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Spaceguy5
01-27-2012, 06:03 PM
Oh my, according to a 2005 study by MIT (http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/), it seems that foil hats are actually much less effective than we previously thought! Better watch out for the NWO!

Abstract:

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Lethal_Sting
01-27-2012, 06:11 PM
Well everyone knows lead helmets are the thing to wear.

bdmason
01-27-2012, 06:16 PM
Well everyone knows lead helmets are the thing to wear.

I thought it was lead underwear? :confused: I hope not, because the shipping costs on these were outrageous! :mad:

Spaceguy5
01-27-2012, 06:21 PM
I thought it was lead underwear? :confused: I hope not, because the shipping costs on these were outrageous! :mad:

Well, those will be very important to have during the nuclear holocaust.

Tox Laximus
01-27-2012, 10:30 PM
Wrap your phone in tin foil and try ringing yourself, did anyone test this?

Blackops
01-27-2012, 10:35 PM
Helmets or hats? There is a difference.

What do they mean when they say, "the government's invasive abilities"? That the government is trying to 'invade' people's minds? What...

Lokarin
01-27-2012, 10:38 PM
It's all about cellphone interference now, cobalt helmets!

Franky123
01-27-2012, 11:12 PM
Nevermind your head; wrap you license, passport and credit card because those handy chips in there can be scanned from a good distance with any laptop or handheld.

Tox Laximus
01-27-2012, 11:23 PM
Nevermind your head; wrap you license, passport and credit card because those handy chips in there can be scanned from a good distance with any laptop or handheld.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004CYNEZS/ref=asc_df_B004CYNEZS6318317?smid=A3H2UP8595RTHU&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22218&creativeASIN=B004CYNEZS

ΩBSOLETE
01-28-2012, 12:23 AM
But I line all of my hats with aluminum.
Oh well, time to upgrade to depleted uranium :D