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Old 02-23-2012, 06:36 PM   #1
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The Second Totally Unofficial TF2 Caption Contest!

Part/Round/Episode 2 of this thread! (Which I do have to original OP's permission to continue.)


Hello there, everybody! I, like a few of you participated in the first caption contest by sshotz. Sad to see such a hilarious thing end, I volunteered to do a part 2! See below for rules & regulations. Enjoy, and happy captioning!

>Part Two is over!<
Thread is open for discussion on a part three, see the announcement post for round 10's results.

Past Round's Winners and Screenshots!

ROUND 10

  1. Jordax142- "There is an difference in 'Slightly missing your enemy' and 'Missing him while he is almost standing still and manage to swing yourself right before his gun'."
  2. Bralef-
    "That burning Heavy with the Deus Specs, intimidating Team Captain, terrifying luchador mask, and a spun up Iron Curtain?

    Yeah, he's not nearly as interesting as that quarter lying on the ground over there."
  3. Slartybart5- "Pyro's latest attempt to outsmart boolet by intercepting them mid-air proves futile."
  4. |マed- "The Third Degree does have a downside, it's called "Stupid Players""


ROUND 9
ROUND 8
ROUND 7
ROUND 6
ROUND 5
ROUND 4
ROUND 3
ROUND 2
Round 1


Rules
  • Entries will be open from the time the image is posted until 11:59PM US Pacific Time(except Thursday and Friday nights. those end at 9.)
  • One entry per person
  • Be original!
  • Not accepting screenshots, just captions for now, please!

Judging and Winning
I will be judging entries based on humor, relation to image, and originality. Points will be given out as follows:
  • 1st Place- 5pts
  • 2nd place- 4pts
  • 3st Place- 2pts
  • 4nd place- 1pt

I will be handing out prizes every 10 screens, winners will not be able to enter again! (sorry, but still feel free to post!)

Prizes
  • 1st place- 1 Refined, +1 internets
  • 2nd place- 2 Reclaimed, virtual cookie
  • 3rd place- 3 Scrap, the joy of receiving third place.


Point Leaderboards
Jordax142- 22
|マed- 19
Bralef- 19
sshotz- 10
Parralelex- 6
Pika-Cthulhu- 6
XYTWO- 6
BallisticLarva- 5
spd12- 5
A 1970 Corvette- 4
Grobag- 4
uhhsam- 3
ansis34- 3
The Medic- 2
Slartybart5- 2
Rammite- 1
FreshHalibut- 1

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Old 02-23-2012, 06:38 PM   #2
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@first screenshot:
Being polite? Demomen don't need to be polite.
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Old 02-23-2012, 06:58 PM   #3
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The Pan is mightier than the Sword.

(I know it's a kukri, roll with it)
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Old 02-23-2012, 07:05 PM   #4
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Be polite, you never know who might take something the wrong way...
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Old 02-23-2012, 07:28 PM   #5
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Remembering the fortune teller who predicted he would be killed by a crazy scottish chef who believes he is Macbeth, the Sniper calmly accepts his fate.
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Old 02-23-2012, 08:42 PM   #6
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hehe, got some pretty good ones!

keep 'em comin'!
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Old 02-24-2012, 02:50 AM   #7
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The sniper pays his respects to all the eardrums that have fallen to the cruelty of the frying pan (including his own).
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Old 02-24-2012, 02:55 AM   #8
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An typical Scottish Execution by the Sacred Clan of Demopans.
This one has to earn his hats through. By brutally killing the Snipers Eardrums.

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Old 02-24-2012, 02:56 AM   #9
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Sniper's desire to own a cast iron frying pan comes true in an unexpected way...
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Old 02-24-2012, 02:58 AM   #10
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I'm sorry. I forgot to bring the onions that I had to chop.
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Old 02-24-2012, 03:42 PM   #11
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Round One is over!
(sorry I had to cut this one a bit short )

ROUND 1

  1. |マed- "Remembering the fortune teller who predicted he would be killed by a crazy scottish chef who believes he is Macbeth, the Sniper calmly accepts his fate."
  2. Jordax142- "An typical Scottish Execution by the Sacred Clan of Demopans.
    This one has to earn his hats through. By brutally killing the Snipers Eardrums."
  3. The Medic- "Sniper's desire to own a cast iron frying pan comes true in an unexpected way..."
  4. FreshHalibut- "The Pan is mightier than the Sword.
    (I know it's a kukri, roll with it)"


Congrats to the winners, now go take gander at the next screen!
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Old 02-24-2012, 03:52 PM   #12
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The new and improved Direct Hit.
It shoots the heads of your enemies, pops out the Buff Banner in a instant, aims automatically at the intel, and the knockback of it breaks your right foot, and it knocks your behind right on the floor.
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Old 02-24-2012, 03:59 PM   #13
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- Horatio, we have found a decapitated soldier in front of a dropped suitcase.

-It seems like that soldier...

Lost his intelligence.

YEAAAAAAAH!
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Old 02-24-2012, 05:49 PM   #14
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The RED's forcefield technology worked in their favor, especially when it sent people flying at speeds fast enough to break the game's killcam.
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Old 02-24-2012, 06:25 PM   #15
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No one was quite sure as to what the war crime was that the BLU soldier committed, but by golly, everyone made sure there was punishment - even the briefcase had to take a stand.
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