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09-23-2008, 04:27 PM
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101 impractical uses for the ASHPD
Just list every pointless yet amusing use for the portal gun you can!
1. Create a simulated game of whack-a-mole 2. Create a perpetual motion machine- just add stairs (and a slinky) |
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09-23-2008, 04:42 PM
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3. Create a never ending supply of soda. Just make a portal where it flows from like Mickey Ds and put another one on the side of the pool.
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09-23-2008, 04:44 PM
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4. One portal on wall next too you, one portal inside of fridge. (Easy access to whatever you drink)
5. One portal on chair seat, one portal on toilet seat. (great for those addicted wow players) |
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09-23-2008, 05:25 PM
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6) Portal on back of car/bike/horse/enemy, portal at the bottom of the sea
7) Shower curtain 8) Extremely water efficient shower (place grate on floor to keep user from falling and add infinity loop) 9) Fun with physics teachers |
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09-23-2008, 05:35 PM
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10. Taunt younger sibling with cake bouncing between two side-by-side portals.
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09-23-2008, 06:03 PM
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11. Instant cat toy.
12. Peeping tom's favorite assistant! |
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09-23-2008, 06:05 PM
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13.Reaching those high shelves just got easier. plop a portal in the right place and reach your arm in... |
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09-23-2008, 06:08 PM
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14) Bake a portal pizza (cover closed portal with tomato sauce, cheese, and your choice of toppings before baking it for 15 minutes or so at however many degrees)
It says impractical. ----------------------- 15) Show somebody your 'Tardis.' You know, a spaceship/time machine which 'is bigger on the inside' and can 'go to any point in the four dimensional universe' in a flash of blue (or maybe orange) light. Last edited by am3930 : 09-23-2008 at 06:33 PM. |
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09-23-2008, 06:33 PM
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15. Have the quickest route to and from work/school/TacoBell
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09-23-2008, 06:39 PM
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16. Place portal on side of high rise. Toss pennies through.
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09-23-2008, 06:41 PM
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09-23-2008, 07:22 PM
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They always land on all four feet. No, they always LAND. |
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09-23-2008, 08:57 PM
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17. have quick access to Disney World!!
18. Go to pairs once and go get fresh food every day! |
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09-24-2008, 12:56 AM
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19. shooting two portals on the ground and just sleeping on nothing but gravity
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09-24-2008, 06:39 AM
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And come to think of it there's a problem with number 3. Fountain machines don't carry real soda. Last edited by am3930 : 09-24-2008 at 08:22 AM. |
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