Noob logic for smart things in TF2

mambawarrior · 02-26-2013, 08:59 PM

ITT: We post Noob logic for smart thoughts in TF2.
Example: I should use an escape plan over the shovel because it has a taunt kill.
I should aim at people's feet with the rocket launcher so that they might take fall damage.
I should kill the medic first because if I kill the other guy first, the Medic will take out his Syringe gun and shoot me, and then I'll have to get shot by 2 people.
Post your own!

MISSINGNO · 02-26-2013, 09:03 PM

I should play Pyro so that people die from afterburn.

Bat_Tom · 02-26-2013, 09:06 PM

I should use the Hitman's Heatmaker over the Stock Rifle because its silencer will keep enemies from finding me!

yuki_judai · 02-26-2013, 09:14 PM

I should wear the Gibus because I have no other hats
I should wear the Pyrovision Goggles because I have no other miscs
I should use the Phlogistinator because I don't airblast
I should use the Backburner because I don't know what airblasting is anyways
I should use the Razorback because the Spies don't have guns to shoot me with instead
I should use the Liberty Launcher because I can't aim
I should use the Liberty Launcher because I die before I even fire 3 rockets
I should use the Soda Popper because it reloads quicker

Koopa Rokudaime · 02-26-2013, 09:22 PM

"I should play Spy - surely running straight into the enemy wearing these neato disguises will fool them.

yep

totally fool them"

chaingrower · 02-26-2013, 09:25 PM

I should use the Quick Fix because it builds uber so fast

Calvinandhobbes · 02-26-2013, 09:29 PM

I don't think any of the comments so far get the OP's intentions... Or maybe it's just that I don't.

ScrooLewse · 02-26-2013, 09:30 PM

I shouldn't play Spy because then no one will see how awesome my kills are.

I shouldn't play Sniper because rifles are too slow.

I should play Medic because I automatically heal.

I should use the stock minigun over the tomislav because it has a bigger barrel.

I shouldn't shoot out the spawn windows because then then enemies will be able to get in.

I should post about dumb things noobs do in this thread because that's exactly what OP said. To the letter.

yuki_judai · 02-26-2013, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koopa Rokudaime

"I should play Spy - surely running straight into the enemy wearing these neato disguises will fool them.

yep

totally fool them"

neato

neato

neat-o

People who say "neat-o" deserve rep

thepounder1 · 02-26-2013, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calvinandhobbes

I don't think any of the comments so far get the OP's intentions... Or maybe it's just that I don't.

No sir... they're clearly missing the point. On purpose I'm hoping, but I think probably not.

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Noob logic for smart things in TF2 --

"Tee hee hee, Sniper has a pee jar... let's toss it on people."

Gizmo42 · 02-26-2013, 09:36 PM

I shouldn't zoom in with sniper because then spies can sneak up on me.

Skuglife · 02-26-2013, 09:38 PM

I should use the shotgun because I can't figure out how to shoot my trumpet.

windwolf777 · 02-26-2013, 09:45 PM

Huh, Medic doesn't have a gun. I should just heal people
Hmm, scout is weak up front. Maybe I should sneak around and flank
Wow. As a spy I can trick people. Maybe I should get the medic
I should set up teleporters because I see this other guy doing it
I should hit my things while building and maybe they'll do something more
Wow. If I'm disguised I won't get ♥♥♥♥ at by the sentry. What's this ? Pulls sapper out. Oh I wonder,(walks over to building) OH MY GOD !!!!

McDonalds · 02-26-2013, 09:46 PM

I should build at the entrance of my spawn, so i build faster.
I should build here because its where i alwayz get keeled by enemy engys
*builds in the last point of a payload map, during set up time*

Any time soon.... this match its easy as eating a cake... no one shows up. my sentry will defeat them up.

*enemys reach the final payload point and proceed to wreck everything and win the game*

noob engy: WHAT A ♥♥♥♥ TEAM

Noob engy has disconected

This happens quite often, Then they find a gunslinger and start to spam them everywhere thinking "IM BEZT ENGINNIIIRR IN HSITORY OF WOURLD"

Skuglife · 02-26-2013, 09:51 PM

This thread had such potential.

