Haiku for the Day

[wakeless0]

Write a haiku describing something you did today or you maybe just your overall mood for the day.

I ate McDonalds
Now I feel like I am fat
It is time to poo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

5,7,5

[bluz74]

I opened this thread
I thought was about Haikus
I was disappoint.

[wakeless0]

I opened this thread
I thought was about Haikus
I was disappoint.

This is bout' Haikus
What chu' talkin' bout' Willis?
What is your problem?

[Pebr]

This is bout' Haikus
What chu' talkin' bout' Willis?
What is your problem?

Recruiting drill team
Asteroid heading to Earth
Planting a big nuke

[bluz74]

This is bout' Haikus
What chu' talkin' bout' Willis?
What is your problem?

wakeless zero put
the apostrophe in "'bout"
in the wrong damn place.

:D

[Masterclown]

Oh God, my feet hurt
Really, Really, Really Hurt!
I SAID MY FEET HURT

[marie pavie]

/Off topic forum
Sometimes has some way cool threads
but not every day

[miX_]

wakeless zero put
the apostrophe in "'bout"
in the wrong damn place.

:D

I must spread more rep,
Before giving it to bluz,
He's too damn funny.

[Jderz]

I have a headache.
did you go to the doctors
its not a tumor

[Pebr]

I must spread more rep,
Before giving it to bluz,
He's too damn funny.

He is not funny
He only tells jokes for rep
And it always works

That was very harsh
I will take all of that back
After writing this

[Smertnik]

roses are red
violets are blue
I suck at haiku

[wakeless0]

roses are red
violets are blue
I suck at haiku

You really did well
Except the part where you sucked
Which was the whole thing.

<3


I must spread more rep,
Before giving it to bluz,
He's too damn funny.
I gave him rep too
But one thing that is funny
His balls have not dropped

<3

[bluz74]

One zero one one
Zero one one zero one
One zero zero

[marie pavie]

Here's a link (http://web.mit.edu/jync/www/spam/archive.html) that some a you yout's* may not have heard of.



*http://mcvyouts.♥♥♥♥♥.com/

[Blugga]

*http://mcvyouts.♥♥♥♥♥.com/

Oops! Error. Not found.
Suggestions, search on Google.
I remain fruitless.

[bluz74]

I gave him rep too
But one thing that is funny
His balls have not dropped


Since the rep got nerfed
Your rep power's very high
And that's some bull ♥♥♥♥.

:p :D

[=UAL=Shock&Awe]

Since the rep got nerfed
Your rep power's very high
And that's some bull ♥♥♥♥.

:p :D

Rep power is nerfed?
How is the rep power nerfed?
Can you please explain?
:confused:

[gestures468]

I was snowed in
So I played my Halo Reach
and sat around too.

[wakeless0]

My weekend was great
Green Bay won the Super Bowl
Tissues for Pittsburgh

[eram]

Browsing steam forum
Many topics about hats
I close my browser

[wakeless0]

My dog Chance just died
He was getting pretty sick
Dogs wait by the door

[/URL]RIP Chance
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/738/chancea.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/738/chancea.jpg)

[sad_ism]

My dog Chance just died
He was getting pretty sick
Dogs wait by the door

[/URL]RIP Chance
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/738/chancea.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/738/chancea.jpg)

Sorry for your loss
But who's the guy with the dog?
He's pretty darn cute

***

Proper eulogy:
All _____* deserve all our love
[Subject pet type here]

[Crab]

My, this is fun here
Off topic is the coolest
Haikus as good fun


Man, haikus make you think up cheesy stuff just so that it fits.

[Masterclown]

one two three four five
one two three four five six sev........en?
wait a minute. crap.

[wakeless0]

Sorry for your loss
But who's the guy with the dog?
He's pretty darn cute

***

Proper eulogy:
All _____* deserve all our love
[Subject pet type here]

That guy would be me
Thanks for the kind compliment
Now do we trade nudes?

Only kidding :D

Man, haikus make you think up cheesy stuff just so that it fits.They really do.

[Wertoret]

bull freaking horse ♥♥♥♥
this thread makes me want to puke
just like VAC ban threads

[bluz74]

Hiakus do not rhyme
Hiakus do not take much time
This Hiaku is mine.

[eram]

Hiakus do not rhyme
Hiakus do not take much time
This Hiaku is mine.

Blast on you with ease
I'll reduce you to swiss cheese
Retort, if you please

[bluz74]

Blast on you with ease
I'll reduce you to swiss cheese
Retort, if you please

Steam rules say no grief
To the mods was my belief
I'll end up ground beef.

[eram]

Steam rules say no grief
To the mods was my belief
I'll end up ground beef.


You better think twice
SPUF life's for men, not mice
Wanna roll the dice?

[bluz74]

You better think twice
SPUF life's for men, not mice
Wanna roll the dice?

If I drop a deuce
Will you kick my taut caboose
So I'll then vamoose?

