Responding to a Scammer. IM RICH! - Page 7

Europhoria · 05-01-2012, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ExtraCheesyPie

Ok heres my draft, tell me if I need to change stuff.

Dear Mr. Alverez,

I am very happy to assist you in reclaiming your client's vault,
and highly pleased to hear that I will also recieve some monetary benefit.

I will be very happy to do whatever it takes to retrieve the contents, however,
in the letter you wrote you said that the contents of the vault were kept from the bank. Do you know if there is a estimate of what is inside? Gems? Gold? Or Money?

Thank you for contacting me, and I will keep in touch daily.

_____

I do this right? Maybe act dumber and more spelling errors?

Use Google Translate to translate it into one language after another before translating it back into English.

Snorkel · 05-01-2012, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Europhoria

Use Google Translate to translate it into one language after another before translating it back into English.

Such fun

English -> Chinese -> English -> Japanese -> English -> German -> French -> English =

Quote:

Alverez, Dear Sir,

I look forward to support the restoration of the roof of the customer
I am pleased to learn that to obtain a pecuniary advantage.

Although I am very pleased, at any price to get the content,
Write a letter, you say, the contents of the library of the guard of the bank, if you know the estimated value, if it is in you? Gem? Or? Or have money?

Thank you for contacting me, I would stay in contact every day.

ExtraCheesyPie · 05-01-2012, 07:34 PM

LMAO!

Ok guys, should I use the one above or my original email?

Original:
Translated: ｜｜

Tallies r fun
1st 2 5 w1ns.

Ultima V|RUZ · 05-01-2012, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExtraCheesyPie

LMAO!

Ok guys, should I use the one above or my original email?

Use the awesome mistranslated one! LOL!!!

AsheMan · 05-01-2012, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExtraCheesyPie

LMAO!

Ok guys, should I use the one above or my original email?

Do you even have to ask? The Google translation is better than anyone could even make up.

ExtraCheesyPie · 05-01-2012, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsheMan

Do you even have to ask? The Google translation is better than anyone could even make up.

Da, zat is true.

Fight bad grammar with worse grammar!

Ultima V|RUZ · 05-01-2012, 07:51 PM

Maybe mess with the translator a few times for the best results.

Qrome · 05-01-2012, 08:03 PM

If the mistranslated version seems a bit too much, try this one:

Dear Mr. Alvarez,

I am very happy to help you know your customers satisfied and confident that I get any cash payment.

I will be happy to do whatever it takes to get the material,but a letter that you are say that the contents of the safe at the bank. Do you know an estimate of what's inside? Gems? Or gold? Or money?

Please contact me and I will stay in touch every day.

awes0meaxel2.0 · 05-02-2012, 01:54 AM

Use mine!
English> Spanish> French> English> Esperanto> Latin> English

Dear Mr. Álvarez,

I gladly accepted the help of this convex
And now, rejoicing that I would know the money it receives the benefits.

And that it is to receive the products, but
The sum of the bank, wrote in the letter you said quite well preserved. I do not know what it is worth? Gems? Or? Money?

Read more in me, and daily basis.

MSTRB · 05-02-2012, 02:15 AM

Shoehorn this in -

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Dr.Boo.j2 · 05-02-2012, 02:16 AM

Google translate owns. I remember it translated "get the f*** out of here" litarally to French... and I do mean literally.
Also, shower him with completely unrelated questions.

MSTRB · 05-02-2012, 02:20 AM

Be careful not to make it too obvious you're an elite troll working for the SPUF (Spam Prevention United Federation)

I think a serious well worded reply, with something derp at the end will suffice & lead him on.

ExtraCheesyPie · 05-02-2012, 05:51 PM

Everyones tellingg me different things i cant choose help

05-01-2012, 07:34 PM	#93
ExtraCheesyPie Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Reputation: 131 Posts: 801	LMAO! Ok guys, should I use the one above or my original email? Original: Translated: ｜｜ Tallies r fun 1st 2 5 w1ns. Last edited by ExtraCheesyPie: 05-01-2012 at 07:45 PM.

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05-01-2012, 07:51 PM	#97
Ultima V\|RUZ Volunteer Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Reputation: 5745 Posts: 20,071	Maybe mess with the translator a few times for the best results.

05-01-2012, 08:03 PM	#98
Qrome Join Date: Nov 2011 Reputation: 207 Posts: 265	If the mistranslated version seems a bit too much, try this one: Dear Mr. Alvarez, I am very happy to help you know your customers satisfied and confident that I get any cash payment. I will be happy to do whatever it takes to get the material,but a letter that you are say that the contents of the safe at the bank. Do you know an estimate of what's inside? Gems? Or gold? Or money? Please contact me and I will stay in touch every day.

05-02-2012, 01:54 AM	#99
awes0meaxel2.0 Join Date: Dec 2011 Reputation: 98 Posts: 53	Use mine! English> Spanish> French> English> Esperanto> Latin> English Dear Mr. Álvarez, I gladly accepted the help of this convex And now, rejoicing that I would know the money it receives the benefits. And that it is to receive the products, but The sum of the bank, wrote in the letter you said quite well preserved. I do not know what it is worth? Gems? Or? Money? Read more in me, and daily basis.

05-02-2012, 02:15 AM	#100
MSTRB Join Date: Mar 2011 Reputation: 1018 Posts: 1,744	Shoehorn this in - Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

05-02-2012, 02:16 AM	#101
Dr.Boo.j2 Join Date: Jul 2009 Reputation: 819 Posts: 3,087	Google translate owns. I remember it translated "get the f*** out of here" litarally to French... and I do mean literally. Also, shower him with completely unrelated questions.

05-02-2012, 02:20 AM	#102
MSTRB Join Date: Mar 2011 Reputation: 1018 Posts: 1,744	Be careful not to make it too obvious you're an elite troll working for the SPUF (Spam Prevention United Federation) I think a serious well worded reply, with something derp at the end will suffice & lead him on.

05-02-2012, 05:51 PM	#103
ExtraCheesyPie Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Reputation: 131 Posts: 801	Everyones tellingg me different things i cant choose help