The Second Totally Unofficial TF2 Caption Contest!

binarycoder · 02-23-2012, 05:36 PM

Part/Round/Episode 2 of this thread! (Which I do have to original OP's permission to continue.)

Hello there, everybody! I, like a few of you participated in the first caption contest by sshotz. Sad to see such a hilarious thing end, I volunteered to do a part 2! See below for rules & regulations. Enjoy, and happy captioning!

>Part Two is over!<
Thread is open for discussion on a part three, see the announcement post for round 10's results.

Past Round's Winners and Screenshots!

ROUND 10

Jordax142- "There is an difference in 'Slightly missing your enemy' and 'Missing him while he is almost standing still and manage to swing yourself right before his gun'."
Bralef-
"That burning Heavy with the Deus Specs, intimidating Team Captain, terrifying luchador mask, and a spun up Iron Curtain?

Yeah, he's not nearly as interesting as that quarter lying on the ground over there."
Slartybart5- "Pyro's latest attempt to outsmart boolet by intercepting them mid-air proves futile."
|マｅｄ- "The Third Degree does have a downside, it's called "Stupid Players""

ROUND 9
ROUND 8
ROUND 7
ROUND 6
ROUND 5
ROUND 4
ROUND 3
ROUND 2
Round 1

Rules

Entries will be open from the time the image is posted until 11:59PM US Pacific Time(except Thursday and Friday nights. those end at 9.)
One entry per person
Be original!
Not accepting screenshots, just captions for now, please!

Judging and Winning
I will be judging entries based on humor, relation to image, and originality. Points will be given out as follows:

1st Place- 5pts
2nd place- 4pts
3st Place- 2pts
4nd place- 1pt

I will be handing out prizes every 10 screens, winners will not be able to enter again! (sorry, but still feel free to post!

)

Prizes

1st place- 1 Refined, +1 internets
2nd place- 2 Reclaimed, virtual cookie
3rd place- 3 Scrap, the joy of receiving third place.

Point Leaderboards
Jordax142- 22
|マｅｄ- 19
Bralef- 19
sshotz- 10
Parralelex- 6
Pika-Cthulhu- 6
XYTWO- 6
BallisticLarva- 5
spd12- 5
A 1970 Corvette- 4
Grobag- 4
uhhsam- 3
ansis34- 3
The Medic- 2
Slartybart5- 2
Rammite- 1
FreshHalibut- 1

red drake · 02-23-2012, 05:38 PM

@first screenshot:
Being polite? Demomen don't need to be polite.

FreshHalibut · 02-23-2012, 05:58 PM

The Pan is mightier than the Sword.

(I know it's a kukri, roll with it)

mmxrocks · 02-23-2012, 06:05 PM

Be polite, you never know who might take something the wrong way...

|マｅｄ · 02-23-2012, 06:28 PM

Remembering the fortune teller who predicted he would be killed by a crazy scottish chef who believes he is Macbeth, the Sniper calmly accepts his fate.

binarycoder · 02-23-2012, 07:42 PM

hehe, got some pretty good ones!

keep 'em comin'!

spd12 · 02-24-2012, 01:50 AM

The sniper pays his respects to all the eardrums that have fallen to the cruelty of the frying pan (including his own).

Jordax142 · 02-24-2012, 01:55 AM

An typical Scottish Execution by the Sacred Clan of Demopans.
This one has to earn his hats through. By brutally killing the Snipers Eardrums.

The Medic · 02-24-2012, 01:56 AM

Sniper's desire to own a cast iron frying pan comes true in an unexpected way...

