Ask a TF2 Character a Question.

[Cooper Kid]

Originally Posted by Phoenix9000

To Heavy: When's the last time you used that shotgun of yours?

OM NOM NOM ... I am sorry, what did you say?

To the Heavy: He said "when's the last time you used that shotgun of yours?"

[BloodRa1n]

Originally Posted by Cooper Kid

OM NOM NOM ... I am sorry, what did you say?

To the Heavy: He said "when's the last time you used that shotgun of yours?"

*eating edibles and shotguns off of a conveyor belt* eef secondary....five seconds ago!

To Medic: DOCTOR! ARE YOU SURE OBAMA WAS A GOOD PRESIDENT?

[iamgoofball]

The Administrator: Miss Pauling! Wipe that oversized lump of sandwiches's memory again. He seems to have gotten into the Engineer's time machine again. He might find out about more advanced guns, and cause Saxton Hale to cause us to lose a very good, albeit very dumb mercenary.

To Miss Pauling: Remind me, why did we let the Engineer build time machines again?

[A 1970 Corvette]

Originally Posted by iamgoofball

To Miss Pauling: Remind me, why did we let the Engineer build time machines again?

That one project. Remember? With Abraham Lincoln?

To Spy, Heavy and Demoman: What do you think about not getting Grordborts weapons so far?

[gbindahouse]

Originally Posted by A 1970 Corvette

That one project. Remember? With Abraham Lincoln?

To Spy, Heavy and Demoman: What do you think about not getting Grordborts weapons so far?

Spy: Oh please, like I need stupid space junk to kill *rolls eyes*
Heavy: Hmm, Sasha could do with rest, that Tomislav is naughty gun.
Demoman: pfff, dem bloody lasers dinnae haud a candle tae a stickybomb launcher!
Sniper: Oi! You forgot me you big headed, fruit shop owner!
Spy: No one cares about you Sniper!
Heavy: Who listens to tiny man who stays away from fight?
Demoman: You're a damn camper!
Sniper: *emotional crit* That's it, you are all taking a shot to the head *picks up machina and grins wickedly*

To (Sniper's) Dad, from Sniper himself: Dad, what's your bloody obsession with me being a doctor? I mean, I know a doctor and I reckon his head ain't on right!

[BloodRa1n]

Originally Posted by gbindahouse

Spy: Oh please, like I need stupid space junk to kill *rolls eyes*
Heavy: Hmm, Sasha could do with rest, that Tomislav is naughty gun.
Demoman: pfff, dem bloody lasers dinnae haud a candle tae a stickybomb launcher!
Sniper: Oi! You forgot me you big headed, fruit shop owner!
Spy: No one cares about you Sniper!
Heavy: Who listens to tiny man who stays away from fight?
Demoman: You're a damn camper!
Sniper: *emotional crit* That's it, you are all taking a shot to the head *picks up machina and grins wickedly*

To (Sniper's) Dad, from Sniper himself: Dad, what's your bloody obsession with me being a doctor? I mean, I know a doctor and I reckon his head ain't on right!

Well maybe a Doctor is a more respectable job than a CRAZED GUNMAN!!!

To Sniper:Why Won't you just get a real job?!?!?!

[Manpersonguy]

Originally Posted by BloodRa1n

Well maybe a Doctor is a more respectable job than a CRAZED GUNMAN!!!

To Sniper:Why Won't you just get a real job?!?!?!

Sniper is a good job though. wait. Didn't I go through this already?

To scout: How come the FaN has no knockback when your standing still, even though it launches enemies forward? Considering newtons 3rd law, seems kinda impossible.

[Cooper Kid]

Originally Posted by Manpersonguy

Sniper is a good job though. wait. Didn't I go through this already?

To scout: How come the FaN has no knockback when your standing still, even though it launches enemies forward? Considering newtons 3rd law, seems kinda impossible.

Easy, I'm bracing against it. First-year physics, bro.

To the Soldier wearing the All-Father: Get a haircut, hippie!

[Sticks3806]

Originally Posted by Cooper Kid

Easy, I'm bracing against it. First-year physics, bro.

To the Soldier wearing the All-Father: Get a haircut, hippie!

