Noob logic for smart things in TF2

[Simian_]

Smack teammates with the wrench because the "thud" sounds cool.

[Icecubes]

I should use the Sticky Bomb Launcher, its bombs look cooler.
I hated "Highlander", so I'm not gonna use the Eyelander.
I'm a vegetarian, so I'm not gonna eat the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.
The Diamondback? Ehh, I'm not too fond of baseball, I'll pass...

[joe_of_bree]

I should use the neon annihilation on 2fort because these barns really could use a touch of modern design!

A lot of people are misunderstanding the point of this thread.

[Happy Fun Ball]

I should use my airblast to send that rocket back to the soldier because he might be low on ammo and he needs it more than I do.

[Calvinandhobbes]

Originally Posted by phai3838

-I should airblast that burning teammate because they will got blasted away if they're a burning spy
-I should not run into that train because it'll bring me to another map. I want to play on this map.
-As a scout, I should flank and ambush the enemy team rather than running straightly into them so I can do my job correctly(scouting)




Did you seriously just make a tl;dr version for an answer of this length?

Better to be safe with the intelligence demonstrated by most ITT so far.

[Alexander Bell]

ITT: People completely misunderstanding the thread.

[dylstew]

Originally Posted by Calvinandhobbes

Let's get some things straight, guys. Here's how ya do it: Think of a good (experienced) action that a knowledgeable player would do. Now, take that action and describe it according to the logic of a newb.

tl;dr: reason out good things like a dummy would.

Yeah it seems like most people didn't really understand that.

[Greener223224]

I should use my Ubersaw in Medieval mode cause my Amputator was traded so I need a substitute weapon for the time being, plus the tauntkill can go through the gate.
Best kill I ever got on that server was a Spinal Tap tauntkill. The dude just freaked out when I did that.

[Dr Peelz]

I should give my sandvich to my medic because I don't need the carbs.

[HerrMedic]

I shouldn't play Sniper or Spy because nobody will be able to see my cool hats.

I should capture the enemy intelligence because it will make my team smarter.

That BLU Medic thinks they're so cool with their blue glow. I'll switch to Medic and show him my RED glow. That'll teach him.

[TheLastTemplar]

I should fire rockets at my enemies' feet so I don't blow up their hats and lose the chance at picking them up.

[goldnuts]

I should use Gloves of Running Urgently because they have flames on them, so I'll look cooler

[goldnuts]

Originally Posted by Happy Fun Ball

I should use my airblast to send that rocket back to the soldier because he might be low on ammo and he needs it more than I do.

Bahahah

[enlong]

I should prioritize shooting Merasmus because I HATE WIZARDS!

[TheLemonGod]

I should use the Baby Face's Blaster from long range because the extra accuracy makes it a sniper rifle