02-26-2013, 08:59 PM	#1
mambawarrior Join Date: Dec 2012 Reputation: 45 Posts: 341	Noob logic for smart things in TF2 ITT: We post Noob logic for smart thoughts in TF2. Example: I should use an escape plan over the shovel because it has a taunt kill. I should aim at people's feet with the rocket launcher so that they might take fall damage. I should kill the medic first because if I kill the other guy first, the Medic will take out his Syringe gun and shoot me, and then I'll have to get shot by 2 people. Post your own!

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02-26-2013, 09:03 PM	#2
MISSINGNO Join Date: Apr 2008 Reputation: 427 Posts: 1,190	I should play Pyro so that people die from afterburn.

02-26-2013, 09:06 PM	#3
Bat_Tom Join Date: Jul 2010 Reputation: 70 Posts: 362	I should use the Hitman's Heatmaker over the Stock Rifle because its silencer will keep enemies from finding me!

02-26-2013, 09:14 PM	#4
yuki_judai Join Date: May 2010 Reputation: 276 Posts: 2,498	I should wear the Gibus because I have no other hats I should wear the Pyrovision Goggles because I have no other miscs I should use the Phlogistinator because I don't airblast I should use the Backburner because I don't know what airblasting is anyways I should use the Razorback because the Spies don't have guns to shoot me with instead I should use the Liberty Launcher because I can't aim I should use the Liberty Launcher because I die before I even fire 3 rockets I should use the Soda Popper because it reloads quicker

02-26-2013, 09:22 PM	#5
Koopa Rokudaime Join Date: Feb 2012 Reputation: 176 Posts: 614	"I should play Spy - surely running straight into the enemy wearing these neato disguises will fool them. yep totally fool them"

02-26-2013, 09:25 PM	#6
chaingrower Join Date: Aug 2010 Reputation: 152 Posts: 1,027	I should use the Quick Fix because it builds uber so fast

02-26-2013, 09:29 PM	#7
Calvinandhobbes Join Date: Sep 2011 Reputation: 588 Posts: 2,165	I don't think any of the comments so far get the OP's intentions... Or maybe it's just that I don't.

02-26-2013, 09:30 PM	#8
ScrooLewse Join Date: Jul 2011 Reputation: 251 Posts: 1,043	I shouldn't play Spy because then no one will see how awesome my kills are. I shouldn't play Sniper because rifles are too slow. I should play Medic because I automatically heal. I should use the stock minigun over the tomislav because it has a bigger barrel. I shouldn't shoot out the spawn windows because then then enemies will be able to get in. I should post about dumb things noobs do in this thread because that's exactly what OP said. To the letter.

02-26-2013, 09:36 PM	#11
Gizmo42 Join Date: Mar 2012 Reputation: 31 Posts: 205	I shouldn't zoom in with sniper because then spies can sneak up on me.

02-26-2013, 09:38 PM	#12
Skuglife Join Date: Oct 2011 Reputation: 61 Posts: 161	I should use the shotgun because I can't figure out how to shoot my trumpet.

02-26-2013, 09:45 PM	#13
windwolf777 Join Date: Aug 2012 Reputation: 49 Posts: 1,612	Huh, Medic doesn't have a gun. I should just heal people Hmm, scout is weak up front. Maybe I should sneak around and flank Wow. As a spy I can trick people. Maybe I should get the medic I should set up teleporters because I see this other guy doing it I should hit my things while building and maybe they'll do something more Wow. If I'm disguised I won't get ♥♥♥♥ at by the sentry. What's this ? Pulls sapper out. Oh I wonder,(walks over to building) OH MY GOD !!!!

02-26-2013, 09:46 PM	#14
McDonalds Join Date: Nov 2012 Reputation: 9 Posts: 63	I should build at the entrance of my spawn, so i build faster. I should build here because its where i alwayz get keeled by enemy engys builds in the last point of a payload map, during set up time Any time soon.... this match its easy as eating a cake... no one shows up. my sentry will defeat them up. enemys reach the final payload point and proceed to wreck everything and win the game noob engy: WHAT A ♥♥♥♥ TEAM Noob engy has disconected This happens quite often, Then they find a gunslinger and start to spam them everywhere thinking "IM BEZT ENGINNIIIRR IN HSITORY OF WOURLD"

02-26-2013, 09:51 PM	#15
Skuglife Join Date: Oct 2011 Reputation: 61 Posts: 161	This thread had such potential.