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Old 08-22-2016, 03:05 AM   #1
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PYRO IS A MALE! (with proof)

I decided to read all TF2 comics and I saw this! All classes are mercenaries and in the comic it shows them. Pyro is a male. Unless he magicly (merasmus) changed gender by time. (since the picture is from old times when they hired them)



http://imgur.com/a/yH6Cb
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Old 08-25-2016, 03:25 PM   #2
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All this proves is that the original pyro was male, not the current one.
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Old 08-25-2016, 06:58 PM   #3
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TIL Heavy used to be black, Demoman used to be white, that Engineer and Pyro shrunk, and that Medic actually got younger(and gained hair) as he aged.
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Old 08-28-2016, 11:32 PM   #4
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Personally I'm just glad he didn't link to Game Theory
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Old 08-29-2016, 04:28 PM   #5
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Fools.

Pyro is neither male nor female, and also both.

This is because the pyro is actually a mass of squirrels stuffed into a rubber suit. Since some squirrels are male and some are female, simple designations of sex are not applicable.
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Old 09-05-2016, 11:38 AM   #6
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TIL Heavy used to be black, Demoman used to be white, that Engineer and Pyro shrunk, and that Medic actually got younger(and gained hair) as he aged.
But they are explanable:
Heavy- He was in Siberia in comics (or some cold place) maybe in the black picture he got sunburned and it can pass away in non sunny places.

Maybe Demoman decided to live in Afrika for 2-3 years.

Engineer/Pyro - A- People get smaller as they get older. B- The pictures can be taken from different angles. So it might be an illusion.

Medic - He is a freaking medic. He can do botox or something on himself and could color his hair to black. Tadaa. Back to youngness.

Pyro- There is no chance of a gender changing, unless, MERASMUS!
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Old 09-05-2016, 11:57 AM   #7
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If you have to be that selective about what information you allow and don't allow, there's probably something wrong.

Let's summarise!

Your argument:
Pyro is male, heavy gets sunburnt easily, demo lived in Africa for a few years, Engi and pyro are ing 80 years old - or abuse camera angles in a way that NONE OF THE OTHERS WERE DOING, Medic regularly uses plastic surgery but god forbid he gives pyro a sex change.

Everyone else's argument:
They're different people


Which one is more likely?

Oh, and by your logic, Redmond and Blutarch both merged into Saxton Hale. - That's what's in the picture!
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Old 09-05-2016, 12:02 PM   #8
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If you have to be that selective about what information you allow and don't allow, there's probably something wrong.

Let's summarise!

Your argument:
Pyro is male, heavy gets sunburnt easily, demo lived in Africa for a few years, Engi and pyro are ing 80 years old - or abuse camera angles in a way that NONE OF THE OTHERS WERE DOING, Medic regularly uses plastic surgery but god forbid he gives pyro a sex change.

Everyone else's argument:
They're different people


Which one is more likely?

Oh, and by your logic, Redmond and Blutarch both merged into Saxton Hale. - That's what's in the picture!
Saxton is our host. The mannliest host in the planet.
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Old 09-08-2016, 05:25 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by MysticTheMeeM View Post
If you have to be that selective about what information you allow and don't allow, there's probably something wrong.

Let's summarise!

Your argument:
Pyro is male, heavy gets sunburnt easily, demo lived in Africa for a few years, Engi and pyro are ing 80 years old - or abuse camera angles in a way that NONE OF THE OTHERS WERE DOING, Medic regularly uses plastic surgery but god forbid he gives pyro a sex change.

Everyone else's argument:
They're different people


Which one is more likely?

Oh, and by your logic, Redmond and Blutarch both merged into Saxton Hale. - That's what's in the picture!
This made me laugh a tad too much.

And yes, they're different people. Redmond and Blutarch aged a LOT since that photo, so yeah.
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Old 12-11-2016, 04:00 PM   #10
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Pyro is a guy, because I'm sick and tired of Valve abusing that punchline.
That whole joke just ran itself completely dry at this point.
They even made the TFC pyro from a guy, into a girl.
I feel like that Team Fortress is butchered.
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