Ask a TF2 Character a Question.

[Cooper Kid]

Originally Posted by Marshazzle

Demoman: Y U SO BLACK?

That's racist, ye snivvelin' sassenach!

To the spy: Y U SO FRENCH?

[BloodRa1n]

Originally Posted by Cooper Kid

That's racist, ye snivvelin' sassenach!

To the spy: Y U SO FRENCH?

Because I was born and raised in FRANCE you raceest worm!

To Scout: How would you feel if I told you your mother was over at my mansion yesterday?

[Mersopolis]

Originally Posted by BloodRa1n

Because I was born and raised in FRANCE you raceest worm!

To Scout: How would you feel if I told you your mother was over at my mansion yesterday?

I'd feel angry enough to rip out your small intestine and jump rope with it.

To Spy: What does your face look like?

[DudeSonic1]

Originally Posted by Mersopolis

I'd feel angry enough to rip out your small intestine and jump rope with it.

To Spy: What does your face look like?

French toast.

To Soldier: What is your most exciting war story?

[BloodRa1n]

Originally Posted by DudeSonic1

French toast.

To Soldier: What is your most exciting war story?

In 1951 I leaped into the middle of a N@zi rally and began spraying hot lead across that damned crowd. Then using the money salvaged from the corpses after they're mass retreat, purchased a man's skull which I then used to stuff his house full of explosives and blow up the enemy spies disguised as police attempting to break into his house! And after that I began blasting those forces from the rooftop until my truck rolled down the hill and crashed into the building I was standing on!

To Engineer: What's your most exicting story from the battlefield?

[Sticks3806]

Originally Posted by BloodRa1n

In 1951 I leaped into the middle of a N@zi rally and began spraying hot lead across that damned crowd. Then using the money salvaged from the corpses after they're mass retreat, purchased a man's skull which I then used to stuff his house full of explosives and blow up the enemy spies disguised as police attempting to break into his house! And after that I began blasting those forces from the rooftop until my truck rolled down the hill and crashed into the building I was standing on!

To Engineer: What's your most exicting story from the battlefield?

Engineer: Heh, shucks son, I ain't one ah them types for sharin' stories 'bout the battle field, you wanna hear a tale? Talk ta pyro...he could talk ya ear off. But if ya insist on hearing a story from me, I'd say it was when me and the doc had a more 'intellectual battle' of sorts over his fancy smancy Medigun and my dispenser concernin' which one a 'em did the job better...don't reckon we still have come to an agreement over that, But if you ask me, my lil dispenser buddy prepares ya better for the battle field, givin' you both health and ammo. Just don't tell doc.

To Heavy: Don't give up Heavy! Here take this...uh...Lucky...uhm... Toss-Proof Towel! Yeah that's it! Try it on big guy and tell us, what do you think of it?

[BloodRa1n]

Originally Posted by Sticks3806

Engineer: Heh, shucks son, I ain't one ah them types for sharin' stories 'bout the battle field, you wanna hear a tale? Talk ta pyro...he could talk ya ear off. But if ya insist on hearing a story from me, I'd say it was when me and the doc had a more 'intellectual battle' of sorts over his fancy smancy Medigun and my dispenser concernin' which one a 'em did the job better...don't reckon we still have come to an agreement over that, But if you ask me, my lil dispenser buddy prepares ya better for the battle field, givin' you both health and ammo. Just don't tell doc.

To Heavy: Don't give up Heavy! Here take this...uh...Lucky...uhm... Toss-Proof Towel! Yeah that's it! Try it on big guy and tell us, what do you think of it?

Eez nice for keeping cool, during boxing tournament, da?

To Scout: Why eez scout wearing leetle girl's college shirt?

[A 1970 Corvette]

Originally Posted by BloodRa1n

Eez nice for keeping cool, during boxing tournament, da?

To Scout: Why eez scout wearing leetle girl's college shirt?

Dat's not a girl's shirt!

Oh...

...I'M GONNA KILL DAT HALE GUY!

To Spy: I cut up ya Fedora and made a new hat outta it! How's that feel?

[gbindahouse]

Originally Posted by A 1970 Corvette

To Spy: I cut up ya Fedora and made a new hat outta it! How's that feel?

*puts on a new fedora* Eh, zat vas Heavy's Capo capper anyways.

Heavy: WHAT?!?!?! SCOUT RUIN MY HAT?! *spins up minigun*

To Soldier: What was your occupation before being "drafted" into the army?

[Mersopolis]

Originally Posted by gbindahouse

*puts on a new fedora* Eh, zat vas Heavy's Capo capper anyways.

Heavy: WHAT?!?!?! SCOUT RUIN MY HAT?! *spins up minigun*

To Soldier: What was your occupation before being "drafted" into the army?

Soldier: I used to study the ancient art of war, as invented and perfected by Sun Tzu... Maggot...

To Pyro: What do you look like? Please type your answer, don't say it.

[iamgoofball]

Pyro:uidufhehh.

Engineer: Yeah, I forgot to tell ya, Pyro here doesn't really know how to type, so he mashes random buttons.

To The Scout, From Engineer: What is it with you and those darned dispensers?

EDIT: 100th post! WOOHOO! Time for a celebration.

CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

[Cooper Kid]

Originally Posted by iamgoofball

To The Scout, From Engineer: What is it with you and those darned dispensers?

I got four words for ya pal.


To the Medic: Why bother wearing an Otolaryngologist's Mirror or a Surgeon's Stethoscope when you've got a perfectly good Medigun with you?

[sboles66]

Originally Posted by Cooper Kid

I got four words for ya pal.


To the Medic: Why bother wearing an Otolaryngologist's Mirror or a Surgeon's Stethoscope when you've got a perfectly good Medigun with you?

I HAVE NO IDEA
Hahahaha, ze looks are just as rewarding as ze healing!

To heavy
Is ze hurting as rewarding as ze healing?

[Mersopolis]

Originally Posted by sboles66

I HAVE NO IDEA
Hahahaha, ze looks are just as rewarding as ze healing!

To heavy
Is ze hurting as rewarding as ze healing?

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Demoman: Why is it that sometimes you kill yourself more than the enemy?

[iamgoofball]

Demoman: I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse!

Secure my question.