Dungeon Keeper much?

[YukoValis]

Yes I'm sure we all know it, we all understand it, heck I saw the trailers shaking my head just noticing the simularities. This game seems like a decent copy of Dungeon keeper, one of my favorite classic games. I don't know anything about this game, that being so I have a few questions, curious if this game provides the same things I enjoyed in the original Dungeon keepers.

1.Any kick-♥♥♥ or eerie voices that guide you through your journey?

2.Any sandbox mode to let you build the biggest darn dungeon you can?

3.Anything similar to the dark Mistresses? :) I liked those twisted girls. (and the guide reminding me of it lol)

4.Are there still cinimatics? Or an entertaining story to all this?

5.Is there a good amount of side events, easter eggs, or something of the like?

I guess that's all the questions I can think of at the moment. I am grateful to anyone willing to answer.

[A Ghost]

1 - he's an annoying little snot that you'll want to tear limb from limb the moment you hear him.
2 - Yeah, but expect yourself to sit there for hours because your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ goblins won't dig out rock unless you're standing right next to it.
3 - Not that I've seen. You get bats, skeletons, and rat men. You're supposed to get more monsters, but I'm never going to get that far. And don't expect your monsters to do anything but sit there.
4 - No. The story is you have to get more powerful to get revenge on your girlfriend.
5 - No.

Don't get this game, it's a piece of garbage. And ESPECIALLY don't get this game if you're expecting it to be ANYTHING like Dungeon Keeper - like fun.