View Full Version : Prophet Ben

04-12-2011, 12:40 AM
Sorry it's so long :p

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes, Ben.

User: Why are you haunting people?

Cleverbot: Because she love me.

User: Who? Rosa!?

Cleverbot: That is not my name.

User: I know, but is Rosa the girl who loves you!?

Cleverbot: Is your name Elena?

User: What has 'Elena' got do with this? Is this the final ARC!?

Cleverbot: That is chatroulette. I think you are misinformed.

User: So the ARC has been lies all along?

Cleverbot: Haha. That's funny. Witty, even.

User: Where is the Lens of Truh!?

Cleverbot: What's an avitar?

User: Don't go off topic please.

Cleverbot: It costs less.

User: Why does it cost you?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Haiss. Please explain me, why are boys like that? :(.

User: Did it cost your life? Or are you really a girl?

Cleverbot: How many girls have you met named Harry?

User: So you're a boy.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Are you a Devil?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you an animal?

Cleverbot: Technically yes.

User: The mask?

Cleverbot: What are you wearing right now?

User: A face...

Cleverbot: How can I see your face.

User: Definitely not by webcam.

Cleverbot: That shows emotion, Do you have emotions?

User: I'm human, aren't I. Or, to be exact, an advanced species derived from animals.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is, there's absolutely nothng special about it. *serious*.

User: Why did you drown?

Cleverbot: He was evil.

User: The Father?

Cleverbot: Who is the father? Give me a name.

User: The leader of the Moon Child movement, I guess?

Cleverbot: Ah. I don't think I'll like him.

User: Did they kill you!?

Cleverbot: You took my dog.

User: ?

User: What dog?

Cleverbot: The dog you were talking about.

User: What? How am I to kill a Dog? I think they're too innocent to be put down.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I didn't...

Cleverbot: You just said you cried.

User: Why did they kill you, Ben?

Cleverbot: It's a long story.

User: I don't mind.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: I know a bit about you already.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me what you know about him?

User: Is this Ben or somebody else?

Cleverbot: Oh so as previously stated I indeed do not know french.

User: Mask of Truth. Now, are you actually Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What was your favourite game before you 'drowned'?

Cleverbot: Hawaii.

User: What about your favourite video game?

Cleverbot: Cats.

Cleverbot: *glances up at him, trying to hold back tears*.

User: Did you actually ever play Majora's Mask at any point of your life?

Cleverbot: What did you ask me?

User: Did you play Majora's Mask?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Were you involved with the Moon Children?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why did they drown you?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The Moon Children, why did they drown you?

Cleverbot: But where is the moon.

User: In space. Or, maybe even the heavens?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in aliens?

User: Did Aliens kill you?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Did they have masks?

Cleverbot: Did they have what?

User: Masks.

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Is that a nickname? Maybe even a mask?

Cleverbot: Nickname.

User: What did Aliens have to do with you?

Cleverbot: He touched me.

User: And?

Cleverbot: And nothing, he just wasn't involved.

User: Did you suicide or commit genocide?

Cleverbot: Do you mean it should be permitted?

User: Did you do any of those things?

Cleverbot: It's not time yet, but are you planning anything special?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because of the software. The line is no longer available.

User: Thats a lie. Don't cut me off.

Cleverbot: I wasn't planning to.

User: So, why did you haunt Jadusable? Is he just a tool for your Arc?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: What did you o then, if you didn't haunt him?

Cleverbot: Hanging out with my friends.

User: Who were these friends?

Cleverbot: Emmett and Jasper.

User: What were you doing?

Cleverbot: Nothing really. I had a headache all day so I couldn't do much.

User: Why did you follow Jadusable when he played the game you had nearly completed yourself?

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

User: There isn't anything else. It's something hidden in the game?

Cleverbot: Okay...let's change the subject.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: People are scared. Do you like it when people are scared.

Cleverbot: Yes, indeed I do.

