If you had the Portal Gun

Alisbet · 12-17-2011, 01:02 AM

Like the title says, if you had the Portal Gun, what would you do with it? If I had it, I would do as, as Cave Johnson said, throw science at the wall and test if the Portal Gun is an effective interplanetary travelling tool. I put the first portal into a vacuum in case the second portal ends up in a vacuum too and then shoot the second portal into space and hope it ends up in a planet that has a breathable atmosphere and possibly also inhabitants. Once it connects, I change the location of the first portal and then enter the new world.

What about you?

Science4cake · 12-17-2011, 10:37 AM

Hopefully you happen to shoot a white portal-able, preferably moon rock coated surface some where in space.
I myself would probably set it up to help generate infinite energy and solve the worlds energy problems. After trying to fling myself ofc resulting in sever injuries or death.

Alisbet · 12-17-2011, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Science4cake

Hopefully you happen to shoot a white portal-able, preferably moon rock coated surface some where in space.
I myself would probably set it up to help generate infinite energy and solve the worlds energy problems. After trying to fling myself ofc resulting in sever injuries or death.

True. However, it should be noted that the moon rock, as noted by Cave Johnson is a good portal conductor but is not the only surface where a portal might be placed and it doesn't need to be white either. At least that's what I think.

pennykettle · 12-17-2011, 03:39 PM

I would use a portal gun to ♥♥♥♥. Put a mini portal in my pants and another in my toilet.

dashv · 12-17-2011, 10:02 PM

My son would use it to kick my butt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e2ai...er_profilepage

chaoticpix93 · 12-17-2011, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dashv

My son would use it to kick my butt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e2ai...er_profilepage

You should go over to the Portal thread and search for "We are Portal" video thread.

There was much love for your cute video!

I even liked it!

pennykettle · 12-18-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by dashv

My son would use it to kick my butt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e2ai...er_profilepage

Haha. That was so cute. I hum Still Alive all the time. My favorite part was when the little boy said "I'm not even angry."

dashv · 12-18-2011, 07:33 PM

chaoticpix93> I just looked it up. The comments made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Or maybe that was a thermal discouragement beam...

pennykettle> It's funny folks that haven't played and finished portal 1 think that scene (with the humming) is too long.

Most fans of Portal, though, love that scene in particular.

ddrkreature · 12-18-2011, 09:43 PM

What I want to do:

find all the supporters and creators of SOPA and Protect IP, place a portal in one of their meetings, the other on the moon, and watch them all get sucked into space. then walk away, closing the portals before anyone finds out

What I want to do(that won't get me into trouble):
go ape ♥♥♥♥ with all the fun things I can do with it.

saintkitten · 12-19-2011, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pennykettle

I would use a portal gun to ♥♥♥♥. Put a mini portal in my pants and another in my toilet.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

saintkitten · 12-19-2011, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pennykettle

I would use a portal gun to ♥♥♥♥. Put a mini portal in my pants and another in my toilet.

However, for a second there I thought that word was something different. Like, 4 hearts. Okay. A portal in pants. Alright.. Second portal... OH, toilet! Pheew. I was afraid it was gonna be a wall or I don't know, bed.....

LiaCroft · 12-19-2011, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by pennykettle

I would use a portal gun to ♥♥♥♥. Put a mini portal in my pants and another in my toilet.

THAT would surely solve a lot of logistic problems in everyday life!

mikaellaine · 12-19-2011, 05:39 AM

Having a real portal gun would solve the World's energy problems!

For heating, just open a portal to Sahara.

For drinking water, just open a portal to someplace where there is clean water (polar caps, maybe, or Scandinavia).

For electricity: one way would be to connect solar panels in Sahara to the grid... no need for long wires or hydrogen transportation.

Then there is travel. I would like to travel to several places. And never mind border guards, or stupid import taxes!!!

Me2nice · 12-19-2011, 06:29 AM

I'd fight crime...as PORTAL MAN!

12-17-2011, 01:02 AM	#1
Alisbet Join Date: Dec 2011 Reputation: 1 Posts: 62	If you had the Portal Gun Like the title says, if you had the Portal Gun, what would you do with it? If I had it, I would do as, as Cave Johnson said, throw science at the wall and test if the Portal Gun is an effective interplanetary travelling tool. I put the first portal into a vacuum in case the second portal ends up in a vacuum too and then shoot the second portal into space and hope it ends up in a planet that has a breathable atmosphere and possibly also inhabitants. Once it connects, I change the location of the first portal and then enter the new world. What about you?

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12-17-2011, 10:37 AM	#2
Science4cake Join Date: May 2011 Reputation: 26 Posts: 363	Hopefully you happen to shoot a white portal-able, preferably moon rock coated surface some where in space. I myself would probably set it up to help generate infinite energy and solve the worlds energy problems. After trying to fling myself ofc resulting in sever injuries or death.

12-17-2011, 03:39 PM	#4
pennykettle Banned Join Date: Oct 2011 Reputation: 202 Posts: 2,513	I would use a portal gun to ♥♥♥♥. Put a mini portal in my pants and another in my toilet.

12-17-2011, 10:02 PM	#5
dashv Join Date: May 2011 Reputation: 15 Posts: 38	My son would use it to kick my butt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e2ai...er_profilepage

12-18-2011, 07:33 PM	#8
dashv Join Date: May 2011 Reputation: 15 Posts: 38	chaoticpix93> I just looked it up. The comments made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Or maybe that was a thermal discouragement beam... pennykettle> It's funny folks that haven't played and finished portal 1 think that scene (with the humming) is too long. Most fans of Portal, though, love that scene in particular.

12-18-2011, 09:43 PM	#9
ddrkreature Join Date: Apr 2008 Reputation: 205 Posts: 1,104	What I want to do: find all the supporters and creators of SOPA and Protect IP, place a portal in one of their meetings, the other on the moon, and watch them all get sucked into space. then walk away, closing the portals before anyone finds out What I want to do(that won't get me into trouble): go ape ♥♥♥♥ with all the fun things I can do with it.

12-19-2011, 05:39 AM	#13
mikaellaine Join Date: Sep 2011 Reputation: 0 Posts: 16	Having a real portal gun would solve the World's energy problems! For heating, just open a portal to Sahara. For drinking water, just open a portal to someplace where there is clean water (polar caps, maybe, or Scandinavia). For electricity: one way would be to connect solar panels in Sahara to the grid... no need for long wires or hydrogen transportation. Then there is travel. I would like to travel to several places. And never mind border guards, or stupid import taxes!!!

12-19-2011, 06:29 AM	#14
Me2nice Join Date: Apr 2010 Reputation: 232 Posts: 4,384	I'd fight crime...as PORTAL MAN!