Ask a TF2 Character a Question. - Page 164

Comrade Azza · 04-01-2012, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gbindahouse

To Pyro, from Soldier: That April Fool's flamethrower at the Tightrope, STOP USING IT! THAT'S AN ORDER!

Nuh.

To the Scout: Who's the motherflippin'?

BloodRa1n · 04-02-2012, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Azza

Nuh.

To the Scout: Who's the motherflippin'?

IM THE MOTHAHFLIPPIN' PLAYA! BOINK!

To Spy: what are your thoughts on delayed-reaction knives, which allow you to run away before your cover is blown?

Charis · 04-02-2012, 03:38 PM

spy: c'est la vie.

to heavy: how do you get sandvich?

PlatypusBeast · 04-02-2012, 03:44 PM

Magic.

Spy: What was your first kill?

Mistborn · 04-03-2012, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlatypusBeast

Magic.

Spy: What was your first kill?

Depends on who you ask; my first girlfriend got pregnant and we didn't want it. Two days later I killed her, so take your pick.

To Pyro; What is your favorite food?

smith451 · 04-03-2012, 03:45 PM

Pyro A: Meuu, I miue chu-
Pyro B: Hey blubber mouth, he was talking to me!
Pyro A: Nu, ue mau tuckmin tu mu.
Pyro B: Yea yea, but he can't stand a word of your ♥♥♥♥.
Pyro C: Hey! Don't swear in front of the posters, some of them are children!
Pyro B: Oh, did I swear? Well ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥, you don't even deserve that ♥♥♥♥ing flamethrower!
Pyro C: But, augh, you, you... I HATE YOU!
Pyro B: I love you too.
Pyro A: Uou muth bu kudimg...
Pyro D: BEEP BEEP BOOP.

From Smith To Engineer: How is Pyro B like?

TheKigYarGamer · 04-04-2012, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smith451

Pyro A: Meuu, I miue chu-
Pyro B: Hey blubber mouth, he was talking to me!
Pyro A: Nu, ue mau tuckmin tu mu.
Pyro B: Yea yea, but he can't stand a word of your ♥♥♥♥.
Pyro C: Hey! Don't swear in front of the posters, some of them are children!
Pyro B: Oh, did I swear? Well ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥, you don't even deserve that ♥♥♥♥ing flamethrower!
Pyro C: But, augh, you, you... I HATE YOU!
Pyro B: I love you too.
Pyro A: Uou muth bu kudimg...
Pyro D: BEEP BEEP BOOP.

From Smith To Engineer: How is Pyro B like?

"Pyro B? There's only one Pyro, y'know...

Y'all better not go and tell the Pyro 'bout this, or else-"

"Did someone say... 'Pyro B'?"

"Dagnabit!"

"Of course! The league of Pyro Impostors is at it again! Scout, fetch me my Shishkebab!"

"Dis ain't Fallout 3, ya know..."

"Well then make me a blasted Shiskebab, foolish boy!"

To all the classes: How would you react If I told you you're just a bunch of fictional video game characters?

fefobiz · 04-04-2012, 06:01 AM

This is getting very hard.

Supereligible · 04-04-2012, 06:10 AM

Scout: I already know tough guy, why d'you think I refer to myself as a class? No other class gonna do that!
Solly: Dammit!
Hoovy: Is not possible!
Spy:Well, this was a disappointment!
Pyro: Hudda hudda huh!
Sniper: Holey dooley!
Engi: Nope.
Medic: Is there a point to our lives?
Demo: I'm drunk - you don't have an excuse!

To scout: How are you not dying of cancer with all that bonk you drink?

BloodRa1n · 04-04-2012, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supereligible

Scout: I already know tough guy, why d'you think I refer to myself as a class? No other class gonna do that!
Solly: Dammit!
Hoovy: Is not possible!
Spy:Well, this was a disappointment!
Pyro: Hudda hudda huh!
Sniper: Holey dooley!
Engi: Nope.
Medic: Is there a point to our lives?
Demo: I'm drunk - you don't have an excuse!

To scout: How are you not dying of cancer with all that bonk you drink?

What do Soda and Crabz gotta do wid eachodda'?

To Medic: How do you feel that scout doesn't recognize your medi-gun as being responible for him not going the way of Marie Curie?

BloodRa1n · 04-05-2012, 08:08 PM

keepin this thread ALIVE!!!

A 1970 Corvette · 04-05-2012, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodRa1n

What do Soda and Crabz gotta do wid eachodda'?

To Medic: How do you feel that scout doesn't recognize your medi-gun as being responible for him not going the way of Marie Curie?

Mein verk, it is zhankless....

To Saxton Hale: Have you seen zhis? Do you zhink zhat Mann Co vill be run out of business by zhis "Grodborts" fellow?

Teleportalist · 04-05-2012, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A 1970 Corvette

Mein verk, it is zhankless....

To Saxton Hale: Have you seen zhis? Do you zhink zhat Mann Co vill be run out of business by zhis "Grodborts" fellow?

We've actually struck an agreement, mate. I can sell 'is weapons if I want to!

To The Sniper: What is one of the toughest shots you've ever had to take?

gbindahouse · 04-06-2012, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teleportalist

We've actually struck an agreement, mate. I can sell 'is weapons if I want to!

To The Sniper: What is one of the toughest shots you've ever had to take?

a shot of Saxton's Swagger, that bloody drink is something nasty if ya let it stay in ya mouth for too long mate.

To Demoman: *hands a bottle of Saxton's Swagger* Wanna drink?

smith451 · 04-06-2012, 06:48 AM

Aye, thanks mate. *Take a gulp* Eh, it's mild, a tiny bit on the sour si- ARGH, ME LIVER!

TO MEDIC: I NEED YA HELP YA KNOW!

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Charis Join Date: Jun 2011 Reputation: 5 Posts: 19	spy: c'est la vie. to heavy: how do you get sandvich?

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smith451 Join Date: Dec 2009 Reputation: 83 Posts: 835	Pyro A: Meuu, I miue chu- Pyro B: Hey blubber mouth, he was talking to me! Pyro A: Nu, ue mau tuckmin tu mu. Pyro B: Yea yea, but he can't stand a word of your ♥♥♥♥. Pyro C: Hey! Don't swear in front of the posters, some of them are children! Pyro B: Oh, did I swear? Well ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥, you don't even deserve that ♥♥♥♥ing flamethrower! Pyro C: But, augh, you, you... I HATE YOU! Pyro B: I love you too. Pyro A: Uou muth bu kudimg... Pyro D: BEEP BEEP BOOP. From Smith To Engineer: How is Pyro B like?

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fefobiz Join Date: Nov 2010 Reputation: 137 Posts: 726	This is getting very hard.

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smith451 Join Date: Dec 2009 Reputation: 83 Posts: 835	Aye, thanks mate. Take a gulp Eh, it's mild, a tiny bit on the sour si- ARGH, ME LIVER! TO MEDIC: I NEED YA HELP YA KNOW!