What if TF2 was slightly more realistic?

megamike360 · 07-29-2012, 01:03 PM

I am in NO WAY making suggestions, it's just a funny thing to think about. Post your idea here.

After eating sandvich, heavy has to manually make another one, and to have to sit and watch him do it.

RicenChicken · 07-29-2012, 01:04 PM

after shooting a rocket at his feet, soldier has to be dead.

Warpathlol · 07-29-2012, 01:04 PM

rocket jumping soldiers and demos instantly lose their legs alongside a really good chance of just straight up dying.

ScrooLewse · 07-29-2012, 01:05 PM

Scouts who drink radioactive soda don't get superpowers. They just loose all their hair and die 10-15 years sooner.

megamike360 · 07-29-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Warpathlol

rocket jumping soldiers and demos instantly lose their legs alongside a really good chance of just straight up dying.

That sounds surprisingly balanced. 2 slow classes get a speed boost, at the cost a moving even slower until Respawn...

Duckzyx · 07-29-2012, 01:27 PM

Engi has to go buy his materials at the mann co store.

Demo can actually shoot 6 pipes because his weapon is a 6-loader.

Spy gets lung cancer.

Sniper has to take distance,gravity,wind and heartbeat into account when using his rifle.

Heavy uses an AK-47.

Medic has to carefully operate every wounded player. No more ubercharges,instead you get health insurance charges.

GmanSir · 07-29-2012, 01:27 PM

Hitting a sentry with a wrench will wear it down.

Apparition · 07-29-2012, 01:29 PM

Hi guys, how do I go prone in this game?

J_P_Savage · 07-29-2012, 01:29 PM

It would suck.

megamike360 · 07-29-2012, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by J_P_Savage

It would suck.

Someone needs to read the OP

Icecubes · 07-29-2012, 01:33 PM

Facestabs will usually instantly kill someone. Backstabs will only instantly kill someone very rarely.

stamda · 07-29-2012, 01:34 PM

Snipers have to take wind behavior, bullet drop, muzzle twitch, humidity, temperature, travel time and target size into consideration

Ass1h · 07-29-2012, 01:36 PM

disguisin takes 10 mins, and you need to be in your spawn

MortarionX · 07-29-2012, 01:47 PM

Lol you guys are missing the point. This is supposed to be humorous realism.

Here's my two cents

Eating or drinking any vintage food item results in food poisoning until the end of the game.

Salty-b · 07-29-2012, 01:49 PM

I hate to have to sit watch sniper getting more Jarate!

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07-29-2012, 01:04 PM	#2
RicenChicken Join Date: Jun 2010 Reputation: 86 Posts: 954	after shooting a rocket at his feet, soldier has to be dead.

07-29-2012, 01:04 PM	#3
Warpathlol Join Date: Dec 2011 Reputation: 58 Posts: 222	rocket jumping soldiers and demos instantly lose their legs alongside a really good chance of just straight up dying.

07-29-2012, 01:05 PM	#4
ScrooLewse Join Date: Jul 2011 Reputation: 251 Posts: 1,039	Scouts who drink radioactive soda don't get superpowers. They just loose all their hair and die 10-15 years sooner.

07-29-2012, 01:27 PM	#6
Duckzyx Join Date: Aug 2011 Reputation: 29 Posts: 45	Engi has to go buy his materials at the mann co store. Demo can actually shoot 6 pipes because his weapon is a 6-loader. Spy gets lung cancer. Sniper has to take distance,gravity,wind and heartbeat into account when using his rifle. Heavy uses an AK-47. Medic has to carefully operate every wounded player. No more ubercharges,instead you get health insurance charges.

07-29-2012, 01:27 PM	#7
GmanSir Join Date: May 2012 Reputation: 15 Posts: 164	Hitting a sentry with a wrench will wear it down.

07-29-2012, 01:29 PM	#8
Apparition Join Date: Nov 2011 Reputation: 4 Posts: 92	Hi guys, how do I go prone in this game?

07-29-2012, 01:29 PM	#9
J_P_Savage Join Date: Mar 2012 Reputation: 595 Posts: 1,944	It would suck.

07-29-2012, 01:33 PM	#11
Icecubes Join Date: Jul 2011 Reputation: 225 Posts: 346	Facestabs will usually instantly kill someone. Backstabs will only instantly kill someone very rarely.

07-29-2012, 01:34 PM	#12
stamda Join Date: Dec 2008 Reputation: 3885 Posts: 7,891	Snipers have to take wind behavior, bullet drop, muzzle twitch, humidity, temperature, travel time and target size into consideration

07-29-2012, 01:36 PM	#13
Ass1h Join Date: Dec 2011 Reputation: 240 Posts: 2,154	disguisin takes 10 mins, and you need to be in your spawn

07-29-2012, 01:47 PM	#14
MortarionX Join Date: Dec 2011 Reputation: 1 Posts: 23	Lol you guys are missing the point. This is supposed to be humorous realism. Here's my two cents Eating or drinking any vintage food item results in food poisoning until the end of the game.

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Salty-b Join Date: May 2010 Reputation: 344 Posts: 3,028	I hate to have to sit watch sniper getting more Jarate!