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Old 05-01-2012, 11:36 PM   #1
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Great game, but ruined by one fatal flaw...

The very fact that the Scythian is a woman rocks the very foundations of this game! The name is false advertising, and extremely deceptive. When I found out the Scythian was a woman, I instantly manfisted God in the face out of anger, I was so angry. If I had known that the player character was not, in fact, a Superbrother, I would never have traded for this game! Why, I deserve my money back twofold for going through this game hoping for brofistery when all I got was siskissery! There's a reason why people are bros and not sis's! It's because brofistitude is a manly bond of pure manliness that involves solid broness and willingness to be a bro, by doing things such as demonstrating kissing techniques and teaching kung-fu! But sisters? Who the hell cares about Sistitites? There is no bonding! There is just friendly making out and grooming hair and becoming a prostitute! Why, the nerve of some people, deceiving players everywhere into thinking their game is about the manly bond of two superbros when it's actually a story of siskissery! I am fuming right now, I am so mad!

I demand a refund!

I'm just joking. This game owns.
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:50 PM   #2
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I lolled at siskissery!

But here I fixed it to remove the objectionable part:
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The very fact that the Scythian is a woman rocks the very foundations of this game! The name is false advertising, and extremely deceptive. When I found out the Scythian was a woman, I instantly manfisted God in the face out of anger, I was so angry. If I had known that the player character was not, in fact, a Superbrother, I would never have traded for this game! Why, I deserve my money back twofold for going through this game hoping for brofistery when all I got was siskissery! There's a reason why people are bros and not sis's! It's because brofistitude is a manly bond of pure manliness that involves solid broness and willingness to be a bro, by doing things such as demonstrating kissing techniques and teaching kung-fu! But sisters? There is no bonding! There is just friendly making out and grooming hair! Why, the nerve of some people, deceiving players everywhere into thinking their game is about the manly bond of two superbros when it's actually a story of siskissery! I am fuming right now, I am so mad!

I demand a refund!

I'm just joking. This game owns.
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:11 PM   #3
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This thread is so much silliness I don't know where to being :P
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Old 08-16-2012, 11:33 AM   #4
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See, I think you were misreading the title.

You thought it was Super-brothers...like men who have a great than average fraternal bond.

Perhaps what you should have read was Superb-rothers.

Now a "rother" is, apparently, defined as something related to cows or a rudder. The title really is referencing fine example of dairy livestock or possibly a perfectly-fashioned nautical tool. Evidently.

Now, it all makes sense, doesn't it?

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The very fact that the Scythian is a woman rocks the very foundations of this game! The name is false advertising, and extremely deceptive. When I found out the Scythian was a woman, I instantly manfisted God in the face out of anger, I was so angry. If I had known that the player character was not, in fact, a Superbrother, I would never have traded for this game! Why, I deserve my money back twofold for going through this game hoping for brofistery when all I got was siskissery! There's a reason why people are bros and not sis's! It's because brofistitude is a manly bond of pure manliness that involves solid broness and willingness to be a bro, by doing things such as demonstrating kissing techniques and teaching kung-fu! But sisters? Who the hell cares about Sistitites? There is no bonding! There is just friendly making out and grooming hair and becoming a prostitute! Why, the nerve of some people, deceiving players everywhere into thinking their game is about the manly bond of two superbros when it's actually a story of siskissery! I am fuming right now, I am so mad!

I demand a refund!

I'm just joking. This game owns.
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:50 AM   #5
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I'd say based on the Soundshapes for PSN Superbrothers cover here it's all about how on the one hand (the left one) Superbro's would be about brofistery and the other hand (the right one) being the slap the sisters would give the bro's for attitude, therefore the Scythian is the embodiment of the slap, the more powerful and profoundly affecting of the 2 actions and therefore it's more manly than having a bro there as the sis represents the slap. There.
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:14 AM   #6
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Tresob77 is close. This game is about the decomposition of the mind, but in a beautiful and spectacular fashion. It is not Super Brothers or Superb Rothers, but Superb Rot: Hers.

Then again, maybe it's about awesome soup made in hospitals... It's hard to say.
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Old 12-28-2012, 02:07 AM   #7
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You guys are crazy. It's obviously Superb-R-Others. It's about appreciating the merits of people different than you (such as women).
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