Soldier: *Comes up to you uncomfortably close to the point his beard is rubbing in your face*
"No."
*Pulls off helmet revealing Battle Bob Haircut He takes up a Conscientious Objector and beats you over the head repeatedly then runs off to join a rally*

(Because the answer to my last question wasn't sufficient.)
To Engineer: How's it feel to get those snazzy Texan cowboy chaps AND now be the fifth member to own the Tufort Toothkickers? That's two new items in one day for you!

[Teleportalist]

Originally Posted by Sticks3806

Soldier: *Comes up to you uncomfortably close to the point his beard is rubbing in your face*
"No."
*Pulls off helmet revealing Battle Bob Haircut that falls over his eyes then comes up swinging his shovel into your face!*

(Because the answer to my last question wasn't sufficient.)
To Engineer: How's it feel to get those snazzy Texan cowboy chaps AND now be the fifth member to own the Tufort Toothkickers? That's two new items in one day for you!

Hell, they look good, but they ain't no gun. I need to talk to mann co, son. I'll be back in a bit.

To the Sniper: Seriously, what is your favorite target? Like, one in specific? You've told us about your first target being blocked by a bloody fruit shop and it's owner. What was your FAVORITE target?

[gbindahouse]

Originally Posted by Teleportalist

Hell, they look good, but they ain't no gun. I need to talk to mann co, son. I'll be back in a bit.

To the Sniper: Seriously, what is your favorite target? Like, one in specific? You've told us about your first target being blocked by a bloody fruit shop and it's owner. What was your FAVORITE target?

My favourite ought ta be a school bully when I was a kid. I swear, his head was so thick, I planted 10 bullets into him from a mere 50 metres and he STILL couldn't get that I was shooting 'im! I broke into hysterics when he tried to hit nearby people thinking they did it!

To Pyro: How is my Huntsman still in working order in spite of you puffing fire at the tip so many times?

[Cooper Kid]

Originally Posted by gbindahouse

To Pyro: How is my Huntsman still in working order in spite of you puffing fire at the tip so many times?

Pyro: Mmph hudda hudda mmmmph, hudda mmph!

Engie: I should clarify that for ya son; the bow itself's coated in asbestos, keeps it lookin' nice even after a good roasting.


To pretty much everyone: Why don't you all wear asbestos-lined suits, like the Pyro?

P.S. 500th post yay

[sshotz]

Originally Posted by Cooper Kid

To pretty much everyone: Why don't you all wear asbestos-lined suits, like the Pyro?

Scout: Are you kidding me? That thing would weigh me down!
Soldier: THIS IS WAR, SON. I WILL NOT BE EATING ASPARAGUS ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
Demoman: I wouldn't have a place to put my explosives with that think suit.
Heavy: Asbestos not good for Heavy.
Engineer: I agree with Scout. The darn thing would weight me down. I can sit back and relax, knowing that the enemy Pyro would have a run-in with my machine.
Medic: I HAVE NO IDURR.
Sniper: Well, with all the sitting around in the sun I do, I'd probably burn up despite the fact that the suit would be lined with asbestos.
Spy: Eeeeugh.

To Soldier: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

[gbindahouse]

Originally Posted by sshotz

Scout: Are you kidding me? That thing would weigh me down!
Soldier: THIS IS WAR, SON. I WILL NOT BE EATING ASPARAGUS ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
Demoman: I wouldn't have a place to put my explosives with that think suit.
Heavy: Asbestos not good for Heavy.
Engineer: I agree with Scout. The darn thing would weight me down. I can sit back and relax, knowing that the enemy Pyro would have a run-in with my machine.
Medic: I HAVE NO IDURR.
Sniper: Well, with all the sitting around in the sun I do, I'd probably burn up despite the fact that the suit would be lined with asbestos.
Spy: Eeeeugh.

To Soldier: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

SOLDIER: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE YELLING ABOUT PRIVATE! STOP WITH THE LOUD NOISES!!

To Engineer: With the time that you spend setting up your sentry and guarding intel, have you ever grown bored and just peeked inside it?

[Marshazzle]

Originally Posted by gbindahouse

SOLDIER: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE YELLING ABOUT PRIVATE! STOP WITH THE LOUD NOISES!!

To Engineer: With the time that you spend setting up your sentry and guarding intel, have you ever grown bored and just peeked inside it?

Engi: Nope.

Demoman: Y U SO BLACK?