Last Sequence of Meet the Pyro Revealed (to my imaginings)

Bomb and Board · 06-20-2012, 01:40 AM

A dramatic duel unwravels in the centre of koth_nucleus, with the void looming below. Pyro and Scout are precariously battling, fiercely nonethless, with dastardly maneuvers on behalf of Scout dodging the Pyro's futile breaths of fire. Then, with one click of his flamethrower to see he's run out of gas, the Pyro brandishes his fire axe and, staring down Scout's final charge, swings.

He contacts Scout's right arm, tearing it from his body and sending him into a heap, a meager, more annoying than terrible, very unimpressive heap, as the wounded retreats from an approaching Pyro, who, with a kick, deals his scattergun to the abyss. Having Scout's scraggy, mal-nourished back halfway tipped into the void, Pyro leans in. With a stern, but emotional face(concealed), the ravenous flame-sprayer boldly declares, "Mmmph, mmph mmmm mmm mmph"(roughly translated into idiomatic English as "Scout, I am your father.").

Upon heaing this, the unarmed Scout lets out a cacophonous squeal(terribly unbearable and more cringe-worthy than sympathehtic), "Noooooooo!". Despairing, he jumps into the void, plummeting to his likely death.

However, upon returning to the Rebel star cruiser, Scout (still alive, saved by an air duct, unfortunately) receives aid from an amiable Engineer, who allows him, reluctantly it should be said, to borrow his Gunslinger. Now, with a new arm and a conflicted heart, Scout and the Rebel Alliance charge headstrong into a plotline freshly seasoned with more nuances and contradictions than your girlfriend's monthly rant.

Dunnerski · 06-20-2012, 02:01 AM

Was this... star wars?

AlucarD65 · 06-20-2012, 02:37 AM

"Scout, I am your mother!" -Pyro-

Teleportalist · 06-20-2012, 02:42 AM

Best ending.

Explosive_Lemon · 06-20-2012, 05:19 AM

Better than ME3 ending

binarycoder · 06-20-2012, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunnerski

Was this... star wars?

No way! It's totally the ending scene from Titanic.

Solid Eglor · 06-20-2012, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomb and Board

Upon heaing this

Wait...
"Heaing"
...is hearing without an R...
"Goldfish" is "Godfish" with an L...
L is pronounced as R in Japan...
Pyro can't hear due to his mask...

PYRO IS A DIVINE FISH FROM JAPAN!!!

<O>

Cyberman128 · 06-20-2012, 06:42 AM

my turn

pyro runs and burns some people

then it closes in on his mask

then the camera fades away as he takes it off

end

06-20-2012, 01:40 AM	#1
Bomb and Board Join Date: May 2012 Reputation: 57 Posts: 75	Last Sequence of Meet the Pyro Revealed (to my imaginings) A dramatic duel unwravels in the centre of koth_nucleus, with the void looming below. Pyro and Scout are precariously battling, fiercely nonethless, with dastardly maneuvers on behalf of Scout dodging the Pyro's futile breaths of fire. Then, with one click of his flamethrower to see he's run out of gas, the Pyro brandishes his fire axe and, staring down Scout's final charge, swings. He contacts Scout's right arm, tearing it from his body and sending him into a heap, a meager, more annoying than terrible, very unimpressive heap, as the wounded retreats from an approaching Pyro, who, with a kick, deals his scattergun to the abyss. Having Scout's scraggy, mal-nourished back halfway tipped into the void, Pyro leans in. With a stern, but emotional face(concealed), the ravenous flame-sprayer boldly declares, "Mmmph, mmph mmmm mmm mmph"(roughly translated into idiomatic English as "Scout, I am your father."). Upon heaing this, the unarmed Scout lets out a cacophonous squeal(terribly unbearable and more cringe-worthy than sympathehtic), "Noooooooo!". Despairing, he jumps into the void, plummeting to his likely death. However, upon returning to the Rebel star cruiser, Scout (still alive, saved by an air duct, unfortunately) receives aid from an amiable Engineer, who allows him, reluctantly it should be said, to borrow his Gunslinger. Now, with a new arm and a conflicted heart, Scout and the Rebel Alliance charge headstrong into a plotline freshly seasoned with more nuances and contradictions than your girlfriend's monthly rant.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

06-20-2012, 02:01 AM	#2
Dunnerski Join Date: Aug 2008 Reputation: 123 Posts: 1,133	Was this... star wars?

06-20-2012, 02:37 AM	#3
AlucarD65 Join Date: Apr 2012 Reputation: 1 Posts: 15	"Scout, I am your mother!" -Pyro-

06-20-2012, 02:42 AM	#4
Teleportalist Join Date: Jul 2011 Reputation: 399 Posts: 3,167	Best ending.

06-20-2012, 05:19 AM	#5
Explosive_Lemon Join Date: Feb 2012 Reputation: 91 Posts: 1,167	Better than ME3 ending

06-20-2012, 06:42 AM	#8
Cyberman128 Join Date: Jan 2010 Reputation: 1203 Posts: 5,213	my turn pyro runs and burns some people then it closes in on his mask then the camera fades away as he takes it off end