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#16 |
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Phds are basically minimum wage jobs. They pay you a tiny stipend, give you a room to sleep in, and let you use the library in exchange for teaching classes of bored freshman students.
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#17 |
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I never said that it was a high paying thing, only that it doesn't cost you money (especially if you were to get your degree in a dead-end town in the Midwest. Hypothetically speaking of course.)
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#18 |
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Claim you solve practical problems then get into a silly fight with an engineer on the enemy team.
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#19 |
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I have the same problem, except I'm becoming the Civilian; slightly overweight, and I assault whippersnappers on my lawn with an umbrella.
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#21 |
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I'm like the soldier because I'm from the midwest and have never actually been in the military.
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#22 |
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You're not an Engineer unless you have a sentry gun and a dispenser.
Currently you're a Soldier with a rifle instead of a rocket launcher. |
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#23 |
![]() Join Date: Jun 2012
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Start shooting any french you see.
You can never be too sure with those sappers.... Also,builde twin vulcan machineguns on your fridge,on your tv,and on every possible electrodomestic ♥♥♥♥ you have.BY WRENCHING THEM WITH HUGE OVERSCALED WRENCHES |
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#24 |
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Definately build a real sentry that only shoots people who dress in a specific color scheme.
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#25 |
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> Is an Engineer
> Owns gun > OH MAH GAWD I'M DUH ENGI I don't get it. This is like me saying I'm the spy because I smoke and I find it fun to sneak up on people. |
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#26 |
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Reputation: 91
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#27 |
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