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Old 04-27-2012, 04:25 PM   #2596
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That's racist, ye snivvelin' sassenach!

To the spy: Y U SO FRENCH?
Because I was born and raised in FRANCE you raceest worm!

To Scout: How would you feel if I told you your mother was over at my mansion yesterday?
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:08 PM   #2597
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Because I was born and raised in FRANCE you raceest worm!

To Scout: How would you feel if I told you your mother was over at my mansion yesterday?
I'd feel angry enough to rip out your small intestine and jump rope with it.

To Spy: What does your face look like?
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:01 PM   #2598
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I'd feel angry enough to rip out your small intestine and jump rope with it.

To Spy: What does your face look like?
French toast.

To Soldier: What is your most exciting war story?
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:29 AM   #2599
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French toast.

To Soldier: What is your most exciting war story?
In 1951 I leaped into the middle of a N@zi rally and began spraying hot lead across that damned crowd. Then using the money salvaged from the corpses after they're mass retreat, purchased a man's skull which I then used to stuff his house full of explosives and blow up the enemy spies disguised as police attempting to break into his house! And after that I began blasting those forces from the rooftop until my truck rolled down the hill and crashed into the building I was standing on!

To Engineer: What's your most exicting story from the battlefield?
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:54 AM   #2600
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In 1951 I leaped into the middle of a N@zi rally and began spraying hot lead across that damned crowd. Then using the money salvaged from the corpses after they're mass retreat, purchased a man's skull which I then used to stuff his house full of explosives and blow up the enemy spies disguised as police attempting to break into his house! And after that I began blasting those forces from the rooftop until my truck rolled down the hill and crashed into the building I was standing on!

To Engineer: What's your most exicting story from the battlefield?
Engineer: Heh, shucks son, I ain't one ah them types for sharin' stories 'bout the battle field, you wanna hear a tale? Talk ta pyro...he could talk ya ear off. But if ya insist on hearing a story from me, I'd say it was when me and the doc had a more 'intellectual battle' of sorts over his fancy smancy Medigun and my dispenser concernin' which one a 'em did the job better...don't reckon we still have come to an agreement over that, But if you ask me, my lil dispenser buddy prepares ya better for the battle field, givin' you both health and ammo. Just don't tell doc.

To Heavy: Don't give up Heavy! Here take this...uh...Lucky...uhm... Toss-Proof Towel! Yeah that's it! Try it on big guy and tell us, what do you think of it?
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Old 04-28-2012, 09:46 AM   #2601
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Engineer: Heh, shucks son, I ain't one ah them types for sharin' stories 'bout the battle field, you wanna hear a tale? Talk ta pyro...he could talk ya ear off. But if ya insist on hearing a story from me, I'd say it was when me and the doc had a more 'intellectual battle' of sorts over his fancy smancy Medigun and my dispenser concernin' which one a 'em did the job better...don't reckon we still have come to an agreement over that, But if you ask me, my lil dispenser buddy prepares ya better for the battle field, givin' you both health and ammo. Just don't tell doc.

To Heavy: Don't give up Heavy! Here take this...uh...Lucky...uhm... Toss-Proof Towel! Yeah that's it! Try it on big guy and tell us, what do you think of it?
Eez nice for keeping cool, during boxing tournament, da?

To Scout: Why eez scout wearing leetle girl's college shirt?
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:18 AM   #2602
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Eez nice for keeping cool, during boxing tournament, da?

To Scout: Why eez scout wearing leetle girl's college shirt?
Dat's not a girl's shirt!

Oh...

...I'M GONNA KILL DAT HALE GUY!

To Spy: I cut up ya Fedora and made a new hat outta it! How's that feel?
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Old 04-28-2012, 11:08 AM   #2603
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To Spy: I cut up ya Fedora and made a new hat outta it! How's that feel?
*puts on a new fedora* Eh, zat vas Heavy's Capo capper anyways.

Heavy: WHAT?!?!?! SCOUT RUIN MY HAT?! *spins up minigun*

To Soldier: What was your occupation before being "drafted" into the army?
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:07 PM   #2604
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*puts on a new fedora* Eh, zat vas Heavy's Capo capper anyways.

Heavy: WHAT?!?!?! SCOUT RUIN MY HAT?! *spins up minigun*

To Soldier: What was your occupation before being "drafted" into the army?
Soldier: I used to study the ancient art of war, as invented and perfected by Sun Tzu... Maggot...

To Pyro: What do you look like? Please type your answer, don't say it.
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Old 04-28-2012, 04:03 PM   #2605
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Pyro:uidufhehh.

Engineer: Yeah, I forgot to tell ya, Pyro here doesn't really know how to type, so he mashes random buttons.

To The Scout, From Engineer: What is it with you and those darned dispensers?

EDIT: 100th post! WOOHOO! Time for a celebration.

CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
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Old 04-28-2012, 04:13 PM   #2606
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To The Scout, From Engineer: What is it with you and those darned dispensers?
I got four words for ya pal.


To the Medic: Why bother wearing an Otolaryngologist's Mirror or a Surgeon's Stethoscope when you've got a perfectly good Medigun with you?
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Old 04-28-2012, 04:19 PM   #2607
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I got four words for ya pal.


To the Medic: Why bother wearing an Otolaryngologist's Mirror or a Surgeon's Stethoscope when you've got a perfectly good Medigun with you?
I HAVE NO IDEA
Hahahaha, ze looks are just as rewarding as ze healing!

To heavy
Is ze hurting as rewarding as ze healing?
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:28 PM   #2608
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I HAVE NO IDEA
Hahahaha, ze looks are just as rewarding as ze healing!

To heavy
Is ze hurting as rewarding as ze healing?
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Demoman: Why is it that sometimes you kill yourself more than the enemy?
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:32 PM   #2609
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Demoman: I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse!

Secure my question.
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:53 PM   #2610
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Demoman: I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse!

Secure my question.
I don't have any armor to protect me from my own explosions when I notice a spy right behind me.

To Pyro: Mmmph-hmm-hmm hmmmm mmmmmmph mmph mm-mm?
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