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["Meet Barrack Obama text appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Freeze frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A level 2 Sentry gun upgrades to level 3] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams the now empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got a in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in Gravelpit and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by Jingle Bells.] |
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["Meet Barrack Obama text appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Freeze frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A level 2 Sentry gun upgrades to level 3] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams the now empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got a in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in Gravelpit and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by Jingle Bells.] |
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["Meet Barrack Obama text appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Freeze frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A level 2 Sentry gun upgrades to level 3] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams the now empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got a in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by Jingle Bells.] |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Freeze frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A level 2 Sentry gun upgrades to level 3] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams the now empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got a in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by Jingle Bells.] |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Freeze frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams the now empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got a in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by Jingle Bells.] |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Freeze frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got a in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by Jingle Bells.] |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got a in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by Jingle Bells.] |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got a in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by the National Anthem.] |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's do it!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got an in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by the National Anthem. I needed to do that. |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's stop the war!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Sentry gun fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got an in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by the National Anthem. |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's stop the war!" Barrack Obama: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [John Mccain fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got an in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by the National Anthem. |
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#42 |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's stop the war!" Barrack Obama: "We'll create world-peace!" [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [John Mccain fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got an in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and blood rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by the National Anthem. |
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#43 |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's stop the war!" Barrack Obama: "We'll create world-peace!" [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [John Mccain fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got an in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and spoiled ballots rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by the National Anthem. |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's stop the war!" Barrack Obama: "We'll create world-peace!" [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [John Mccain fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two grenades, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got an in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot, thinking that this is a political statement! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and spoiled ballots rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by the National Anthem. |
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["Meet Barrack Obama sandvich appears"]
[Opening fanfare of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" plays as Barrack Obama narrowly escapes a massive Democrat victory while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Iowa] [Gonads frame] Barrack Obama: "What makes me a good candidate?" [Cut to Barrack Obama, sitting in a room full of Republicans] Barrack Obama: "If I were a bad candidate, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" resumes playing] [Barrack Obama charges into The Palace Of Westminster along with Team RED while dodging a party of Conservatives] Barrack Obama: "Let's stop the war!" Barrack Obama: "We'll create world-peace!" [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music pauses.] Barrack Obama: "One crossed wire, one political rally, one errant twitch...and a landslide victory!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [Barrack Obama bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Vermin Supreme] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [A wild Bachman appears!] [Cut to scene of Barrack Obama continuing to chug from his bottle of Rick Perry] [John Mccain fires rockets at Barrack Obama] [Cut to a close up of the Barrack Obama's face, still chugging from his bottle of Rick Perry] [Barrack Obama dodges the rockets as Joe Biden is gunned down by Herman Cain. Barrack Obama then fires two babies, destroying Herman Cain] [Cut back to Barrack Obama's room, music stops.] [Barrack Obama slams Rick Santorum on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Barrack Obama: "I got an in-perfect-condition eye. I'm a black, Scottish President. They've got more [censored by SOPA and PIPA] ...than they've got the likes of me." [Barrack Obama starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again] Barrack Obama: "So...." [The ending segment of "(It's Fun to Stay at the) YMCA" starts to play] Barrack Obama: "....T'all you people putting in political words because the OP renamed the Demoman "Barack Obama" so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure." [Barrack Obama runs out to the final capture point in the US and is shocked to see a group of Interweb trolls charging towards him with troll expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over Barrack Obama's face and he runs with trolls in hot pursuit] Barrack Obama: "Prancin' aboot, thinking that this is a political statement! Come at me bro! [Barrack Obama covers a door frame in SOPA and PIPA] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol powdered cocaine. I'm a grim bloody economy....with an unhappy bloody tax refund!!" [Interweb troll notices the SOPA and PIPA around the door frame, and his expression changes from troll face to rage face. Barrack Obama throws a mock salute and activates the SOPA and PIPA, gibbing all his pursuers] [Barrack Obama walks up to (presumably) a decapitated Republican, laughing merrily as confetti and spoiled ballots rain down around him.] Barrack Obama: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in spawn!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by the National Anthem. |
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