Dear Patients,

[DiN]

Though we medics try our best to interpret monotone medic calls, shooting in random directions, and feeble attempts at friendly fire w/ a melee weapon, we cannot tell when to use our ubercharges. We medics either use our ubercharge when;

• The medic is in direct danger of death and the patient cannot save us.
• Instructed by a player with a MICROPHONE
• When you're about to un-knowingly walk into the path of a sentry/immediate danger spot (Large sums of sticky grenades)
• When we are part of a suicide-esque charge into Sentry-ville and Demoland.
• OR When we MEDICS feel it's apropriate to make our ungrateful patients temporarily IMMUNE TO ALL FORMS OF HARM, DANGER AND DEATH. Let's see some anorexic scout, or a dummkopf soldier do that, exactly, THEY CAN'T.

With chemical love,
Medic.

P.S: We don't like it when multiple people scream my name when you have full health. Or when we switch to a more needing patient.

[netham45]

MEDIC!

[Javier1203]

Dummkopf*

[DiN]

Originally Posted by Javier1203

Dummkopf*

Fixed it, you germa-russianese.