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turkchris
04-19-2011, 11:21 AM
When you're at work and you can't play portal 2, you can still get in the spirit, just do what I do:

[Susan
shouldn't you be playing portal?
[You]
Hello Susan, I am your very much alive and happy friend Christopher. I am currently participating in enrichment center activities supervised by a responsible associate. Would you like us to send an enrichment center associate out to collect you?
[Susan
oh sweet jesus
[You]
Jesus is not part of the testing center, however if you have suggestions for future testing activities please feel free to file the proper unsatisfied paperwork with a local authority
[Susan
I see you are now friends with Morgan D. How do you know her?
[You]
Morgan is currently very much alive, she is a pleasant person who I eat lunch with, you know....the consumption of nourishment to maintain homeostasis? I do that. Because I am Chris.
[Susan
I hate you so much right now

susan is offline