Survivors should be in couture

junsumoney1@gma · 02-26-2011, 05:37 PM

I'm tired of looking at these peasants injure my eyes with their drab and impotent clothings. These commoners are monstrosity to fashion, the living art, and must go through metamorphosis. Enough with the transient middle-class mass produced dilly-dally of the bourgeoisie, let's see Armani Fentoine's latest winter-solstice collection in this game.

Ellis can be dressed in the silk-corrugated hat with microscopic acid-dyed feathers lining the seams, and wear a stunning leather jacket that was made from one-hour old calfs that were immediately frozen and cut with potassiums. His shoes are resplendently designed, showing the eclat of modern fashion, their kaleidoscopic colors saturating his life.

Nick can pour into a stunning $10,000 suit made by Polynesian kids that were specifically genetically designed to make 1000 cross-stitches in one square inch of fabric. His $20,000 suit can't be wrinkled or folded due to tiny keratin fibers that line the fabric, so those Tank punches won't do anything. In addition, his $30,000 suit is permeable to blood.

Coach and Rochelle can die since they're ugly. Their imperfect skin and chin lines will only depreciate the clothings.

EDIT: Actually, fat and ugly people wear couture. They don't have to have -5% body fat or inject their bone marrows with collagen and phosphorous.

So for Coach, he shall wear a tight corset made specifically for pregnant models, and the corset will be reinforced by malleable metal ripped from the turgid hull of the Titanic. Over the corset, he can wear a Hugo Boss Boss Edition corporate shirt with pure gold lining the seams. The buttons will be undone to create a sensuous v-neck aesthetic, and the neck folds shall be frayed by teething Filipino babies to create an image of a nonchalant rebel. For his legs, he shall a wear a body reinforcing shaper that pricks the skin if it touches the shaper. The eventual blood streaming down the shaper will help create a gradient at the bottom of the white jean with plant roots stitched into the fabric to help the blood go up through capillary action. In short, the cuff of the jean will be red and the red will fade into white as it goes up.

Rochelle shall wear a dark, strong purple blouse made from silk of the black widows in Mt. Fuji's volcanoes. The strong metallic gases that surround the silk will give it a shiny glint and strong hue that is undeniably purple. The neck of the blouse will droop at a careful angle to reveal some skin yet not show too much skin. In order to complement this, there will be an extremely thin chain of pearl stolen from the Titanic. The sleeve of the blouse will have floral designs and will be slightly larger than the wrist so it's neither tight or loose. The blouse will only reach only an inch above the waist. A magnificent dress made of tiny triangles of different shades of green will go inside the blouse, and will be held by trimmed fur belt ripped from animals adopted at PETA shelters. The dress will reach slightly below the knees. She will wear a high heel shoes with its heel made of crystallized amber fossils. She will take off her ear rings and will instead wear a GUCCI sunglass that is indistinguishable from a Wal-Mart plastic sunglass.

02-26-2011, 06:12 PM

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I don't know what's funnier: that you came up with that, that it's very subtly racist, or that I think Nick would look awesome in true couture.

Plus, I just want to hear Ellis pronounce couture now.

AjBastian27 · 02-26-2011, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junsumoney1@gma

Coach and Rochelle can die since they're ugly. Their imperfect skin and chin lines will only depreciate the clothings.

your messed up, even if this was a joke it's not funny. my lack of respect for you by your unintelligent posts in these forums has only decreased because of this stupidly and ur lack of common sense.

The fact that you have gained any reputation stumps me.

TheCombatMedic · 02-26-2011, 06:34 PM

Or maybe he's just trolling for the attention?

junsumoney1@gma · 02-26-2011, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AjBastian27

your messed up, even if this was a joke it's not funny. my lack of respect for you by your unintelligent posts in these forums has only decreased because of this stupidly and ur lack of common sense.

The fact that you have gained any reputation stumps me.

Fashion is not a joke! Have you seen their non-foliated, non-embrocated, scratchy skin? It's a travesty that no Dove ad campaign can cure. Don't you get sassy with me!

081XxhephexX180 · 02-26-2011, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junsumoney1@gma

Fashion is not a joke! Have you seen their non-foliated, non-embrocated, scratchy skin? It's a travesty that no Dove ad campaign can cure. Don't you get sassy with me!

Oh, poor boy...

No_wander_off · 02-26-2011, 09:09 PM

YAY! sarcasm

The_insane_3004 · 02-26-2011, 11:07 PM

Your joking right?...

I would say something but I don't think your worth it

bblasphemous · 02-27-2011, 08:37 AM

It's as likely to happen as anything else posted here so

>AWESOMENAME< · 02-27-2011, 11:38 AM

No. ree-ree idea. and oh, Nick HAS to be in a purple pimp uniform, not his regualr white one

Ceral4d · 02-27-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bblasphemous

It's as likely to happen as anything else posted here so

so true. "ideas" here are terribleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ShovelyJoe · 02-27-2011, 12:36 PM

Mine wuzn't

MyClam-- · 02-27-2011, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junsumoney1@gma

I'm tired of looking at these peasants injure my eyes with their drab and impotent clothings. These commoners are monstrosity to fashion, the living art, and must go through metamorphosis. Enough with the transient middle-class mass produced dilly-dally of the bourgeoisie, let's see Armani Fentoine's latest winter-solstice collection in this game.

Ellis can be dressed in the silk-corrugated hat with microscopic acid-dyed feathers lining the seams, and wear a stunning leather jacket that was made from one-hour old calfs that were immediately frozen and cut with potassiums. His shoes are resplendently designed, showing the eclat of modern fashion, their kaleidoscopic colors saturating his life.