SilentHunter382 · 02-24-2012, 01:58 AM

I'm sorry. I forgot to bring the onions that I had to chop.

binarycoder · 02-24-2012, 02:42 PM

Round One is over!
(sorry I had to cut this one a bit short

)

ROUND 1

|マｅｄ- "Remembering the fortune teller who predicted he would be killed by a crazy scottish chef who believes he is Macbeth, the Sniper calmly accepts his fate."
Jordax142- "An typical Scottish Execution by the Sacred Clan of Demopans.
This one has to earn his hats through. By brutally killing the Snipers Eardrums."
The Medic- "Sniper's desire to own a cast iron frying pan comes true in an unexpected way..."
FreshHalibut- "The Pan is mightier than the Sword.
(I know it's a kukri, roll with it)"

Congrats to the winners, now go take gander at the next screen!

Jordax142 · 02-24-2012, 02:52 PM

The new and improved Direct Hit.
It shoots the heads of your enemies, pops out the Buff Banner in a instant, aims automatically at the intel, and the knockback of it breaks your right foot, and it knocks your behind right on the floor.

Dvdgg · 02-24-2012, 02:59 PM

- Horatio, we have found a decapitated soldier in front of a dropped suitcase.

-It seems like that soldier...

Lost his intelligence.

YEAAAAAAAH!

A 1970 Corvette · 02-24-2012, 04:49 PM

The RED's forcefield technology worked in their favor, especially when it sent people flying at speeds fast enough to break the game's killcam.

spd12 · 02-24-2012, 05:25 PM

No one was quite sure as to what the war crime was that the BLU soldier committed, but by golly, everyone made sure there was punishment - even the briefcase had to take a stand.

02-23-2012, 05:36 PM	#1
binarycoder Join Date: Apr 2010 Reputation: 622 Posts: 2,148	The Second Totally Unofficial TF2 Caption Contest! Part/Round/Episode 2 of this thread! (Which I do have to original OP's permission to continue.) Hello there, everybody! I, like a few of you participated in the first caption contest by sshotz. Sad to see such a hilarious thing end, I volunteered to do a part 2! See below for rules & regulations. Enjoy, and happy captioning! >Part Two is over!< Thread is open for discussion on a part three, see the announcement post for round 10's results. Past Round's Winners and Screenshots! ROUND 10 Jordax142- "There is an difference in 'Slightly missing your enemy' and 'Missing him while he is almost standing still and manage to swing yourself right before his gun'." Bralef- "That burning Heavy with the Deus Specs, intimidating Team Captain, terrifying luchador mask, and a spun up Iron Curtain? Yeah, he's not nearly as interesting as that quarter lying on the ground over there." Slartybart5- "Pyro's latest attempt to outsmart boolet by intercepting them mid-air proves futile." \|マｅｄ- "The Third Degree does have a downside, it's called "Stupid Players"" ROUND 9 ROUND 8 ROUND 7 ROUND 6 ROUND 5 ROUND 4 ROUND 3 ROUND 2 Round 1 Rules Entries will be open from the time the image is posted until 11:59PM US Pacific Time(except Thursday and Friday nights. those end at 9.) One entry per person Be original! Not accepting screenshots, just captions for now, please! Judging and Winning I will be judging entries based on humor, relation to image, and originality. Points will be given out as follows: 1st Place- 5pts 2nd place- 4pts 3st Place- 2pts 4nd place- 1pt I will be handing out prizes every 10 screens, winners will not be able to enter again! (sorry, but still feel free to post!) Prizes 1st place- 1 Refined, +1 internets 2nd place- 2 Reclaimed, virtual cookie 3rd place- 3 Scrap, the joy of receiving third place. Point Leaderboards Jordax142- 22 \|マｅｄ- 19 Bralef- 19 sshotz- 10 Parralelex- 6 Pika-Cthulhu- 6 XYTWO- 6 BallisticLarva- 5 spd12- 5 A 1970 Corvette- 4 Grobag- 4 uhhsam- 3 ansis34- 3 The Medic- 2 Slartybart5- 2 Rammite- 1 FreshHalibut- 1 Last edited by binarycoder: 03-07-2012 at 03:33 PM.

