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Old 07-07-2011, 05:03 PM   #1
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How to turn into the hulk?

I just watched the hulk, and I really want to be like him. So does anyone know the right amount of gamma exposure I need to turn big and green? Thanks in advance
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:05 PM   #2
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Become the Juggernaut instead, you just need to go to Korea and find the Gem of Cytorak.

Actually, never mind what I just said... *buys ticket to Korea*
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:06 PM   #3
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Eat your peas
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:15 PM   #4
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Like this:

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Don't make fun of his pigeon toe.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:16 PM   #5
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The real question you need to be asking yourself is where you can buy a pair of pants capable of stretching at least five times their normal size.

It's all fun and gamma rays until someone reports you for indecent exposure.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:24 PM   #6
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Become the Juggernaut instead, you just need to go to Korea and find the Gem of Cytorak.

Actually, never mind what I just said... *buys ticket to Korea*
the juggernaut can suck me up and call me sally.the hulk whoops his .........................................O'DOYLE RULES!!.
oh and op eat lots of spinach and lots and lots of peepee shrinkers.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:27 PM   #7
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Become the Juggernaut instead, you just need to go to Korea and find the Gem of Cytorak.

Actually, never mind what I just said... *buys ticket to Korea*
I'm afraid Hulk > Juggernaut.

My advice is to take massive amounts of roids.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:28 PM   #8
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1.21 Giggawatts.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:28 PM   #9
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the juggernaut can suck me up and call me sally.the hulk whoops his .........................................O'DOYLE RULES!!.
oh and op eat lots of spinach and lots and lots of peepee shrinkers.
The Juggernaut's literal ability is "Immortality and Invincibility"

He can't be hurt by anything other than mind stuff, and since that doesn't exist, he'd be literally unbeatable in the real world.

He can't die.

He's walked on the sun.

Hulk is cool and all, but he's mortal.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:30 PM   #10
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The Juggernaut's literal ability is "Immortality and Invincibility"

He can't be hurt by anything other than mind stuff, and since that doesn't exist, he'd be literally unbeatable in the real world.

He can't die.

He's walked on the sun.

Hulk is cool and all, but he's mortal.
this is a battle you will not win.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:32 PM   #11
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this is a battle you will not win.
Hulk's anger and ability to quickly heal in an instant gives him the win.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:35 PM   #12
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It'll probably have to be at least over 9000 rads...
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:36 PM   #13
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But it wouldn't be a win. Juggernaut doesn't need quick healing because HE IS IMMUNE TO DAMAGE.

He can't even feel pain.

He does not breathe. He does not eat. He does not sleep.

800000000 Hulks could all punch Juggs at the same time and he wouldn't feel it.
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:36 PM   #14
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It'll probably have to be at least over 9000 rads...
It's over 9000!


(I don't know where that's from).
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Old 07-07-2011, 05:38 PM   #15
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But it wouldn't be a win. Juggernaut doesn't need quick healing because HE IS IMMUNE TO DAMAGE.

He can't even feel pain.

He does not breathe. He does not eat. He does not sleep.

800000000 Hulks could all punch Juggs at the same time and he wouldn't feel it.
Kinda like me. Immortal. Can't feel pain.

The only difference is I'm scrawny and not buff.


All joking aside. For something like that to happen, you'd have to know how to modify DNA.
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