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Old 04-16-2011, 09:53 PM   #1
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Lets make a list of things that u'hap't be careful when you handle the portal device.

Do not let the kids under age 10 to touch the gun.
Do not attempt to create more than 2 portals.
Do not attempt to lie about the cake.
 
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:53 PM   #2
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Do not touch the operational end of the device.
Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially.

Most importantly, under no circumstances should you-- *static*
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:54 PM   #3
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Do no recreate this scenario
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:55 PM   #4
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Do not attempt to make love to the operational end of the device.
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:55 PM   #5
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Do not attempt to destroy the equipment.
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:56 PM   #6
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So yesterday I went back for the Terminal Velocity achievement.
I was falling continuously. I let my Mac just keep going.
I blew up my power strip.
So don't operate the device on two power strips attached to the same plug when all plugs are filled!
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:57 PM   #7
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Do not feed to dogs expecting to get your dog to shoot portals via barking
Do not steal portal 2 copies from gamestores with it
Do not microwave or the device will implode
Do not feed into a blender
Do not feed into a black hole
Do not impersonate Cave Johnson
Do not turn the device into some sort of A.I.
Please do give this device a job at VALVe
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:58 PM   #8
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Do not give the device to mickey mouse.
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:00 PM   #9
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Do no recreate this scenario
This would never work. Remember, the portals disappear when a device moves. :3
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:01 PM   #10
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Can I create a portal in my stomach?
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:02 PM   #11
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Do not attempt to make love to the operational end of the device.
Do not use the device to make love to yourself.
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:03 PM   #12
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Do not use it to make mashed potatoes.
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:07 PM   #13
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Do not use other than potatoes to recharge the device.
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:09 PM   #14
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Do no recreate this scenario
The orange portal disappears when the platform moves WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS AT LENGTH
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:10 PM   #15
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Do not attempt to place the device in an enviroment exceeding 5000 degrees kelvin.
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