Things that need to be in "meet the pyro"

[Mjcabooseblu]

1: A shot of two doors, one to the men's bathroom and one to the women's. It then pans to the side, showing another one that says "pyro."

2: A point where the pyro takes off his/her mask. The viewer doesn't necessarily have to see what is under the mask.

2a: After this happens, the entire team is gaping, the Demoman flips up his eyepatch, revealing a perfectly functional eye and the Engineer takes off his goggles.

2b: The spy says, "I can beat that!" and removes his mask.

3: The pyro speaking to the viewer through an interpreter.

3a: The pyro burning the interpreter after obviously misunderstanding his words.

4: A montage of the pyro airblasting critical projectiles.

Anything else?

[redban]

I love this.

[GIGAR]

I love this, too.

[Mjcabooseblu]

Thank you.

[Pako1034]

I double love this.

[jman49]

pyro watching teletubies

[TheLastBaron]

It's pretty interesting.
I kinda had an idea once, never really gave it much thought...
I saw a lot of one page comics with TF2 characters and the pyro was always going with "MFFFMFMFMMFMFMFMFMFMF..." So I was thinkin' the Pyro was doing Stand-Up comedy just by saying Mfmfmfmffmffmfmf and everyone would just laugh out loud .

[Dark Spartan]

Originally Posted by Mjcabooseblu

1: A shot of two doors, one to the men's bathroom and one to the women's. It then pans to the side, showing another one that says "pyro."

Here's how it could play out:

*Camera fades in to the Heavy, the Soldier, and the Sniper loitering around the bathrooms. The two doors are clearly labeled "Men" and "Women." As the camera slowly lowers down from the ceiling, the Soldier and the Sniper can be heard having a conversation.*

Sniper: ...Nah, your head's fulla rocks, mate.

Soldier: Why? What makes you say that?

Sniper: It just doesn't add up.

Soldier: What do you mean, "it doesn't add up?!" It makes perfect sense!

Sniper: Maybe to a mongrel like you, but I'm just not convinced.

Soldier: What additional proof do you need?! The purse--

Sniper: Could mean anything. What if it's a present for someone he likes?

Soldier: Out here? Son, in case you haven't noticed, there aren't many ladies out here.

Sniper: Well, there is--

Soldier: *scoffs* Are you kidding? She hates us. All of us.

Sniper: Do you have a better idea?

Soldier: Yes, he is a woman! A sissy lady! He has a purse, he fights like a coward, he's a damn woman!

Sniper: I'm still not convinced, but I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.

Heavy: Here he comes.

*Camera turns to look at the Pyro, who has just entered the hall. He mumbles a greeting and waves to the loiterers, and proceeds to continue walking through the hall.*

Soldier: *whispering to Sniper* We simply need to see which bathroom he goes into.

*The Pyro walks by the men's room...*

*The Soldier smirks, the Sniper rolls his eyes.*

*The Pyro walks by the ladies' room...*

*The Soldier starts snickering a little bit.*

*The Pyro keeps on walking and enters a third restroom door, labeled "Pyros."*

*The Soldier stops snickering as soon as he had started. The Sniper grins and chuckles.*

Sniper: You were saying, mate?

Soldier: ...Don't look so smug.

*Meet the Pyro title card*

[TuckerBlu]

Originally Posted by Dark Spartan

Here's how it could play out:

*Camera fades in to the Heavy, the Soldier, and the Sniper loitering around the bathrooms. The two doors are clearly labeled "Men" and "Women." As the camera slowly lowers down from the ceiling, the Soldier and the Sniper can be heard having a conversation.*

Sniper: ...Nah, your head's fulla rocks, mate.

Soldier: Why? What makes you say that?

Sniper: It just doesn't add up.

Soldier: What do you mean, "it doesn't add up?!" It makes perfect sense!

Sniper: Maybe to a mongrel like you, but I'm just not convinced.

Soldier: What additional proof do you need?! The purse--

Sniper: Could mean anything. What if it's a present for someone he likes?

Soldier: Out here? Son, in case you haven't noticed, there aren't many ladies out here.

Sniper: Well, there is--

Soldier: *scoffs* Are you kidding? She hates us. All of us.

Sniper: Do you have a better idea?

Soldier: Yes, he is a woman! A sissy lady! He has a purse, he fights like a coward, he's a damn woman!

Sniper: I'm still not convinced, but I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.

Heavy: Here he comes.

*Camera turns to look at the Pyro, who has just entered the hall. He mumbles a greeting and waves to the loiterers, and proceeds to continue walking through the hall.*

Soldier: *whispering to Sniper* We simply need to see which bathroom he goes into.

*The Pyro walks by the men's room...*

*The Soldier smirks, the Sniper rolls his eyes.*

*The Pyro walks by the ladies' room...*

*The Soldier starts snickering a little bit.*

*The Pyro keeps on walking and enters a third restroom door, labeled "Pyros."*

*The Soldier stops snickering as soon as he had started. The Sniper grins and chuckles.*

Sniper: You were saying, mate?

Soldier: ...Don't look so smug.

*Meet the Pyro title card*

Pure genius.

[jman49]

Soldier: Out here? Son, in case you haven't noticed, there aren't many ladies out here.

Sniper: Well, there is--

Soldier: *scoffs* Are you kidding? She hates us. All of us.
scouts mom

[jman49]

Originally Posted by Dark Spartan

Soldier: What additional proof do you need?! The purse--

Sniper: Could mean anything. What if it's a present for someone he likes?

Soldier: Out here? Son, in case you haven't noticed, there aren't many ladies out here.

Sniper: Well, there is--

Soldier: *scoffs* Are you kidding? She hates us. All of us.

scouts mom

[Count_Striker]

i dont like the idea of everyone revealing their identities...

[thepounder1]

Originally Posted by Dark Spartan

Here's how it could play out:

* Pure comedic genius *

Bravo sir. Bravo.

Honestly, while I'm anxious to see all of the remaining Meet The Team videos, I think I want to see Pyro's the most. They could do nearly anything with that video.

[blattermaus]

usage of the terms:

rubber coated troll
wheezing little cretin
gammy legged bugger
goggle face
burnt toast

could be applied

[specs112]

nice
10mmmmmphs