Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but I now have confirmation of who G-Man really is!

Mr. Saturn · 11-05-2009, 01:24 AM

Spoilers naturally. Can you handle it? CAN YOU HANDLE THIS KIND OF INFO CAUSE GUESS WHAT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU CAN.

BUT I LOVE YOU SO I WILL TELL YOU ANYWAYS. I want to first show you the clip of the game he appeared in BEFORE Half Life started:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAWxw0wmeNQ

The revelation occurs shortly after :10.

That's right. Thaaaats right. G-man actually stands for "Goldman."

"G-man's" secret agenda? This whole time?

TO PROTECT THE LOYLFE CYCOL!

I hope this info doesn't detract from everyone playing and enjoying Half Life Episode 3 as that will be a good game in it's own right. I just thought it was time I shared this info. It's getting dark. The bloodloss is great. The wounds severe. I was lucky to manage to type this up before all my bullet wounds from VALVe's turrets and sentries ripped me apart.

I am dead now.

/ded

The Free Man · 11-05-2009, 02:07 AM

Hell, +rep for you buddy I got a laugh out of this.

Boff · 11-05-2009, 03:49 AM

wooooaaahh that's some bad voice acting +rep

ben583 · 11-05-2009, 04:41 AM

Heh, I always loved how Goldman said "loyf cycle"

L. Power · 11-05-2009, 05:25 AM

Sorry for you, but G-man is not his real name. It's just the name of his model in lack of a better one.

andyg85 · 11-05-2009, 05:55 AM

Smithers I want this man killed

MADDOGGE · 11-05-2009, 06:07 AM

OMG and I thought I had heard some bad voice actors in my life. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

+rep for a good laugh

Gordon He-Man · 11-05-2009, 12:16 PM

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1238157980..._explosion.gif

10/BOOOMS!!!

Inspector Jones · 11-05-2009, 12:23 PM

I don't wanna die!

Sir Go-l-d...

Flamov · 11-05-2009, 02:00 PM

This is too funny. Props.

youknow · 11-05-2009, 03:07 PM

"It's as if they are inviting me IN!!!"

Mr. Saturn · 11-05-2009, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L. Power

Sorry for you, but G-man is not his real name. It's just the name of his model in lack of a better one.

I'm fully aware of what I am doing, can't you see?!

The Free Man · 11-05-2009, 03:29 PM

On par with the original Resident Evil 1 voice acting.

Mr. Saturn · 11-05-2009, 03:48 PM

Now now now now, let's not go there Free Man.

I mean, nothing can top, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T, GOOOOOOOO!" or the ever infamous Albert and Barry exchange in the final lab.

Neveos · 11-05-2009, 04:13 PM

I love that game

11-05-2009, 01:24 AM	#1
Mr. Saturn Join Date: Aug 2009 Reputation: 42 Posts: 98	Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but I now have confirmation of who G-Man really is! Spoilers naturally. Can you handle it? CAN YOU HANDLE THIS KIND OF INFO CAUSE GUESS WHAT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU CAN. BUT I LOVE YOU SO I WILL TELL YOU ANYWAYS. I want to first show you the clip of the game he appeared in BEFORE Half Life started: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAWxw0wmeNQ The revelation occurs shortly after :10. That's right. Thaaaats right. G-man actually stands for "Goldman." "G-man's" secret agenda? This whole time? TO PROTECT THE LOYLFE CYCOL! I hope this info doesn't detract from everyone playing and enjoying Half Life Episode 3 as that will be a good game in it's own right. I just thought it was time I shared this info. It's getting dark. The bloodloss is great. The wounds severe. I was lucky to manage to type this up before all my bullet wounds from VALVe's turrets and sentries ripped me apart. I am dead now. /ded

11-05-2009, 04:41 AM	#4
ben583 Join Date: Dec 2005 Reputation: 4 Posts: 1,077	Heh, I always loved how Goldman said "loyf cycle" Last edited by ben583 : 11-05-2009 at 04:44 AM.

11-05-2009, 12:23 PM	#9
Inspector Jones Join Date: Sep 2007 Reputation: 218 Posts: 1,997	I don't wanna die! Sir Go-l-d... Last edited by Inspector Jones : 11-05-2009 at 12:26 PM.

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11-05-2009, 02:07 AM	#2
The Free Man Join Date: Jun 2006 Reputation: 11 Posts: 201	Hell, +rep for you buddy I got a laugh out of this.

11-05-2009, 03:49 AM	#3
Boff Join Date: Aug 2005 Reputation: 61 Posts: 1,685	wooooaaahh that's some bad voice acting +rep

11-05-2009, 05:25 AM	#5
L. Power Join Date: May 2009 Reputation: 7 Posts: 727	Sorry for you, but G-man is not his real name. It's just the name of his model in lack of a better one.

11-05-2009, 05:55 AM	#6
andyg85 Join Date: Jun 2006 Reputation: 5 Posts: 388	Smithers I want this man killed

11-05-2009, 06:07 AM	#7
MADDOGGE Join Date: Jan 2008 Reputation: 328 Posts: 4,040	OMG and I thought I had heard some bad voice actors in my life. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. +rep for a good laugh

11-05-2009, 12:16 PM	#8
Gordon He-Man Join Date: Aug 2005 Reputation: 100 Posts: 671	http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1238157980..._explosion.gif 10/BOOOMS!!!

11-05-2009, 02:00 PM	#10
Flamov Join Date: Nov 2006 Reputation: 241 Posts: 1,334	This is too funny. Props.

11-05-2009, 03:07 PM	#11
youknow Join Date: Sep 2008 Reputation: 8 Posts: 648	"It's as if they are inviting me IN!!!"

11-05-2009, 03:29 PM	#13
The Free Man Join Date: Jun 2006 Reputation: 11 Posts: 201	On par with the original Resident Evil 1 voice acting.

11-05-2009, 03:48 PM	#14
Mr. Saturn Join Date: Aug 2009 Reputation: 42 Posts: 98	Now now now now, let's not go there Free Man. I mean, nothing can top, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T, GOOOOOOOO!" or the ever infamous Albert and Barry exchange in the final lab.

11-05-2009, 04:13 PM	#15
Neveos Join Date: Mar 2009 Reputation: 100 Posts: 833	I love that game