Worst Wepaon Ideas You've Heard/Can think of

[Bralef]

Originally Posted by Jordax142

This ♥♥♥♥head. Whoever made it should be fired out of a cannon.

You know, the Sydney Sleeper was intended by the creator to be a projectile-firing weapon equipped in the secondary slot.

Modelers don't have any say in a weapon's stats. At all.

[Jordax142]

Originally Posted by Apulaite

If only DPS makes your opinion on is a weapon OP or not, see Brass Beast.

Originally Posted by Bralef

You know, the Sydney Sleeper was intended by the creator to be a projectile-firing weapon equipped in the secondary slot.

Modelers don't have any say in a weapon's stats. At all.

I know, it is the stats on this thing which jaratees me off the most.
Sneaking up to a unsuspecting Heavy only for him to turn around and blast you instantly with 432 DPS, which is hilariously broken because it has a nonexistant rev-up is really maddening.
Moreso when they are basking about it.

[Foxzet]

Machina.

/thread

[swade9wade]

That one weapon in the invalid section of steamworks that was targeted towards instant killing anyone with a pony related avatar, spray, or name.

[PresidentReagan]

The Suicide Bomber
Suicidal explosion dealing 1000 damage in a wide area
Innate Charge ability
+50 HP
+1 second respawn time

The Godstopper
Sentry with ability to pierce ubercharge
+150% Range
Can fire at multiple targets at once
-25% build speed

The Spinach Sandvich
Heavy becomes strong like a great sailor man
+250 HP
400% Melee damage
400% movement speed
No Random Critical Hits

The Sluggish Blade of the Scotsman
1000% melee damage
Cannot move without charging
-50% charge rate

[kiriona]

The Flare Jumper
Level 1 Flamethrower
100% damage penalty
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% flare self damage

fire is sooo TFC, man. get with the times pyros!

The Home Runner
Level 1 Scattergun
On hit: 100% chance to slow target
+25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
+25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer

yep. scouts with slowdown who can be one-shot by soldiers and demos and lose 80 health from afterburn. pretty sure no one involved is going to like it.

Master Of Disguise
Level 1 Invis Watch
Cloak Type: Damage Filled
-2 sec cloak duration
On Cloak: All on-wearer effects (bleed, Jarate, etc) removed
While cloaked: +10 HP regenerated per second
Move at the speed of any faster disguise target.

it's a real challenge designing a spy loadout worse than dr. enforcicle, but hopefully this is a good start

The Second Opinion
Level 1 Medi Gun
Can heal 2 targets simultaneously.
ÜberCharge grants 30% higher overheal and critical hit resistance.
-25% ÜberCharge rate
Medic is unaffected by ÜberCharge

is it still more useful than the quick-fix? discuss.

maybe i'll do more later if anyone actually cares

[Kozmo]

Originally Posted by FrozenFireBug

Wepaon
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
No reload necessary
Does not require ammo
1000% slower projectile speed

I'd use it. Let's see them capture the point when it's covered in endless slow-moving rockets!

[Snartleflush]

Originally Posted by Jordax142

What a strange weapon. The only winning move is not to play.

DOHOHOHohoho
that slaps me on the knee

[stamda]

derp
herp
nerp

best wepaon ever

[kiriona]

Originally Posted by FrozenFireBug

Wepaon
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
No reload necessary
Does not require ammo
1000% slower projectile speed

i would use the hell out of any slow rocket launcher

admittedly mostly to fsck around on 2fort or harvest or whatever but still

[Rohacrates]

Originally Posted by LeGigabyte

The Weapon That Never Lets You Win
Damned if you use it
Damned if you don't use it

"The game is rigged, but you cannot lose if you do not play"