View Full Version : About the pyro with "meet the medic"
Tis a Mystery
06-28-2011, 11:50 AM
Not sure if this is old or already known, but in meet the medic the medic had to cut open the heavy and put the uber charger on his heart so he could benifit form ubercharges. Then at the end it shows all the classes waiting in line for the heart surgury for the uber inplant.
With that known should the medic know whether the pyro is a guy, girl or whatever as well as know the identity of the pyro because he had to cut into the pyros chest cavity.
To go with that info, why does it say the pyro is a mystery if the medic knows (and the person watching from the window)who or what the pyro is?
MistaBlizztah
06-28-2011, 11:51 AM
Not sure if troll or overanalyzing idiot.
Topic: Wait for Meet The Pyro
Ulysses S Grant
06-28-2011, 11:53 AM
Why would it matter to the Medic if the Pyro is male or female? An open chest cavity is an open chest cavity, I'm sure the Medic isn't as sensitive to this sort of stuff as most of the kids on SPUF.
Tis a Mystery
06-28-2011, 11:53 AM
Not sure if troll or overanalyzing idiot.
Topic: Wait for Meet The Pyro
Why would this be trolling? I'm just wondering that since the medic knows what the pyro is why is it considered a mystery.
zoli700
06-28-2011, 11:53 AM
But everyone knows that the medic is blind, right? It's so obvious...
Flying Ace
06-28-2011, 11:54 AM
my theory is they won't ever make a meet the pyro that in it self would be hilarious
Johnstags
06-28-2011, 11:54 AM
I said this a long time ago.
MistaBlizztah
06-28-2011, 11:55 AM
But everyone knows that the medic is blind, right? It's so obvious...
Yeah, he wears glasses, he can't see.
Wait a second you shouldn't see anything when you're playing as Medic then.
OMFG, A CONSPIRACY, WE NEED 500 THREADS ABOUT THAT THIS INSTANT!
/sarcasm
FungiGamer
06-28-2011, 12:02 PM
By this logic EVERYONE knows what the Pyro is since its mask is sitting in the supply lockers in most of the spawn areas along with its purse
MistaBlizztah
06-28-2011, 12:04 PM
By this logic EVERYONE knows what the Pyro is since its mask is sitting in the supply lockers in most of the spawn areas along with its purse
Inb4 "The Pyro is a Stripper!!!!1oneeleven" threads... Again...
Fatty Corpuscle
06-28-2011, 12:43 PM
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
robothive
06-28-2011, 12:53 PM
By this logic EVERYONE knows what the Pyro is since its mask is sitting in the supply lockers in most of the spawn areas along with its purse
The Pyro is a purse?
Sweet Br0
06-28-2011, 12:54 PM
Contrary to popular belief, girls are not aliens from another planet and thus have identical chest cavities to men.
hawkshadow741
06-28-2011, 12:54 PM
Meet the Pyro will have SUBTITLES to translate her mumblings
MistaBlizztah
06-28-2011, 12:56 PM
Meet the Pyro will have SUBTITLES to translate its mumblings
This quote is now flameproof!
Iron_Lemur
06-28-2011, 12:57 PM
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
This.
MinorDamage4u
06-28-2011, 12:59 PM
Meet the Pyro will have SUBTITLES to translate her mumblings
It will be dubbed by heavy.
Rammite
06-28-2011, 01:01 PM
Not sure if troll or overanalyzing idiot.
Welcome to SPUF, then, since this is clearly your first time.
Wanna know how I've come to that conclusion? The whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forum consists of overanalyzing gits. Valve's trolled us tens of times because of this, even. SPUF is insanely overanalyzing, and your pointing him out doesn't mean anything.
Azgner
06-28-2011, 02:17 PM
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
Lol'ed hard on this one
SirActionPants
06-28-2011, 02:37 PM
My two theories:
1. Medic did indeed see pyro with no clothes, and the experience was so devistating that he has yet to speak a word (that he has not already spoken, in a bazzar twist) and thus why we have no new medic lines.
2. The medic was holding the heart explaining what it was when pyro set his doves on fire. As medic went to put them out, pyro grabed the heart and turned his back to medic. When medic turned pyrp around, the heart was gone.
Pyro did what pyro did infront of the open fridge.
