It could be you. It could be me! It could EVEN BE... - Page 12

Mr.Wuggles · 04-11-2012, 10:32 PM

He could be you! He could be me! He could even be your gun!

modulus365 · 04-12-2012, 12:07 AM

He could be your! He could be me! He could even be in the base!

*camera zooms out*
Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?"
[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes]
The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"
Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"

And you know the rest.

Professor_PRDX · 04-27-2012, 08:49 PM

He could be you, he could be me. He could even be THAT SANDVICH!

Tis a Mystery · 04-30-2012, 09:17 AM

He could be you, he could be me. he could even be MY HAT!
[Counterfeit billycock loses its disguise and turns into a stovetop]

TheKigYarGamer · 04-30-2012, 10:24 AM

Spy: He could be you! He could be me! He could even be the base!

...

*Everyone bursts out laughing, except for Spy*

Spy: I'm being serious, we could be inside him right now!

Scout: How the hell would dat even work? Surely we're not dealin' with some kinda giant spy, right?

Soldier: Well, he must be emitting one of those fancy-schmancy holograms, which means there must be a source. But what could be the source?

Heavy: Cigarette Machine vas not here yesterday...

Scout: I got it, I got it!

*Scout shoots cigarette machine, which turns out to be the spy*

*The entire base disappears, save for the Intel and the table its on, leaving them and the intel in the middle of a field*

Heavy: So... vat happens now?

Soldier: We find a new place to live.

XAwesomeOneX · 04-30-2012, 01:38 PM

Spy:It could be you.It could be me!It could even be...bee...uuhh

Heavy:Scoot?

Scout:Of course not!

(Spy walks front of Scout)

and then Red Spy facestabs Blu Spy

Then they realize Red Spy is Dr. Enforcicle

They die

THE END

Professor_PRDX · 04-30-2012, 05:54 PM

It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-e-e-e-e-ea-a-a-a-a (Pain Critical Death NOise while freezing in mid-sentence) (The Blu Engineer SOMEHOW yells) Sentry sappin' my spy out of nowhere, and a mysterious blu sentry gun is found and turns out to be the red spy.

bunivasal · 05-01-2012, 10:39 AM

He could be you, he could be me, he could even be... right behind you.

Malzzzy · 05-10-2012, 03:50 AM

He could even be a red spy disguised as a blu spy who is disguised as a red spy pretending to be a blu spy.

tlautrec · 05-29-2012, 07:30 AM

It could be you. It could be me! It could EVEN BE... wait scout, why do you have a boner looking at your mom's naked photos?

*Bones* · 05-29-2012, 08:39 AM

"He could be you, he could be me! He could even be...
BARBRA STRAISAND" *wohoohohoohohooo...

pedospike · 06-06-2012, 02:47 AM

He could be you. He could be me. He could EVEN DAT A S S * stares at porno pictures*

teblin · 06-06-2012, 07:32 AM

He could be you! He could be me! He could even be The Announcer!

coolman166 · 06-22-2012, 08:27 PM

"He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be FUS RO DAH" *Red spy, blue soldier, and blue heavy are all thrown back against the wall*

Sonichawk10 · 06-22-2012, 09:27 PM

It could be you, it could be me, it could even be that football helmet in the background!

04-30-2012, 09:17 AM	#169
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04-11-2012, 10:32 PM	#166
Mr.Wuggles Join Date: Aug 2011 Reputation: 0 Posts: 11	He could be you! He could be me! He could even be your gun!

04-12-2012, 12:07 AM	#167
modulus365 Join Date: Oct 2010 Reputation: 15 Posts: 351	He could be your! He could be me! He could even be in the base! camera zooms out Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" [Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" And you know the rest.

04-27-2012, 08:49 PM	#168
Professor_PRDX Join Date: Jan 2012 Reputation: 15 Posts: 85	He could be you, he could be me. He could even be THAT SANDVICH!

04-30-2012, 10:24 AM	#170
TheKigYarGamer Join Date: Aug 2011 Reputation: 868 Posts: 2,714	Spy: He could be you! He could be me! He could even be the base! ... Everyone bursts out laughing, except for Spy Spy: I'm being serious, we could be inside him right now! Scout: How the hell would dat even work? Surely we're not dealin' with some kinda giant spy, right? Soldier: Well, he must be emitting one of those fancy-schmancy holograms, which means there must be a source. But what could be the source? Heavy: Cigarette Machine vas not here yesterday... Scout: I got it, I got it! Scout shoots cigarette machine, which turns out to be the spy The entire base disappears, save for the Intel and the table its on, leaving them and the intel in the middle of a field Heavy: So... vat happens now? Soldier: We find a new place to live.

04-30-2012, 01:38 PM	#171
XAwesomeOneX Join Date: Apr 2012 Reputation: 15 Posts: 317	Spy:It could be you.It could be me!It could even be...bee...uuhh Heavy:Scoot? Scout:Of course not! (Spy walks front of Scout) and then Red Spy facestabs Blu Spy Then they realize Red Spy is Dr. Enforcicle They die THE END

04-30-2012, 05:54 PM	#172
Professor_PRDX Join Date: Jan 2012 Reputation: 15 Posts: 85	It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-e-e-e-e-ea-a-a-a-a (Pain Critical Death NOise while freezing in mid-sentence) (The Blu Engineer SOMEHOW yells) Sentry sappin' my spy out of nowhere, and a mysterious blu sentry gun is found and turns out to be the red spy.

05-01-2012, 10:39 AM	#173
bunivasal Join Date: Dec 2008 Reputation: 668 Posts: 4,661	He could be you, he could be me, he could even be... right behind you.

05-10-2012, 03:50 AM	#174
Malzzzy Join Date: Feb 2012 Reputation: 1 Posts: 24	He could even be a red spy disguised as a blu spy who is disguised as a red spy pretending to be a blu spy.

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tlautrec Join Date: Aug 2011 Reputation: 36 Posts: 76	It could be you. It could be me! It could EVEN BE... wait scout, why do you have a boner looking at your mom's naked photos?

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