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Old 10-07-2012, 05:57 AM   #1
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Challenge: Make the Razorback sound OP

You heard me. Let's work together to make arguably the worst weapon in TF2 seem like the most game-breaking, unfair item imaginable.
I'll be giving out rep to the best/funniest posts.
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:03 AM   #2
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Infinite uses.
Grant 9001 extra health
9001%damage boost
And wait for the balancing bit.

No random crits.
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:03 AM   #3
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Razorback
Level 10 Bundle o' OPness
On hit (passive):-100% bar-filled stats (buff banner, cloak, ubercharge, etc.)
Cannot be backstabbed
+26 health
When headshot:+150 health
Damage Removes sappers

No Random Crits
-20% fire vulnerability

feel free to add on!
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:08 AM   #4
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The razorback
level 5 pingas
etf2l most successful troll to date yet
le amused builder face
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:14 AM   #5
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The Razorback
Level 5 Shield
Makes the wearer is immune to backstabs
Can only be seen at point blank
Emits an ear-breakingly loud sound to the whole server when backstabbed
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:19 AM   #6
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I don't think that's what he means.

Razorback
Level 5 Impenetrable Shield
Blocks all knife related damage from behind
Temporarily destroys spy melee weapons
Replaceable via any supply cabinet
Confuses enemies and causes panic
Gives no extra health for style points and because you don't need it
Sustainably sourced rainforest wood
Handpainted by aboriginal peoples
Relieves you of that heavy, pointless SMG
Can be used to jump your van in a pinch, Mate

Cannot equip in all slots
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:22 AM   #7
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The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a backstab attempt, electrocuting the Spy, and immobilizing him instantly!
Replaceable via any supply cabinet
Confuses enemies and causes panic
Gives no extra health for style points and because you don't need it
Sustainably sourced rainforest wood
Handpainted by aboriginal peoples
Relieves you of that heavy, pointless SMG
Can be used to jump your van in a pinch, Mate
Loud electrical noise action! HEAR THE SPY BEFORE YOU DIE!
Automatically falls off after use!

Is not an SMG, but why would you want to equip it if you have a Razorback?

^^
Sounds like the best weapon in the game now, with my improvements, and its still the same!

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Old 10-07-2012, 06:26 AM   #8
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Completely destroys your counter class. Ruins the spy's greatest weapon, the knife, by causing the backstab to backfire and electrify the spy. Now the spy is forced to use his puny revolver on you. You have a sniper rifle. Since the sniper rifle is so much bigger than the revolver, the spy no longer has any chance of killing you while you destroy his team from a distance. The razorback makes you an invincible killing machine.

Didn't even have to add any abilities.
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:29 AM   #9
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Razorback
Blocks a backstab attempt
100% movespeed on wearer
125 max health on wearer
When backstabbed: Stuns the Spy
Can be replaced via a Resupply Cabinet


Looks OP, but no changes are made.
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:34 AM   #10
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Can be used to jump your van in a pinch, Mate
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Sounds like the best weapon in the game now, with my improvements, and its still the same!
do you have any shame AT ALL??
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:34 AM   #11
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It has no downsides, its completly mindless uninvolving "weapon" that blocks one of the key mechanic of sniper's main counter class, breaks chainstabs and makes Your Eternal Reward useless.

Way to balance game, Valve.
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:37 AM   #12
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I don't think that's what he means.

Razorback
Level 5 Impenetrable Shield
Blocks all knife related damage from behind
Temporarily destroys spy melee weapons
Replaceable via any supply cabinet
Confuses enemies and causes panic
Gives no extra health for style points and because you don't need it
Sustainably sourced rainforest wood
Handpainted by aboriginal peoples
Relieves you of that heavy, pointless SMG
Can be used to jump your van in a pinch, Mate

Cannot equip in all slots
See this is the sort of stuff I came here to read, we had loads of make up your own item threads a gajillion times.

I reckon also, in the event of a water landing, the razorback can be used as a floatation device.
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:45 AM   #13
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Razorback
Can be replaced via a Resupply Cabinet
I read that as "Can be replaced with a portable Resupply Cabinet". Would that be OP?
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:37 AM   #14
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NEW WEAPON!!!!

The Razorback!!! (not really, but who cares)

Tired of spys stabbing your back while sniping? Don't want to die anymore? Then buy the RAZORBACK! Pure Teak wood with a battery filled with Australium, the best metal on earth. 100.000 Volt right in your enemys arm. Want to destroy your counters? Want to break balance? Then use the most OP thing on earth, the Razorback!!!!!! Now at a Mann Co shop near you.


Razorback may not break Balance or your enemys will. Waste secondary slot at own risk
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:46 AM   #15
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Blocks a backstab, kill spy, resupply, go camp again, repeat

spy gets smarter tries to shoot you instead

A - shoots you once, act fast and try to dodge with the remaining hp and deliver a melee to the face
B - camp near your teammates,engie nest,pyros the spy is gonna have a hard time shooting you.

congrats now you are almost kill proof from spies.

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