02-24-2012, 01:55 AM	#8
Jordax142 Join Date: Sep 2011 Reputation: 536 Posts: 2,397	An typical Scottish Execution by the Sacred Clan of Demopans. This one has to earn his hats through. By brutally killing the Snipers Eardrums. Last edited by Jordax142: 02-24-2012 at 02:10 AM.

02-24-2012, 02:42 PM	#11
binarycoder Join Date: Apr 2010 Reputation: 622 Posts: 2,148	Round One is over! (sorry I had to cut this one a bit short ) ROUND 1 \|マｅｄ- "Remembering the fortune teller who predicted he would be killed by a crazy scottish chef who believes he is Macbeth, the Sniper calmly accepts his fate." Jordax142- "An typical Scottish Execution by the Sacred Clan of Demopans. This one has to earn his hats through. By brutally killing the Snipers Eardrums." The Medic- "Sniper's desire to own a cast iron frying pan comes true in an unexpected way..." FreshHalibut- "The Pan is mightier than the Sword. (I know it's a kukri, roll with it)" Congrats to the winners, now go take gander at the next screen!

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02-23-2012, 05:38 PM	#2
red drake Join Date: Dec 2009 Reputation: 5 Posts: 40	@first screenshot: Being polite? Demomen don't need to be polite.

02-23-2012, 05:58 PM	#3
FreshHalibut Join Date: Feb 2009 Reputation: 1045 Posts: 3,404	The Pan is mightier than the Sword. (I know it's a kukri, roll with it)

02-23-2012, 06:05 PM	#4
mmxrocks Join Date: Oct 2011 Reputation: 0 Posts: 35	Be polite, you never know who might take something the wrong way...

02-23-2012, 06:28 PM	#5
\|マｅｄ Banned Join Date: Jun 2011 Reputation: 1572 Posts: 2,827	Remembering the fortune teller who predicted he would be killed by a crazy scottish chef who believes he is Macbeth, the Sniper calmly accepts his fate.

02-23-2012, 07:42 PM	#6
binarycoder Join Date: Apr 2010 Reputation: 622 Posts: 2,148	hehe, got some pretty good ones! keep 'em comin'!

02-24-2012, 01:50 AM	#7
spd12 Join Date: Sep 2011 Reputation: 22 Posts: 129	The sniper pays his respects to all the eardrums that have fallen to the cruelty of the frying pan (including his own).

02-24-2012, 01:56 AM	#9
The Medic Join Date: Dec 2010 Reputation: 1156 Posts: 6,712	Sniper's desire to own a cast iron frying pan comes true in an unexpected way...

02-24-2012, 01:58 AM	#10
SilentHunter382 Join Date: Jun 2010 Reputation: 219 Posts: 553	I'm sorry. I forgot to bring the onions that I had to chop.

02-24-2012, 02:52 PM	#12
Jordax142 Join Date: Sep 2011 Reputation: 536 Posts: 2,397	The new and improved Direct Hit. It shoots the heads of your enemies, pops out the Buff Banner in a instant, aims automatically at the intel, and the knockback of it breaks your right foot, and it knocks your behind right on the floor.

02-24-2012, 02:59 PM	#13
Dvdgg Join Date: Nov 2011 Reputation: 115 Posts: 526	- Horatio, we have found a decapitated soldier in front of a dropped suitcase. -It seems like that soldier... Lost his intelligence. YEAAAAAAAH!

02-24-2012, 04:49 PM	#14
A 1970 Corvette Join Date: Apr 2011 Reputation: 1129 Posts: 4,653	The RED's forcefield technology worked in their favor, especially when it sent people flying at speeds fast enough to break the game's killcam.

02-24-2012, 05:25 PM	#15
spd12 Join Date: Sep 2011 Reputation: 22 Posts: 129	No one was quite sure as to what the war crime was that the BLU soldier committed, but by golly, everyone made sure there was punishment - even the briefcase had to take a stand.