|08-05-2012, 09:16 PM||#1|
Join Date: May 2009
Spoonerize an item, give it stats.
For those of you that don't know, a spoonerism is switching the first letter/sound of two words. For example, the spoonerization of Team Fortress would be Feam Tortress. It can also be done with syllables of a single word.
In this thread, simply choose an item, spoonerize it, and give it stats based on its new name.
Inb4 people mock this thread by spoonerizing alliterative items.
The Chollilop (Lollichop)
Level 5 Axe
+50% chance to lop chollies
-50% chance to have any idea what chollies are or if you want to lop them
I recommend against spoonerizing the Blutsauger or the Red-Tape Recorder. Let's just... not go there.
Last edited by Kozmo: 08-05-2012 at 09:36 PM.
|08-05-2012, 09:17 PM||#2|
Join Date: Jul 2012
+90% chance of Nessie being discovered
-100% chance of Nessie being anything interesting or important
Its the perfect sidegrade to:
10% chance of finding nessie
70% chance of nessie being something cool and interesting
Last edited by PutinSpencer: 08-05-2012 at 09:20 PM.
|08-05-2012, 09:50 PM||#8|
Join Date: Jan 2012
The Seserve Rooter
Level 1 Thing Or Something
All friendly Seserves around the user take 40% less damage
Wearer must remain still to root for Seserves
Now we need to find out what these Seserves are and if they are a good enough tank to make that damage reduction worth it.
|08-05-2012, 09:57 PM||#12|
Join Date: Feb 2012
The Lickybomb Stauncher
Fires Lickitungs that explode upon licking
Lickitungs staunchly refuse to stick to anything
The Riper Sniffle
Alt-fire allows Sniper to sniff teammates which reveals hidden Spies
You have to smell the mercenaries
The Thame Flower
Allows player to swim through the River Thames at 400% speed
The River Thames is not actually in Team Fortress 2
No random critical hits
|08-05-2012, 09:58 PM||#13|
Join Date: Aug 2011
|08-05-2012, 09:59 PM||#15|
Join Date: May 2010
Level 69 Sapper?
100% Chance for OP to hate you
50% Chance to find Scout's Mother
50% Chance to find a female Heavy
Suddenly, You're Ted.
Last edited by T3HK4T: 08-05-2012 at 10:04 PM.