Aperture Science Facebook [Advertising]

mastado · 01-30-2011, 07:23 PM

Hi everybody.

You know the Aperture Science Facebook page? This one.
I run that page. I put myself at risk by telling you this but, it's come to the time where I need help.

It's been over three years on lest tan 3 hours of game. I don't want to give up, because, well, It's been OVER THREE YEARS, and the page has over 17,000 fans (compared to the other 30-or-so pages with between 0-200 fans). I'm a dreamer. And personally, I have a dream to make Aperture real. I have such a deep, undying love for this company that i'd do just about anything for it- nothing's gonna me me give it up.

I've been trying to contact Valve for months now, but no response. I'd just guess that they write it off as "fanmail- not to be taken seriously."
So in the meantime, I've established a small design firm (of about 5 or six people) and I intend to make things to send to valve (keep an eye out for a Radio thread, that's coming soon), if things go as hoped, Valve won't just rip our hearts out. Least Valve isn't evil...

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PhamousVegas · 01-30-2011, 07:26 PM

Mind = Blown...
That's really all I can say.

01-30-2011, 07:27 PM

you're going to make a portal gun?

l4nd0fc0nfu510n · 01-30-2011, 07:48 PM

What?

Xia · 01-30-2011, 07:53 PM

Well, whatever.

But if ever one day you decide to build a giant super computer to try and run your business for you and you end up all dying from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning or something of the sort; I'll be here. Laughing at your failure.

01-30-2011, 07:58 PM

♥♥♥♥ that, i'll be here to steal your portalgun

thoreau · 01-30-2011, 08:24 PM

There is a chance the OP is not 100% mentally stable.

Just sayin'

01-30-2011, 08:42 PM

op, don't abandon us

we want to hear more about your spiral into insanity

youknow · 01-30-2011, 08:52 PM

I don't understand.

Sirhc Nacnud · 01-30-2011, 08:58 PM

I recommend getting some sleep.

AngelinaCarmen · 01-30-2011, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mastado

it's come to the time where I need help.

I think we can all agree there

Shadoww0lf · 01-30-2011, 10:42 PM

You guys are a shower curtain company.

Flurgorg · 01-30-2011, 11:02 PM

I thought he just meant a game company called Aperture Science which he hopes to eventually work with Valve, but does he mean making a company that is actually like the fictional Aperture Science?

chaplain_wu · 01-30-2011, 11:27 PM

lame bot ftw

Rkade · 01-30-2011, 11:30 PM

Just "keep an eye out for a Radio thread, that's coming soon", guys

01-30-2011, 07:23 PM	#1
mastado Join Date: Jan 2011 Reputation: 15 Posts: 273	Aperture Science Facebook [Advertising] Hi everybody. You know the Aperture Science Facebook page? This one. I run that page. I put myself at risk by telling you this but, it's come to the time where I need help. It's been over three years on lest tan 3 hours of game. I don't want to give up, because, well, It's been OVER THREE YEARS, and the page has over 17,000 fans (compared to the other 30-or-so pages with between 0-200 fans). I'm a dreamer. And personally, I have a dream to make Aperture real. I have such a deep, undying love for this company that i'd do just about anything for it- nothing's gonna me me give it up. I've been trying to contact Valve for months now, but no response. I'd just guess that they write it off as "fanmail- not to be taken seriously." So in the meantime, I've established a small design firm (of about 5 or six people) and I intend to make things to send to valve (keep an eye out for a Radio thread, that's coming soon), if things go as hoped, Valve won't just rip our hearts out. Least Valve isn't evil... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Last edited by mastado: 01-30-2011 at 08:12 PM.

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01-30-2011, 07:26 PM	#2
PhamousVegas Join Date: Aug 2010 Reputation: 262 Posts: 3,175	Mind = Blown... That's really all I can say.

01-30-2011, 07:27 PM	#3
Kahrandras Guest Posts: n/a	you're going to make a portal gun?

01-30-2011, 07:48 PM	#4
l4nd0fc0nfu510n Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Reputation: 2344 Posts: 779	What?

01-30-2011, 07:53 PM	#5
Xia Join Date: Apr 2010 Reputation: 697 Posts: 903	Well, whatever. But if ever one day you decide to build a giant super computer to try and run your business for you and you end up all dying from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning or something of the sort; I'll be here. Laughing at your failure.

01-30-2011, 07:58 PM	#6
Kahrandras Guest Posts: n/a	♥♥♥♥ that, i'll be here to steal your portalgun

01-30-2011, 08:24 PM	#7
thoreau Join Date: Sep 2009 Reputation: 349 Posts: 170	There is a chance the OP is not 100% mentally stable. Just sayin'

01-30-2011, 08:42 PM	#8
Kahrandras Guest Posts: n/a	op, don't abandon us we want to hear more about your spiral into insanity

01-30-2011, 08:52 PM	#9
youknow Join Date: Sep 2008 Reputation: 496 Posts: 1,870	I don't understand.

01-30-2011, 08:58 PM	#10
Sirhc Nacnud Join Date: Aug 2008 Reputation: 1128 Posts: 104	I recommend getting some sleep.

01-30-2011, 10:42 PM	#12
Shadoww0lf Join Date: Aug 2004 Reputation: 1288 Posts: 6,143	You guys are a shower curtain company.

01-30-2011, 11:02 PM	#13
Flurgorg Join Date: Feb 2010 Reputation: 1681 Posts: 536	I thought he just meant a game company called Aperture Science which he hopes to eventually work with Valve, but does he mean making a company that is actually like the fictional Aperture Science?

01-30-2011, 11:27 PM	#14
chaplain_wu Join Date: Aug 2003 Reputation: 727 Posts: 3,268	lame bot ftw

01-30-2011, 11:30 PM	#15
Rkade Join Date: Apr 2010 Reputation: 533 Posts: 551	Just "keep an eye out for a Radio thread, that's coming soon", guys