[eram]

If I drop a deuce
Will you kick my taut caboose
So I'll then vamoose?

Enough is Enough
Too many punks talkin tough
Things bout to get rough

[bluz74]

Enough is Enough
Too many punks talkin tough
Things bout to get rough

I hear what said
but my brain is sort of dead
I just want street cred!

[eram]

I hear what said
but my brain is sort of dead
I just want street cred!

You questioned the law?
whoosh, crack... my fist and your jaw!
thread was all you saw

[bluz74]

You questioned the law?
whoosh, crack... my fist and your jaw!
thread was all you saw

My face is swollen
I landed on my colon
Wallet's been stolen! :mad:

[wakeless0]

Eram will not win
Your skin will belong to me
Skin suit, happy life.

[marie pavie]

Brand new Egger suit
7
5

[wakeless0]

Things are looking up
Girlfriend and I bought a house
Together at last

[bluz74]

That is good to hear.
You should celebrate with beer.
Are numptuals near?

[wakeless0]

Shes my fiancee
Someday we will get married
But never have kids


i hope

[BS_1]

I just ate some cheese
Waiting on Fakefactory
Just might take a nap

I didn't even have to think to make that. :D
Wait, is it supposed to rhyme? :confused:

[wakeless0]

I just ate some cheese
Waiting on Fakefactory
Just might take a nap

I didn't even have to think to make that. :D
Wait, is it supposed to rhyme? :confused:

No rhymes in Haikus
That is a general rule
Unless your name is Bluz

[bluz74]

Hey! Rhyming is fun! :)
Don't make me reach for my gun. :mad:
That's it. I'm........finished. :(

[BS_1]

Today is boring,
Fakefactory kinda bleh.
Time for DBZ!

[wakeless0]

Network starts to crawl
Adobe is updating
People getting mad

[VAC Angel]

Not another one

Instant and moment was bad

Can these dumb threads stop

[megamike360]

I like Bad movies

What a funny story mark

I did not hit her!

[marie pavie]

Bring back the Smart threads
Why, back when I was a kid...
Snow on mount Fuji

[DeathKnight101]

Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

refrigerator.

[BS_1]

Today is going slow.
I'm not sure what I should do.
I'm also hungry.

:(

[wakeless0]

Saturday
I just went skiing
The slopes were really icy
Beautiful pictures

Sunday
Holy ♥♥♥♥, this sucks
What the hell do I do now
Keep me occupied

Monday
Work week starts again
Girl visiting from FiServ
She is pretty cute

[wakeless0]

It's the day after
That treacherous holiday
Good thing it's over

It hurts when I breathe
Are there tendons in your chest?
I think i pulled them

Are double posts good
when your thread is on page 3
and no one responds

[bluz74]

This thread you did bump
'Cause Off Topic's in a slump
Swift kick in its rump?

[wakeless0]

No post yesterday.
Working until eleven
Now I'm just tired

Today should be good
But I have to drive a lot
Upgrade a system.

[strawzombie]

Man from Nantucket?
You just crapped in my bucket!!!!
Oh wait... wrong forum.

[eram]

80's movie thread
has a very good film list
robocop is great

[Suomis]

What is this about
I don't even understand
a haikus' concept

[bluz74]

Five syllables first
The second line has seven
Five in the last line.

[wakeless0]

Its been a while
Since I made my last haiku
I guess it is time

The weekend was dull
I did not do anything
Just really damn bored

Monday was just weird
This girl was hitting on me
I think she was drunk

Now It is Tuesday
And the day is going slow
I'll go see girlfriend

Details on the house
Money will be really tight
A life on my own.

[bluz74]

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

Without just one nest
A bird can call the world home
Life is your career

[marie pavie]

Instant and moment
Where has that thread gone today
I'll post here instead

[wakeless0]

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

Without just one nest
A bird can call the world home
Life is your career

At the least you could
Make up your own damn haikus
Be original

[bluz74]

Two thirds of this thread
Contains bluz originals.
I just watched Fight Club. :p

[marie pavie]

...
Contains bluz originals.


Lunchtimemama made a Portal Haiku thread that I had a blast in. It's easy to go to town.

[bluz74]

Lunchtimemama made a Portal Haiku thread that I had a blast in. It's easy to go to town.

I do love this thread.
It's the new "tee" "eye" "em" "aye".
Please do not mearge it. :(

[Archvile]

While poetry can be quite slick
Some styles I find rather thick
I hate haiku
They all sound like poo
So instead I'm posting a limerick

[marie pavie]

There once was a haiku from Nantucket... ?

[wakeless0]

Just bumping my thread
You can not hide from Haikus
Your souls shall be mine

The house is now ours
Our bid has been accepted
We move in April.

Limerick Form:

There once was a neighbor we hated
That ♥♥♥♥♥ was honestly jaded
Her house is now ours
Time to plant flowers
Over her corpse, which is faded