Proof GlaDOS is a Microsoft Product

04-17-2011, 05:02 PM

Only something written by Microsoft could require so many resources on boot. This ARG just proves it.

CrimsonLucent · 04-17-2011, 05:02 PM

D'oh ho ho ho ho!

tN|Taz · 04-17-2011, 05:03 PM

G-Man is controlling Glados with a gaming console. Didn't you know that already?

04-17-2011, 05:03 PM

GlaDOS might be a Microsoft product, but GLaDOS isn't.

04-17-2011, 05:03 PM

Only Microsoft can produce that kind of evil machine.

Briankealing · 04-17-2011, 05:03 PM

GLaDOS is clearly an Apple product. Like the turrets. Powerful, expensive, and not upgradeable.

Mangr0v3 · 04-17-2011, 05:04 PM

Considering Aperture Science uses MS Excel 2007, I wouldn't be surprised.

Theguesst · 04-17-2011, 05:04 PM

OOOOOOH snap.

But isn't aperture science conveyed to be a fictional apple with the evil plans and all...

At The Gates · 04-17-2011, 05:04 PM

Oh a Microsoft hater. Well it was sort of strange not to see you guys come out from under your rocks earlier. Was beginning to think you were extinct.

FusedCore · 04-17-2011, 05:04 PM

Locked Deleted

//EoF

truckspond · 04-17-2011, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briankealing

GLaDOS is clearly an Apple product. Like the turrets. Powerful, expensive, and not upgradeable.

And don't forget the white aesthetic!

keldf · 04-17-2011, 05:05 PM

4 days to boot up... And all that the thousands of extra cpus does, is take a few hours off the boot time... Yep! sounds like windows

Stealth_Void · 04-17-2011, 05:06 PM

I would give you Rep for this, but I've given too much out in the last 24 hours.

Theguesst · 04-17-2011, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truckspond

And don't forget the white aesthetic!

Also the secret plan to enslave humanity...

That comes later.

dogguy26 · 04-17-2011, 05:08 PM

This is a good thing. If GLaDOS was Apple tech then portal and portal 2 would never have existed because Narbacular Drop is only for Pc.

04-17-2011, 05:02 PM	#1
Kataclysm Guest Posts: n/a	Proof GlaDOS is a Microsoft Product Only something written by Microsoft could require so many resources on boot. This ARG just proves it.

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04-17-2011, 05:02 PM	#2
CrimsonLucent Banned Join Date: Dec 2010 Reputation: 10 Posts: 233	D'oh ho ho ho ho!

04-17-2011, 05:03 PM	#3
tN\|Taz Join Date: Jun 2009 Reputation: 71 Posts: 865	G-Man is controlling Glados with a gaming console. Didn't you know that already?

04-17-2011, 05:03 PM	#4
Agnol117 Guest Posts: n/a	GlaDOS might be a Microsoft product, but GLaDOS isn't.

04-17-2011, 05:03 PM	#5
Rafael2 Guest Posts: n/a	Only Microsoft can produce that kind of evil machine.

04-17-2011, 05:03 PM	#6
Briankealing Join Date: Mar 2009 Reputation: 147 Posts: 840	GLaDOS is clearly an Apple product. Like the turrets. Powerful, expensive, and not upgradeable.

04-17-2011, 05:04 PM	#7
Mangr0v3 Join Date: Sep 2008 Reputation: 4237 Posts: 13,589	Considering Aperture Science uses MS Excel 2007, I wouldn't be surprised.

04-17-2011, 05:04 PM	#8
Theguesst Join Date: Jun 2010 Reputation: 24 Posts: 427	OOOOOOH snap. But isn't aperture science conveyed to be a fictional apple with the evil plans and all...

04-17-2011, 05:04 PM	#9
At The Gates Join Date: Jul 2007 Reputation: 519 Posts: 6,887	Oh a Microsoft hater. Well it was sort of strange not to see you guys come out from under your rocks earlier. Was beginning to think you were extinct.

04-17-2011, 05:04 PM	#10
FusedCore Banned Join Date: Jun 2010 Reputation: 346 Posts: 2,315	Locked Deleted //EoF

04-17-2011, 05:05 PM	#12
keldf Join Date: Apr 2011 Reputation: 6 Posts: 25	4 days to boot up... And all that the thousands of extra cpus does, is take a few hours off the boot time... Yep! sounds like windows

04-17-2011, 05:06 PM	#13
Stealth_Void Join Date: Feb 2010 Reputation: 4 Posts: 47	I would give you Rep for this, but I've given too much out in the last 24 hours.

04-17-2011, 05:08 PM	#15
dogguy26 Join Date: Dec 2010 Reputation: 0 Posts: 67	This is a good thing. If GLaDOS was Apple tech then portal and portal 2 would never have existed because Narbacular Drop is only for Pc.