Blu spy saw everything.
Zombiecrackers
06-28-2011, 03:01 PM
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
This is the best theory i have heard on what the pyro is lol :D
keinto
06-28-2011, 05:36 PM
Pyro is scout's mom.
Nigeki
06-28-2011, 06:48 PM
The medic would most likely know what the gender of the pyro is. However he is held by "profetional secrecy" and thus can not divulge that information And this is actually true, millitary medics are also held by that. And they can also outrank even a general if it has to do with health XD so next time you play, pick medic and pull rank!
Tackydroid
06-29-2011, 02:04 AM
Pyro is robot
Medic and Engineer invented him.
Durr
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
But how does Archimedes pilot the Pyro and the Scout?
mdrnspartan
07-01-2011, 10:48 AM
Contrary to popular belief, girls are not aliens from another planet and thus have identical chest cavities to men.
:eek: My life is now officially turnt upside down
Smashbrother101
07-01-2011, 12:42 PM
The medic would most likely know what the gender of the pyro is. However he is held by "profetional secrecy" and thus can not divulge that information And this is actually true, millitary medics are also held by that. And they can also outrank even a general if it has to do with health XD so next time you play, pick medic and pull rank!
Like I said before, when has the Medic ever cared about professional medical practices?
GabbyBob
07-01-2011, 06:26 PM
Like I said before, when has the Medic ever cared about professional medical practices?
Well, considering he had a Medical license before he lost it, I'd say he cared at one point.
Pimp Chickens
07-02-2011, 10:53 AM
Five bucks says the Pyro swears like a sailor.
SmeckDevil
07-02-2011, 11:00 AM
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
I kind of want to see this now. :D
But how does Archimedes pilot the Pyro and the Scout?
I still want an answer to this!
Tis a Mystery
07-02-2011, 07:58 PM
I still want an answer to this!
Clearly the bird's brain is vaster than ours and can control both with his mind. (He also controls the sanvich as well).
The_Unoriginal
07-02-2011, 10:24 PM
The Medic does not talk about his patients. That would be against the rules of doctoring. He doesn't want to lose another job, who would hire him?
MiyuneKawaii
08-01-2012, 12:07 PM
The Pyro is a purse?
You, my friend, have just won the internet.
SodaPopSimba
08-02-2012, 07:07 PM
But how does Archimedes pilot the Pyro and the Scout?
It turns out that it wasn't Archimedes! Yet at the same time it was. He calls all his doves Archimedes.
MrtiansinUranus
08-03-2012, 08:05 PM
Doctors have to vow secrecy, they can not share the info they know about a patient with anyone but the patient.
Medic will be fired if he goes around sharing Pyro's deepest, darkest secret.
Literally.
windwolf777
08-22-2012, 10:43 PM
Doctors have to vow secrecy, they can not share the info they know about a patient with anyone but the patient.
Medic will be fired if he goes around sharing Pyro's deepest, darkest secret.
Literally.
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
My two theories:
1. Medic did indeed see pyro with no clothes, and the experience was so devistating that he has yet to speak a word (that he has not already spoken, in a bazzar twist) and thus why we have no new medic lines.
2. The medic was holding the heart explaining what it was when pyro set his doves on fire. As medic went to put them out, pyro grabed the heart and turned his back to medic. When medic turned pyrp around, the heart was gone.
Pyro did what pyro did infront of the open fridge.
Blu spy saw everything.
The medic would most likely know what the gender of the pyro is. However he is held by "profetional secrecy" and thus can not divulge that information And this is actually true, millitary medics are also held by that. And they can also outrank even a general if it has to do with health XD so next time you play, pick medic and pull rank!
Five bucks says the Pyro swears like a sailor.
All of these are amazing and really valid. I honestly just think the world will never know. (But I personally would rofl if the Archimedes theory was correct):D:D:D
mista_bojjob
08-24-2012, 08:25 AM
but what if man boobs
Kobster222
08-25-2012, 07:01 AM
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
god then with meet the pyro Archimedes must be on this then... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgtKoNBtMGk&feature=player_detailpage)
The pyro is the hellspawn creation of medic and engy's perverted genius. The pyro is a mechanized combat suit piloted by...you guess it...
Archimedes.
...Archimedes is one ♥♥♥♥ed up bird...
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