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Old 02-26-2013, 08:59 PM   #1
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Noob logic for smart things in TF2

ITT: We post Noob logic for smart thoughts in TF2.
Example: I should use an escape plan over the shovel because it has a taunt kill.
I should aim at people's feet with the rocket launcher so that they might take fall damage.
I should kill the medic first because if I kill the other guy first, the Medic will take out his Syringe gun and shoot me, and then I'll have to get shot by 2 people.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:03 PM   #2
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I should play Pyro so that people die from afterburn.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:06 PM   #3
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I should use the Hitman's Heatmaker over the Stock Rifle because its silencer will keep enemies from finding me!
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:14 PM   #4
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I should wear the Gibus because I have no other hats
I should wear the Pyrovision Goggles because I have no other miscs
I should use the Phlogistinator because I don't airblast
I should use the Backburner because I don't know what airblasting is anyways
I should use the Razorback because the Spies don't have guns to shoot me with instead
I should use the Liberty Launcher because I can't aim
I should use the Liberty Launcher because I die before I even fire 3 rockets
I should use the Soda Popper because it reloads quicker
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:22 PM   #5
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"I should play Spy - surely running straight into the enemy wearing these neato disguises will fool them.

yep

totally fool them"
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:25 PM   #6
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I should use the Quick Fix because it builds uber so fast
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:29 PM   #7
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I don't think any of the comments so far get the OP's intentions... Or maybe it's just that I don't.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:30 PM   #8
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I shouldn't play Spy because then no one will see how awesome my kills are.

I shouldn't play Sniper because rifles are too slow.

I should play Medic because I automatically heal.

I should use the stock minigun over the tomislav because it has a bigger barrel.

I shouldn't shoot out the spawn windows because then then enemies will be able to get in.

I should post about dumb things noobs do in this thread because that's exactly what OP said. To the letter.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:30 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Koopa Rokudaime View Post
"I should play Spy - surely running straight into the enemy wearing these neato disguises will fool them.

yep

totally fool them"

neato

neato

neat-o
People who say "neat-o" deserve rep
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:33 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Calvinandhobbes View Post
I don't think any of the comments so far get the OP's intentions... Or maybe it's just that I don't.
No sir... they're clearly missing the point. On purpose I'm hoping, but I think probably not.

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"Tee hee hee, Sniper has a pee jar... let's toss it on people."
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:36 PM   #11
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I shouldn't zoom in with sniper because then spies can sneak up on me.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:38 PM   #12
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I should use the shotgun because I can't figure out how to shoot my trumpet.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:45 PM   #13
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Huh, Medic doesn't have a gun. I should just heal people
Hmm, scout is weak up front. Maybe I should sneak around and flank
Wow. As a spy I can trick people. Maybe I should get the medic
I should set up teleporters because I see this other guy doing it
I should hit my things while building and maybe they'll do something more
Wow. If I'm disguised I won't get at by the sentry. What's this ? Pulls sapper out. Oh I wonder,(walks over to building) OH MY GOD !!!!
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:46 PM   #14
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I should build at the entrance of my spawn, so i build faster.
I should build here because its where i alwayz get keeled by enemy engys
*builds in the last point of a payload map, during set up time*

Any time soon.... this match its easy as eating a cake... no one shows up. my sentry will defeat them up.

*enemys reach the final payload point and proceed to wreck everything and win the game*

noob engy: WHAT A TEAM

Noob engy has disconected


This happens quite often, Then they find a gunslinger and start to spam them everywhere thinking "IM BEZT ENGINNIIIRR IN HSITORY OF WOURLD"
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:51 PM   #15
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This thread had such potential.
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