Nick can pour into a stunning $10,000 suit made by Polynesian kids that were specifically genetically designed to make 1000 cross-stitches in one square inch of fabric. His $20,000 suit can't be wrinkled or folded due to tiny keratin fibers that line the fabric, so those Tank punches won't do anything. In addition, his $30,000 suit is permeable to blood.

Coach and Rochelle can die since they're ugly. Their imperfect skin and chin lines will only depreciate the clothings.

if i can't see the microscopic feathers when valve adds this i'm starting a l4d2 boycott group

Razor118171 · 02-27-2011, 10:25 PM

Well, I think we all can agree the OP is one of those guys that watch too much Project Runway. And that he's a racist. And that he's also obnoxious. And that he fails at pretty much anything. Case closed.

zupalex · 02-28-2011, 06:33 AM

I found his post really funny, indeed !

02-26-2011, 05:37 PM	#1
junsumoney1@gma Join Date: Dec 2009 Reputation: 225 Posts: 999	Survivors should be in couture I'm tired of looking at these peasants injure my eyes with their drab and impotent clothings. These commoners are monstrosity to fashion, the living art, and must go through metamorphosis. Enough with the transient middle-class mass produced dilly-dally of the bourgeoisie, let's see Armani Fentoine's latest winter-solstice collection in this game. Ellis can be dressed in the silk-corrugated hat with microscopic acid-dyed feathers lining the seams, and wear a stunning leather jacket that was made from one-hour old calfs that were immediately frozen and cut with potassiums. His shoes are resplendently designed, showing the eclat of modern fashion, their kaleidoscopic colors saturating his life. Nick can pour into a stunning $10,000 suit made by Polynesian kids that were specifically genetically designed to make 1000 cross-stitches in one square inch of fabric. His $20,000 suit can't be wrinkled or folded due to tiny keratin fibers that line the fabric, so those Tank punches won't do anything. In addition, his $30,000 suit is permeable to blood. Coach and Rochelle can die since they're ugly. Their imperfect skin and chin lines will only depreciate the clothings. EDIT: Actually, fat and ugly people wear couture. They don't have to have -5% body fat or inject their bone marrows with collagen and phosphorous. So for Coach, he shall wear a tight corset made specifically for pregnant models, and the corset will be reinforced by malleable metal ripped from the turgid hull of the Titanic. Over the corset, he can wear a Hugo Boss Boss Edition corporate shirt with pure gold lining the seams. The buttons will be undone to create a sensuous v-neck aesthetic, and the neck folds shall be frayed by teething Filipino babies to create an image of a nonchalant rebel. For his legs, he shall a wear a body reinforcing shaper that pricks the skin if it touches the shaper. The eventual blood streaming down the shaper will help create a gradient at the bottom of the white jean with plant roots stitched into the fabric to help the blood go up through capillary action. In short, the cuff of the jean will be red and the red will fade into white as it goes up. Rochelle shall wear a dark, strong purple blouse made from silk of the black widows in Mt. Fuji's volcanoes. The strong metallic gases that surround the silk will give it a shiny glint and strong hue that is undeniably purple. The neck of the blouse will droop at a careful angle to reveal some skin yet not show too much skin. In order to complement this, there will be an extremely thin chain of pearl stolen from the Titanic. The sleeve of the blouse will have floral designs and will be slightly larger than the wrist so it's neither tight or loose. The blouse will only reach only an inch above the waist. A magnificent dress made of tiny triangles of different shades of green will go inside the blouse, and will be held by trimmed fur belt ripped from animals adopted at PETA shelters. The dress will reach slightly below the knees. She will wear a high heel shoes with its heel made of crystallized amber fossils. She will take off her ear rings and will instead wear a GUCCI sunglass that is indistinguishable from a Wal-Mart plastic sunglass. Last edited by junsumoney1@gma: 03-12-2011 at 03:18 PM.

02-26-2011, 06:12 PM	#2
DWilliams2446 Guest Posts: n/a	................ ...................... ......................... ............................... ........................................ I don't know what's funnier: that you came up with that, that it's very subtly racist, or that I think Nick would look awesome in true couture. Plus, I just want to hear Ellis pronounce couture now.

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02-26-2011, 06:34 PM	#4
TheCombatMedic Join Date: Jan 2011 Reputation: 670 Posts: 4,570	Or maybe he's just trolling for the attention?

02-26-2011, 09:09 PM	#7
No_wander_off Join Date: Jan 2010 Reputation: 1442 Posts: 10,633	YAY! sarcasm

02-26-2011, 11:07 PM	#8
The_insane_3004 Join Date: Jan 2010 Reputation: 70 Posts: 776	Your joking right?... I would say something but I don't think your worth it

02-27-2011, 08:37 AM	#9
bblasphemous Join Date: Nov 2008 Reputation: 24 Posts: 445	It's as likely to happen as anything else posted here so

02-27-2011, 11:38 AM	#10
>AWESOMENAME< Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Reputation: 8 Posts: 132	No. ree-ree idea. and oh, Nick HAS to be in a purple pimp uniform, not his regualr white one

02-27-2011, 12:36 PM	#12
ShovelyJoe Join Date: Mar 2010 Reputation: 1460 Posts: 3,626	Mine wuzn't

02-27-2011, 10:25 PM	#14
Razor118171 Join Date: Feb 2010 Reputation: 29 Posts: 397	Well, I think we all can agree the OP is one of those guys that watch too much Project Runway. And that he's a racist. And that he's also obnoxious. And that he fails at pretty much anything. Case closed.

02-28-2011, 06:33 AM	#15
zupalex Join Date: Dec 2008 Reputation: 28 Posts: 247	I found his post really funny, indeed !