a little poem for all

[canmanone]

game dev game dev what should it be
if you cant get it right then i wont let you have my money
you see i work hard for all the things i that i get
for you to release a console port and not work on my pc will get me very upset.
you see i like to play games on my computer all the time
when i get off work i like to relax with beer and wine
i like everything work maybe some minor bugs is ok i think
but when you get lazy and release bug filled games i get very upset and think your future is on the brink
my pc is very highend and works with other software
i cant stand it when your game makes my pc have a nightmare
your game makes my pc crash all the time
to find the solution to fix my problem is like me commiting a crime
they say if you cant do the time then you shouldnt do the crime
is it the same as if you cant make games that work then you shouldnt be taking the time.
you see youve wasted my hard earned money to give it to you
so i could play games that are due.
a food for thought is good for the soul
but a $hitty game is not right at all
i leave with saying this
plz plz plz get it right the first time for all of us not to miss

hope you like!!

[wade]

That was a terrible poem.

[Sk_unk92]

That was a terrible poem.

I'm sure we can all agree on that.. but it does speak the truth, and I've got this guys back all the way.

[Timmeh317]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bulletstorm sucks
And so does your poem

[aforumtotalkon1]

omg that was so bad

[Jaheebus]

when i get off work i like to relax with beer and wine


Beer AND Wine, you're mad.



That was a terrible poem.

Made me lol.

[aforumtotalkon1]

Beer AND Wine, you're mad.





haha, I know of someone who does drink beer and wine at the same time.

[schism84]

I believe there's a drink sold in Germany that is precisely a mix of beer and red wine. At least there's beer+coke and wine+coke, that I'm sure of. Also there's coke+fanta ;)

[PubZombie]

LOL
more poetry please
He is a gamer poet at the gates of the apocalypse dawn.
we will follow you o great poet

[canmanone]

yes i love you all too

that was compose in less than 15 minutes. so ya the poem sucked big one.

[canmanone]

heres another one that i made what you think

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1767648&page=13

[canmanone]

as i ponder on that thing called the buy button
are we all just spoiled rotten
i buy my games only on steam
i like to play co-op, multiplayer with a team
you see i like my games to work on release day
so when i come home from work i can play
we are not asking to much i dont think
but what we are asking is that your games dont stink
i cant speak for everyone else about how they feel
so when this game goes for less than 10 bucks i think it will be a steal
i know to some of you my poem suck
i dont make anything for this, not even a buck
there are good reviews of this game on the web
but i think the site are paid and sleeping with the game dev in the same bed
you say stfu you dont know what your talking about
but i do know that we all need to stand up and shout.
HEY HEY game devs, if you want to take our money
you need to spend some time working on it sunny