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GrimCreaper
11-14-2011, 10:37 PM
"Orcish shield added." Interesting blade Tullius. Good to see you know your way around the armory and have perfect vision.

Oh. i get it. hes trolling me right?
noodlesoup
11-14-2011, 11:05 PM
"Your first contract is easy, you just need to go and intimidate someone right here in whiterun to our way of thinking"

TARGET SPOTTED wearing that robe + full hood! my male nord gets his fists ready for a brawl.

TARGET.... turns out to be an old female around 60, who is a priest for the local temple, hmmmm, not sure about this contract you know companion fellows, thought you guys had more honour.
Bassario
11-14-2011, 11:35 PM
"Your first contract is easy, you just need to go and intimidate someone right here in whiterun to our way of thinking"

TARGET SPOTTED wearing that robe + full hood! my male nord gets his fists ready for a brawl.

TARGET.... turns out to be an old female around 60, who is a priest for the local temple, hmmmm, not sure about this contract you know companion fellows, thought you guys had more honour.

Oh sorry, whats that? I cant hear you over the sound of YOU NOT BEATING THE SWEET LIFE OUT OF THE GRANDMA-PRIEST
geronimo789
11-14-2011, 11:38 PM
Dang, not even the thieves guild and dark brotherhood quest felt like you were really evil. So far they only made me kill/steal from ♥♥♥♥♥♥bags.

I wasn't sure I was going to kill the one running the orphanage until I heard her talk to the children. I was like O_O and set her on fire :D
GrimCreaper
11-15-2011, 02:15 AM
And so continues my quests. "Use my sword, its been honed for this moment." *Recieves Orcish Armor.*

Seriously, if i could swing a set of armor, i would. but i cant. dont insult me please :(



AND LATER STILL! "Keep my sword!" *Loses Orcish Armor*

er wut. Trollius got me good :(
pmanpman
11-15-2011, 02:18 AM
I liked "Kill Paarthanax"

*paarthanax on 0hp still doesn't die"
Wizeh
11-15-2011, 04:53 AM
And so continues my quests. "Use my sword, its been honed for this moment." *Recieves Orcish Armor.*

Seriously, if i could swing a set of armor, i would. but i cant. dont insult me please :(



AND LATER STILL! "Keep my sword!" *Loses Orcish Armor*

er wut. Trollius got me good :(

I also got the Orc shield the first time my rank increased, but the time when you kill Ulfric I did get a Glass sword, so I don't know why you got the armor.
sirflimflam
11-15-2011, 01:12 PM
I wasn't sure I was going to kill the one running the orphanage until I heard her talk to the children. I was like O_O and set her on fire :D
Haha, excellent.
Wigg1es
11-15-2011, 01:14 PM
Standard. My boss, who's been a golf course superintendent for at least 10 years, didn't know what a spade shovel was.
Living Tribunal
11-15-2011, 01:19 PM
Not really evil or anything but I was fighting a dragon and it picked a child up and tossed her a mile away. I giggled.
redking117
11-15-2011, 01:27 PM
Not really evil or anything but I was fighting a dragon and it picked a child up and tossed her a mile away. I giggled.
BA HA HA HA!
FrontlinerDelta
11-15-2011, 01:29 PM
"I see you prefer one-handed weapons like me, none of those sloppy two-handed weapons."

Guard turns to leave with a giant battleaxe on his back...
Fetti4MyYeti
11-15-2011, 01:51 PM
"I see you prefer one-handed weapons like me, none of those sloppy two-handed weapons."

Guard turns to leave with a giant battleaxe on his back...

had something like that also but with a merchant
hit the stealth button by accident and he yells "I SEE YOU, YOU SNEAKY BASTARD GET OUT OF MY STORE!!!" Then as i unhit the stealth button and start to leave he says "Good doing business with you, come back soon!"

talk about mixed messages xD