|04-29-2012, 05:19 PM||#16|
Join Date: Sep 2010
Scout: dis map ain't big enough for the two of us!
Soldier: This is not a camping trip Sheila, this is war!
Demo: Ye're a shame to your people, ya mumblin' devil!
Heavy: YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON SANDVICH, BUT YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD COP.
Engi: Erectin' a statue of a moron!
Medic: I'M GOING TO SAW, THROUGH YOUR BALLS.
Sniper: Look at me, I've bagged the world's fattest man!
Spy: I'll bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
|04-29-2012, 05:22 PM||#17|
Join Date: Nov 2011
I love anything said by Scout or Spy, but my favourite lines are
Edit: come to think of it, I just like it when people dominate Heavies.
Edit2: Here's a good soldier line too.
Edit3: Screw it, here's a demoman line.
Last edited by Dirtcopter77: 04-29-2012 at 05:26 PM.
|04-29-2012, 05:33 PM||#20|
Join Date: Nov 2011
"$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!"
"I cannot be bargained with! I cannot be reasoned with! I do not know where I am! I am a robot, I don't understand anything!"
*sound he makes when he does his fireball kill taunt"
"Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you."
"Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!"
"If y'all had more gadgets for killin', you wouldn't need so many for hidin'."
"Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"
"One sniper to another, mate: Give! Up!"
"Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!"
|04-29-2012, 05:39 PM||#21|
Join Date: Apr 2012
Several of the Tin Soldier lines, e.g. http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/image...er_robot25.wav, http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/image...er_robot23.wav, http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/image...er_robot29.wav etc
Also Scout's line about having such a tiny freakin' head and there are probably a few others that made me giggle.
|04-29-2012, 06:48 PM||#24|
Join Date: Feb 2012
Pretty much anything the sniper says is gold.
"If your strategy is to build me confidence, it's working."
"Nothing personal, mate, I'm just better."
"Now I gotta make a necklace outta your teeth, bushman's rules."
"You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse."
"All rockets, no brains, eh mate?!"
"Aww, did I get blood on your suit?"
And tied for all time favorite:
"You want to hear something funny? You're dead."
"Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end."