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AsheMan
06-27-2011, 08:52 AM
What do you do when you eagerly anticipate a package delivery, know that it's coming sometime during the day, but have no idea when that time will be? It could be right now! It may be 7P.M. tonight. What's your attack plan for burning up time as quickly as possible, but keeping your senses keen for the slightest tap against the front door?

*edit* This package requires your signature in order to be delivered.

methodman123
06-27-2011, 08:54 AM
...i either sleep, play games, or go out.

or you can smoke

GirlPower23
06-27-2011, 08:54 AM
I go about my normal day?

bluz74
06-27-2011, 08:55 AM
I play dress up with my puppy.

Blackops
06-27-2011, 08:55 AM
I play dress up with my puppy.

I then proceed to take pictures of said puppy.

AsheMan
06-27-2011, 08:57 AM
I then proceed to take pictures of said puppy.
They might be worth more if you took pictures of bluz in the act of dressing up the puppy.

BirdyToe
06-27-2011, 09:01 AM
A mixture of housework and trying to summon the elder gods.

Liquid-Flame DK
06-27-2011, 09:08 AM
Make exact replica of self to sign paper.

jiggylo
06-27-2011, 10:55 AM
Make exact replica of self to sign paper.

At a time like this all you can think about is sex?!?!?!

MADDOGGE
06-27-2011, 11:49 AM
*edit* This package requires your signature in order to be delivered. That sadly means absolutely nothing.

They tried delivering my sons rig to a neighbor 3 houses down. I luckily saw the idiot driver blow past the house with the clearly displayed house number on it and raced down there to rescue it. Made him carry it all the way back to the right house as well. Some one other than you could be playing with your toy today. Be afraid, be very afraid.

bluz74
06-27-2011, 11:56 AM
A MADDOGGE chasing a mailman.....go figure.

Snorkel
06-27-2011, 02:20 PM
I wait in all day and then I rage at the courier company when he doesn't show up. And then the next day I travel to the courier depot and pick up the parcel myself.
WE'VE GOT A DOOR BELL! How hard is it for the courier to press that in case I don't hear his feeble scratching at the door?