Is this audio a joke?? Please tell me it's a bug with a fix...

[PixelBrick]

I just started the game and I'm encountering 2 audio issues that are annoying me to the point where I can't play this game.

1) The footsteps of NPC's. It's on rapid fire loop and sounds like constant pop-corn popping that never ends and is insanely loud.

2) NPC's shout one-liners at me on loop, rapid fire. This means that they're overlapping each other and not taking even breaths before saying the next one. Every single NPC is yelling these at me and it's making me go insane.

Is there any way to fix this? I knew people said it was a bad port but holy crap this is legendary....