Originally Posted by Wolfrip_Sixshot
I like the bit where batman gets a bionic leg that can kick through walls but he fails to use it in any of his fights even when hes getting his butt kicked.
I also like the part where all the cops are charging the convicts who are armed with tanks and AK 47's yet the convicts decide to have a fist fight with the cops instead.
I also love the part where batman never uses his gadgets and resorts to fist fighting everyone rocky style.
It is epic that batman got "played" into creating the means for a super bomb then gives away its location after jumping the bones of the first women to come along after moping over his one true love for 7 years and that without him gotham city would of been fine.
I also fine it funny that the main villian escaped a prison because they "feared death" yet were willing to "kill themselves" to get revenge for the death of their father when they hated their father. Makes perfect sence!!!
Batman teaches us that broken spines can be fixed by being punched in the back.
A bomb is about to go off in a few hours yet Batman finds the time to paint a bat signal on the side of a bridge using gasolean giving away the advantage of surprise to his enemies who didn't even know he was back in the city. Truly Epic!
Your in some desert village on the other side of the ocean with no money, no money in your bank, no id, no passport and no phone. Somehow you manage to get back to america and into the completely locked down city of gotham thats guarded by the us military. Right...
All the bridges in gotham get blown up. 5 mins later they are still standing. eh?
Death by Exile!
I brought some +rep for you.
C'mon, take it while it's hot.