Your favourite character lines.

[NuclearKangaroo]

Soldier (upon dominating a Sniper)

i will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife



it hurts everytime im being told that

[GeneralKitsune]

Spy:

"Put your weapons down and PLACE A DISPENCER HERE!"
"I never really was on your DOCTOR!"

Demoman:

"That Engineer is a bloody MEEEEEEEEEDIC!"

Engineer:

About every line he has when under the effect of his costume set.

Soldier:

"Beboop son, Beboop"

Originally Posted by NuclearKangaroo

Soldier (upon dominating a Sniper)

i will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife



it hurts everytime im being told that

I feel sad for the Kangaroo, being desperate enough to marry that guy!

[Sentrymann]

Soldier: "Beep Boop son, Beep Boop"

[Billa Bop]

Scout: Ya order now, i'll throw in a second beatin, absolutely free!

Soldier: If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!

Pyro: mphphhmmmppphh (i really didn't think you were gonna die like that)

Demo: Take.. down.. to the.. pain train.. station.. in train town.

Heavy: Da, this will work.

Engi: I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face.

Medic: Eins, zwei, drei, uhhh, i don't think we brought enough body bags.

Sniper: You're so bad i'm actually gettin worse.

Spy: Yoooouuu SUCK.

[DrAstorReinhard]

Most of the Medic's lines I love...I think the best one is "I healed ze man who vill kill you."

I like Sniper's creepy ♥♥♥♥ voice..."Now Doctor, now."

[serpentine]

"Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle look it up". Obviously.

[NovaPixel]

Ey Private Haircut! I might have taken a bit too much off, YA HEAD!!!!

[The Medic]

Any maniacal laughter. Especially Medic's maniacal laughter.

I swear, Snipers calling for an Ubercharge actually just want to raep Medics.

[ghostapplejuice]

Originally Posted by lolzorz

Scout: dis map ain't big enough for the two of us!

Soldier: This is not a camping trip Sheila, this is war!

Demo: Ye're a shame to your people, ya mumblin' devil!

Heavy: YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON SANDVICH, BUT YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD COP.

Engi: Erectin' a statue of a moron!

Medic: I'M GOING TO SAW, THROUGH YOUR BALLS.

Sniper: Look at me, I've bagged the world's fattest man!

Spy: I'll bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!

i thought it was "...saw through your bones!" hence bonesaw. but your ones funnier


my fave sniper quote: ya heads look bloody twelve feet tall!

[hawkshadow741]

"Hey, look, he shape-shifted into a dead guy"

"You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield"
(kinda sad it doesn't play as often as it used to )

"Order now, and I'll throw in an extra beating, absolutely free"

"Look at this, just caved in your skull, my bats still dry, no clumps of hair, nothin'"


"That was an AMAZING killing spree...BY THE OTHER TEAM"

[hexaq]

Medic:
"My skill iz wasted on zis team!"

Soldier
Killing a demo: "You're dead, that's good, amen."
Dominating a solly: "Dominated, hippie, get a job!"

[CommanderDude7]

Most of the Solidier lines are my favorite.
"Your white flag does not stop american bullets!"
"Ich bin I just kicked your ♥♥♥! "
"This American boot just kicked your ♥♥♥ back to Russia."
"You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion, FOR WAR!"
"You kids today don't know how to dominate."

[TheFriendlyCow]

"This is a real frickin' embarrassment."
Bump

[Alexthegreat382]

"If God wanted you to live - He would not have created ME!"
- Soldier

[Calvinandhobbes]

You're such a BAD DOCTOR! AAHAHAHAHAHA!