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cegrogan
12-10-2011, 05:56 AM
Not with the test, I have over 100% in the class. In fact, I calculated it out, I need a 34% on the final to keep an A.

Here's what I need help with. I need a subtle way to insult the professor. She's one of those insufferable teacher's who thinks that her subject supersedes all others. I can get half the problems right, but I need to make jokes on the rest of the problems so I may have my own quiet life.

So Spuf, give me good statistics jokes I can use on this woman.

wildfire678
12-10-2011, 06:35 AM
Is this kind of thing is what you're after Statistic Jokes (http://www.btinternet.com/%7Ese16/hgb/statjoke.htm)?

kencl
12-10-2011, 07:37 AM
Did you know that 93% of people who ask for help 4 hours before a test fail that test? heh

Exit_
12-10-2011, 07:47 AM
Did you know that 93% of people who ask for help 4 hours before a test fail that test? heh

This person didn't read the thread.

I would advise against it. Don't stoop to your professor's level, just do your best on the final like you have been in the class. Always remain respectful, even towards people you don't like.

spooksmagee
12-10-2011, 07:53 AM
You could just suck it up and ace the exam like an adult.

TeKraken
12-10-2011, 07:55 AM
Nothing say 'up yours' more to a teacher than thrashing an exam

bluz74
12-10-2011, 07:55 AM
So y = r cubed over 3. And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Don't you get it? Derivative dy = 3 r squared dr over 3, or r squared dr, or r dr r.

"Hardy-har-har." Get it? :p

Freeman45
12-10-2011, 07:59 AM
This person didn't read the thread.

I would advise against it. Don't stoop to your professor's level, just do your best on the final like you have been in the class. Always remain respectful, even towards people you don't like.

I would advise against advising against it.

%94 of teachers are fat old ♥♥♥♥s


zing!

Burro Loco
12-10-2011, 09:53 AM
Destroy her car, that's what we used to do when I was a kid.

mrraditch
12-10-2011, 10:07 AM
So y = r cubed over 3. And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Don't you get it? Derivative dy = 3 r squared dr over 3, or r squared dr, or r dr r.

"Hardy-har-har." Get it? :p

You need some rep taken away for this one, bluz. He asked for STATISTICS jokes and you posted a CALCULUS joke! COME ON!

tibetanpunk
12-10-2011, 10:12 AM
Ingenious exam answers... (http://www.holytaco.com/25-clever-exam-answers/) (but probably not relevant to your test)

UniqueName02
12-10-2011, 10:15 AM
How about aiming for full marks, that will show her that despite her suppossed bad teaching you can still get good results.

Also why isn't 100% good enough in America?

MasterPenguin
12-10-2011, 10:50 AM
How about aiming for full marks, that will show her that despite her suppossed bad teaching you can still get good results.

Also why isn't 100% good enough in America?

That just proves that she's teaching good if you can still score near perfect.

bdmason
12-10-2011, 10:56 AM
That just proves that she's teaching good if you can still score near perfect.

That's what she said.

Soviet Mudkip
12-10-2011, 11:00 AM
You must not be Asian :p

codsniper_01
12-10-2011, 11:03 AM
Get off SPUF and study :D

~~ArdEnuff~~
12-10-2011, 11:11 AM
Not with the test, I have over 100% in the class. In fact, I calculated it out, I need a 34% on the final to keep an A.
Over 100%? :confused:

TZK203
12-10-2011, 11:22 AM
Over 100%? :confused:

I calculated his percentage in his class, and it's...










OVER 9000!

skiddlywibble
12-10-2011, 03:51 PM
I calculated his percentage in his class, and it's...










OVER 9000!

You hit 0% of his vital organs.

cegrogan
12-10-2011, 05:19 PM
Over 100%? :confused:

Yeah. She's an adjunct professor, and her exams usually have one bonus question

joeylawn
12-10-2011, 10:17 PM
Statistics are Cake.

-plus-

Statistics show that the odds of finding a guard who took an arrow in the knee in Skyrim are excellent.