which i have done many times)

I have been in the army after i dropped out of school. its not as exciting as one might think. after six months of guarding iraqi civs i just had enough. couldnt be bothered with that ♥♥♥♥.

now i gamble for real like a man.

[furrykef]

Troll post is troll, but I'm bored, so I'm responding anyway.

Why would you buy a poker simulator when you can just as easily play the REAL game and risk REAL money. you seriously dont know the feeling you get when you put up one thousand money on one play. even if you lose it, the rush its like fighting a bear (which i have done)
I actually have lost that much money in one session (though not one hand) at least once, and yes, playing for such stakes does give you quite a rush. Also abject terror.

And these characters are so unrealistic.
That's the point.

and the graphics dont even match eachother. its like they grabbed characters from all different mediums and put them in one game? i mean if you are going to create a game with characters like that at least make the heavy have the same graphic type as strongbad.
I think the idea is that this is just how the characters look. Like, as if it were real life and Tycho really walks around with cel-shading or something. They don't have matching styles because they weren't "born" with matching styles.

[FoolishGoat]

13 years old. Max.