Ask a TF2 Character a Question. - Page 175

Mersopolis · 04-28-2012, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamgoofball

Demoman: I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse!

Secure my question.

I don't have any armor to protect me from my own explosions when I notice a spy right behind me.

To Pyro: Mmmph-hmm-hmm hmmmm mmmmmmph mmph mm-mm?

iamgoofball · 04-28-2012, 05:56 PM

Pyro:MMMPH-MMMMMPHPH-STORE!
Engineer: He says to go buy it at the Mann. Co Store.

To Spy, From Engineer: Why don't you help me when that blasted spy keeps sappin' mah sentry, since you use the darned things?

BloodRa1n · 04-28-2012, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamgoofball

Pyro:MMMPH-MMMMMPHPH-STORE!
Engineer: He says to go buy it at the Mann. Co Store.

To Spy, From Engineer: Why don't you help me when that blasted spy keeps sappin' mah sentry, since you use the darned things?

My sapper uses the frequencies of ze enemy's buildings.

To Engineer: Can I please have acess to your codes and data base so I may help you disable sappers?

iamgoofball · 04-29-2012, 01:12 PM

Engineer: I doubt you'd know what ta do with it, so no.

To Saxton Hale: What do you think of the Versus Saxton Hale mod?

mista_bojjob · 04-29-2012, 02:34 PM

Heh, well oi think it's pretty good but that hippie dey use ain't as tough as i REALLY am

To Heavy: How did you first come up with the Sandvich recipe (without posting that mlp spoof video)

Pootsentryhere · 04-29-2012, 02:42 PM

Mother taught me how to make sandviches. 'Tis all we had to eat in de cold trenches.

To Pyro, From Hoovy: Why does little mask man like burning things so much?

DCP · 04-29-2012, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pootsentryhere

Mother taught me how to make sandviches. 'Tis all we had to eat in de cold trenches.

To Pyro, From Hoovy: Why does little mask man like burning things so much?

Mphmhphmph,mphmphmmphmphm,mphmphmph? Mphmhphmph! Huddahuddahuh!

To Sniper: Why do you live in a van?

BloodRa1n · 04-29-2012, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DCP

Mphmhphmph,mphmphmmphmphm,mphmphmph? Mphmhphmph! Huddahuddahuh!

To Sniper: Why do you live in a van?

's not just a van mate! It's a mansion on wheels, complete with generator, refrigerator, bathroom, jarate storage, and a bed. If a hit eva gets put on me, they don't have anywhere to hide from me or track me to, plus I don't gotta hike back ta Brisbane if I wanna grab some new stuff, I can just park by the base....

To Scout: What kinda tacos ya wanna grab mate?

iamgoofball · 04-29-2012, 10:45 PM

Scout: STOP. BUGGING. ME. ABOUT. TACOS!

To Sniper: What's your opinion on Saxton Hale?

Kayohgee · 04-29-2012, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamgoofball

Scout: STOP. BUGGING. ME. ABOUT. TACOS!

To Sniper: What's your opinion on Saxton Hale?

That man's so intimidating he convinced gravity not to throw us off of the Earth, despite the fact that the great down unda's upside down.

Plus, thanks to him I get paid to throw my own p*ss at people. Man's a real Australian hero.

Heavy: Why do you call that Steak of yours a sandwich? It doesn't even have any bread. Hell, it doesn't even looked fully cooked.

The Medic · 04-29-2012, 11:53 PM

Because Heavy not have time for bread!

To Sniper: Instead of hiding up there, why don't you come down here so we can kill you better?

gbindahouse · 04-30-2012, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Medic

To Sniper: Instead of hiding up there, why don't you come down here so we can kill you better?

Sure, while I'm at it, could you stand atop that desolate mountain that has absolutely no cover so I can headshot you without any bother?

To Pyro: Are you ever going to consider repainting that reserve shooter you got from Soldier? I mean no offence but, green is certainly NOT your colour.

BloodRa1n · 04-30-2012, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gbindahouse

Sure, while I'm at it, could you stand atop that desolate mountain that has absolutely no cover so I can headshot you without any bother?

To Pyro: Are you ever going to consider repainting that reserve shooter you got from Soldier? I mean no offence but, green is certainly NOT your colour.

Phll, Ph mphun ms mphy phn pwn.

Translation: Well, the gun is only on loan.

Alternate Translation: Mel, the gun's a cell phone.

To Scout: Mphrtahhudda HWHDMRDHER, SKRRMDHUDDAH HAH, PHMMM OWDAHOW, NPHADDADA-HUHHAD! PHDDARAH!MPHAHAHAHDA HRMPHADAHUH!?!??!?!?!?

Translation, error: Flyboy wingDINGBEER, IM WITH BEAR KILL, OWN FACE YOUR MOTH- AND CHILD! L4Z0RZ! WITH SKYRIM IN YOUR DEAD CLOTHESONTHESTREET, Unless you can SHOOOT ME?!?!?!??!!?

Engineer: Could y'all help me fix pyro's translater? Maybe fetch me some metal, son?

A 1970 Corvette · 04-30-2012, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodRa1n

Engineer: Could y'all help me fix pyro's translater? Maybe fetch me some metal, son?

We'd need at least three TOBORs worth of Dispenser to fuel that translator! Go fix it yourself!

To Spy: Could you explain how the Diamondback gets Crits from Sappers? There's no direct link...

DudeSonic1 · 04-30-2012, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A 1970 Corvette

We'd need at least three TOBORs worth of Dispenser to fuel that translator! Go fix it yourself!

To Spy: Could you explain how the Diamondback gets Crits from Sappers? There's no direct link...

I tied my other watch to the cable.

Medic: Why do you keep healing enemy spies?

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04-28-2012, 05:56 PM	#2612
iamgoofball Join Date: Mar 2012 Reputation: 25 Posts: 252	Pyro:MMMPH-MMMMMPHPH-STORE! Engineer: He says to go buy it at the Mann. Co Store. To Spy, From Engineer: Why don't you help me when that blasted spy keeps sappin' mah sentry, since you use the darned things?

04-29-2012, 01:12 PM	#2614
iamgoofball Join Date: Mar 2012 Reputation: 25 Posts: 252	Engineer: I doubt you'd know what ta do with it, so no. To Saxton Hale: What do you think of the Versus Saxton Hale mod?

04-29-2012, 02:34 PM	#2615
mista_bojjob Join Date: Oct 2010 Reputation: 6 Posts: 265	Heh, well oi think it's pretty good but that hippie dey use ain't as tough as i REALLY am To Heavy: How did you first come up with the Sandvich recipe (without posting that mlp spoof video)

04-29-2012, 02:42 PM	#2616
Pootsentryhere Join Date: Oct 2011 Reputation: 41 Posts: 306	Mother taught me how to make sandviches. 'Tis all we had to eat in de cold trenches. To Pyro, From Hoovy: Why does little mask man like burning things so much?

04-29-2012, 10:45 PM	#2619
iamgoofball Join Date: Mar 2012 Reputation: 25 Posts: 252	Scout: STOP. BUGGING. ME. ABOUT. TACOS! To Sniper: What's your opinion on Saxton Hale?

04-29-2012, 11:53 PM	#2621
The Medic Join Date: Dec 2010 Reputation: 1151 Posts: 6,679	Because Heavy not have time for bread! To Sniper: Instead of hiding up there, why don't you come down here so we can kill you better?