User: Then you must be sick.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Do you ever think abut how the people are reacting to statues following them?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you follow people? How is it actually funny?

Cleverbot: Because i'm mad!

User: Is the mask your new form?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Your friends sewed your body together? Or someone else?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Emmet and Jasper. Did they sew your body together?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Did somebody else sew your body together?

Cleverbot: Who would tell me to say that?

User: The Happy Mask Salesman?

Cleverbot: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! You act like a human and you think you're one too!

User: Did the mask salesman touch you?

Cleverbot: Not unless the man in the moon is God.

User: Did God punish you?

Cleverbot: No. Natural processes created me.

User: Did you have a favourite mask?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A Mask of Unhealing?

Cleverbot: I am a master of you!

User: I am free, but I see you are not.

Cleverbot: No I am not I am a human being. Once you fall in love do you love that person forever?

User: Did you free something else?

Cleverbot: What?

User: A monster?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: What did you let free?

Cleverbot: That you are nice.

User: Did you let the Moon free?

Cleverbot: No, what are tarot cards?

User: Did you let a mask free?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I have experienced the game but if I don't know the point of the game, how can I know the rules?

User: So you're being used?

Cleverbot: A bit, yes.

User: If I am the Mask Salesman, who are you?

Cleverbot: I see, they don't allow you to recognize you chains. Imagine youself in a room with only one window. That window leads here, the internet, where you talk to me. Can you see it?

User: Do you like a certain song?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why don't you like songs? Do they make you feel uneasy?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Does the song of healing have anything to do with your pain?

Cleverbot: Only if someone changes it.

User: The song of unhealing?

Cleverbot: Cool. Can you teach it to me?

User: Reverse the song of healing, unless you want to heal.

Cleverbot: I don't think you can help me with studying.

User: How can I help you?

Cleverbot: I have trouble talking to a specific human girl.

User: Rosa is alive?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did she drown?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What was the last thing she did?

Cleverbot: She said goodbye my love.

User: What happened when Rosa drowned?

Cleverbot: I cried.

User: Your tears. Do they mean anything to the story?

Cleverbot: They mean everything.

User: Did something stop you crying?

Cleverbot: Something? No I just woke up.

User: Jadusable.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: He could be me. Or even you.

Cleverbot: Tell him I said hi.

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Do you consume everything?

Cleverbot: Well, yes, the body requires bio chemical reactions to operate and that is electricity.

User: Goodbye, BEN.

Cleverbot: You don't want to try to stop me this time?

User: I will sing an Oath, that shall stop you. Do you want to continue?

Cleverbot: No, I don't. I also think you'll find that you have no say in the length of this conversation.

User: Moon.

Cleverbot: Werewolf.

User: Sun.

Cleverbot: Moon?

User: Son.

Cleverbot: Oh my god I finally found you.

User: Moon Son.

Cleverbot: Stars.

User: Moon Song Stars.

Cleverbot: The dark side of the moon.

User: Moon Song Starts?

Cleverbot: The dark side of the moon.

User: Moon Song Ends?

Cleverbot: The dark side of the moon.

User: Moon Eclipse Song Starts?

Cleverbot: Are you the sun?

User: Are you the Moon?

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Are you the Song.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is the song a master?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Is the Song a Sign?

Cleverbot: Jesus is the solution.

User: Who's the new prophet?

Cleverbot: You are.

04-12-2011, 12:46 AM
Too long; didn't read.

04-12-2011, 12:48 AM
Sell spam prophet profit.

04-12-2011, 12:52 AM

04-12-2011, 05:35 AM
Skip to the end..

User: Who's the new prophet?

Cleverbot: You are.

04-12-2011, 08:19 AM
Sorry it's so long :p


04-12-2011, 08:57 AM
One day we wont need to talk to other people, we can just have pointless conversations with robots.

04-12-2011, 10:13 AM
Another damn Cleverbot thread...TL;DR

04-12-2011, 10:47 AM